Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1732

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1732
by Angharad

Copyright © 2012 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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I woke up to find myself in hospital–not again. I had an oxygen mask on and something on my finger–by which they measure oxygen content of the blood, clever these doctors.

“Ah, you’re awake?” said a semi-familiar voice.

“How are the girls?” I asked.

“Typical Cathy, eh? In muck up to your eyeballs and you ask how the others are. Well, Lady C, they are fine. Simon took them home hours ago.”

“What time is it, Ken?”

“Two in the morning.”

“And, Stella?”

“She’s not so well.”

“What d’you mean?”

“Well she had a bigger dose than the rest of you.”

“Meaning?”

“She’s recovering but it’s going to be slow.”

“Is she going to be alright?”

“Um–that kind of depends.”

“On what?”

“On if brain damage occurred through the monoxide poisoning.”

“That poor woman, she’s had so much to put up with, from terrorists to post natal depression to my cooking.”

“Your cooking? I’d heard it was quite good.”

“From whom?”

“Ah, that would be telling.”

“Yes, I want you to be telling, telling me who’s casting nasturtiums about me.”

“You’re quite something, aren’t you? Half poisoned and you’re cracking jokes.”

“Yeah, but the ones I tell when I’m fully poisoned are dead boring.”

“I see. Just rest, I’m off to check your sister.”

“Thanks, Ken, oh and she’s my sister in law–no one family could have two loonies like us in it.”

He chuckled and walked off shaking his head.

After I collared a young nurse for a cuppa, I did eventually fall asleep, waking up to discover the mask had gone and I was breathing by myself. I needed a pee and got off the bed to look for the loo. On the way back I got pounced on by a nurse who played hell with me. I threatened to discharge myself there and then except it was six o’clock on a Sunday morning, mind you I could walk home by seven and get the others up for breakfast–except, Simon had my keys.

I sat about waiting for it to be late enough to go home without waking all the others to get in. I asked if I could visit Stella, and the nurse said no, then rang the ward and asked if I could. They said yes–she was in ICU again. Perhaps we should endow a bed here, we use one quite regularly.

I wandered over to ICU and found Stella linked up to all these machines. I went and sat by her and held her hand and talked to her for a while. However, I must have fallen asleep because I was sitting there and Billie was standing in front of me.

“Hello, darling,” I wanted to hug her but she didn’t actually come close enough for me to do so.

“Hi, Mummy, I came to say I love you, and that we’ll take good care of Gareth for you.”

“I love you too, darling.”

“Auntie Stella will get better, but it will take some time. Gotta go, bye,” she waved and disappeared.

“Billie? Billie where are you?” I woke myself up calling after her.

“What’s the matter, Lady Cameron?”

“Did a nine year old girl come past you?”

“No, children aren’t allowed in here and at this time of the morning–be sensible.”

“But I saw her as large as life.”

“Saw who?”

“Billie, my daughter.”

“You must have dreamt it.”

“But I saw her.”

“How old is she?”

“She was ten when she died.”

“Died? How could you see her then? I think you must have dreamt it–probably the after effects of the gas.”

“Yes, I must have,” I wanted to burst into tears. I’d have loved to see her, and what was that about Gareth? She’d look after him? I must have dreamt it, unless she was going to watch over him until Stella was better.

Stella came to and smiled at me then went off again. I went back to my own ward to have a bite of breakfast and the sister told me Simon would be in at nine to collect me.

At eight a junior doctor came to assess me prior to discharge. “How are you, Lady Cameron?”

“Okay, how are you–you look awfully tired.”

“Me? I’ve just got up,” he said in total astonishment. “I’ve just got to ask you a few questions to make sure you’re okay, if that’s alright?”

“Yes of course.”

“What’s your full name?”

“Lady Catherine Cameron of Pitlochry.”

“Wow, a genuine aristocrat.”

“No, I’m fake, my name’s Aubretia Rose Pettigrew.”

He gave me a funny look then continued. “What’s your date of birth?”

“Well, that would depend upon which of me you ask–I’m really only four and half years old.”

“Very funny–who’s the reigning monarch?”

“We’ve just had her diamond jubilee, haven’t we?”

“Yes.”

“Queen Victoria.”

“You do want to get home today not end up in a psychiatric ward?”

“Don’t send me to bedlam, please, I’ll do anything.” I touched his leg and he fled the ward. I couldn’t do anything for laughing. I just lay on the bed and convulsed, tears running down my face.

“What have you done to Alexander?” demanded the nurse, which brought on another fit of giggles. When I calmed down, I told her and she shook her head.

“That was rotten of you–mind you it couldn’t happen to a nicer person,” she chuckled and left.

I dressed myself ready and went off to see Stella again, asking the nurse to send Si up to me when he came to collect me.

She was awake and drinking a cup of tea with difficulty. The nurse held me back, “She’s got to learn to do things like this again.”

“I thought you said she’d be okay?”

“No, I didn’t because she’s got a long way to go yet–the poisoning may have damaged her brain–we’ve got a scan organised for later. This could take some time for her to recover.”

“That’s what Billie said.”

“Your dead daughter?”

“Yes.”

The nurse shook her head and walked off. I went to see Stella who’d now finished her cuppa. We chatted and a few minutes later she was fast asleep again–obviously my conversation isn’t what it was.

Then Simon arrived and kissed me then Stella, she woke with a start, “Oh, I thought it was Des,” she said and went back to sleep.

We said goodbye to her and left. “What was that about?” I asked.

“What?”

“Well, when I said Gareth will be in later, you tried to shut me up.”

“He won’t be in later.”

“How d’you know?”

“He’s dead.”

“Dead lucky, the gas didn’t affect him, is that what you were going to say?”

“No, he’s dead.”

“Stop pissing about, Si. It’s been a long night and I just want to get home.”

“I’m not, babes, he was killed trying to fix the gas boiler–there was an explosion...”

“You’re joking? You’re not joking are you?”

“No, babes, even I wouldn’t joke about that.”

“What’s Stella going to say?”

“I don’t know, we don’t even know when we can tell her.”

“Billie was right.”

“Billie? What our Billie?” he looked puzzled.

“I had a dream sitting with Stella, Billie came to me and said she was looking after Gareth. I assumed it meant she was keeping an eye on them, or it was just my imagination working overtime.”

“Billie told you?”

“Yes, it was her alright, she told me she loved us.”

“But she’s dead, babes–she’s dead.”

“And so is poor Gareth.” I stopped walking and fainted, Simon just caught me in time.

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