Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1728

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1728
by Angharad

Copyright © 2012 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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It’s Saturday morning, Wiggo is favourite for the Criterium du Dauphine, least according to my Guardian, just two more stages to go. I sat reading the paper and sipping tea in between bites of toast. If anyone so much as mentions weddings, I’ll likely punch them in the head. As you can appreciate, I am still mad with Stella, the cheeky cow does bugger all round here, and then gives me orders like she’s the lady of the manor and I’m some skivvy from the kitchen; whereas in fact, I happen to be the lady of the house and the next time she pushes her luck, I think I’ll remind her.

I couldn’t concentrate to read the paper, so I finished up my breakfast and after putting my dirty plate and cup in the dishwasher, I sorted some laundry and so began my weekend chores.

When I’d got up, only Tom was about: and he went off with Kiki in somewhat of a mood because I got the paper first. Just to annoy him I did the quick crossword, the one he usually does–I usually get the cryptic–not that I have time to look at it very often. I used to be quite good at them, but these days I’m somewhat out of practice.

First down was Julie who had to go to work. She had a quick breakfast of a coffee and one slice of toast, no wonder she’s so thin. I made her a sandwich of ham and salad and handed her the box, with a bag of crisps, a banana and a cup of soup packet. She pecked me on the cheek in thanks and left, saying that she would be out tonight, but would be home for dinner first.

I emptied the machine and dumped the contents of the basket into the tumble drier, the forecast was for showers much of the weekend. Coming out of the utility room, I saw Danny sitting at the table spooning cereal into his mouth like there was no tomorrow.

“Slow down, you don’t have a train to catch.”

“No, I’ve got a cricket match–an’ I’m late.”

“It’s been raining,” I announced.

“So, we’ve got an all weather pitch.”

“Make sure you take a waterproof with you–the forecast is rain.”

“That’s for later.”

“What is?”

“The forecast.”

“Well if you come back covered in grass stains, you can wash your togs yourself.”

“Who pinched your lollipop?” he quipped.

“What?”

“You’re crabbier than ever, you on or something?”

For that alone I could have murdered him, but I didn’t, probably because it was too wet to dig the grave. “Very funny–not.” I accompanied this with a look which possibly lasered his liver.

“Sorry, Mum–but you are very crabby today.”

“Yeah well, your aunt is driving me up the wall.”

“Auntie Stella?”

“There’s another?”

“What’s she done?”

“The lazy cow is expecting me to wait hand foot and finger on her while she lords it doing the minimum of anything to help, and now she expects me to organise the bridesmaid’s dresses–I ask you–and I’m the one who goes out to work.”

I heard a noise behind me and a body dashed up the stairs–it looked like Stella’s.

“Was that Stella?” I asked Danny.

“I–um–hafta go,” he grabbed his coat and his cricket bag before I could say anything. Wonderful–now, I’ll have her sulking all day–just what I need.

Jacquie arrived with Puddin’ and Fiona and my Catherine. “Stella asked me to bring them down for breakfast.”

The lazy cow, wasn’t faR from my thoughts, “She said she was packing.”

“Packing?”

Jacquie shrugged and started feeding the little ones. I took Catherine and bared a breast for her suckle. I wasn’t really in the mood, but at least I had to sit down while she did it. The other girls came down, and Sammi followed them, she helped them with their breakfasts and I finished up giving Catherine some toast with jam on. Then I let Jacquie take her up to wash her and dress her–they get on so well together.

Simon came down, slurped down a cup of coffee and dashed off before I could ask him where he was going. We needed more milk and he could have got some.

After emptying the drier, I went upstairs and decided to speak with Stella. I knocked and entered her rooms, having divested myself of everything but her stuff and her babies. “I’ve brought your washing,” I said as I went in. The scene before me shocked me.

There were piles of clothes everywhere, and she had three or four suitcases into which she was ramming things. She ignored me and continued shoving clothes into the cases.

“Stella, what are you doing?”

She ignored me again so I grabbed her as she went past, she dropped the clothes she was carrying, “What’re you doing?”

“Getting my lazy arse out of here, Gareth has gone back to his house and is sorting out a bed for me and the two girls.”

“Oh,” I was gobsmacked.

“It’s what you wanted, isn’t it? To be rid of me?”

“No it isn’t–look can we talk about this?”

“I think you’ve said enough haven’t you?” She wrenched her arm back from my loosening grip and continued her packing.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”

“So how did you mean it?”

“I was tired and irritable.”

“And that’s all my fault is it?”

“No.”

“Well the way you were talking to Danny, it seemed to be the case–and my wedding is the final straw is it? Well, fine, I’ll cancel the bloody thing. I’ve got that girl’s number for the dresses–I’ll ring her once we get to Gareth’s house.”

“Stella, you’ve made your point and I apologise unreservedly, what I said was out of order.”

“No it wasn’t–it showed how you really feel towards me–and to think I treated you like a sister–I feel betrayed by my own family–my own sister.” There were copious tears from both of us–probably enough to shrink the Axminster carpet. She bundled me out of her rooms and insisted she was going.

I called Si and in our bedroom explained what had happened. “Silly cow, let her go, she’ll be back next week, unable to cope on her own.”

“I’m not sure she will.”

“Oh well, good riddance–she’s got somewhere to go, she should have gone there before, long since.”

“She was ill, remember, and I suspect this could make her ill again.”

“She’s not your responsibility, Cathy. She’s a grown woman and it’s Gareth’s turn to deal with it, you’ve got enough on your plate with our lot–let her go, it’ll do her good.”

“And if she’s ill again?”

“Not your problem.”

“Will you do me a favour, go up and speak to her, ask her to reconsider.”

“But you’ve been wanting shot of her for yonks–she is a lazy bitch who treats you like her personal slave. What, d’you want her to reconsider?”

“All that’s happened this morning.”

“Why?”

“Because I asked you to–she won’t speak to me.”

He sighed but went to his sister’s rooms from which I heard loud voices and a few imprecations. He was back ten minutes later–“She’s going and I offered to pay for a van to take the rest of her stuff.”

“You did what?” I practically shrieked at him.

“You heard, now I’m going to finish my breakfast.”

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