Transformations

Blonde Joke-11

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eleven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell. She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.


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The Half-Lilin: Chapter 12

The Half-Lilin
Chapter 12

by Shin Eris
"I said I can't help you see her. It doesn't mean that you have zero chance of seeing her."

"So there is a way for me to see her?"

"There are several ways for you to see her. I just can't help you with any of those."

I was suddenly struck by suspiciousness. "OK, what's the catch?"

"Well," she said, her forefinger rubbing her lips. "I can teach you how to go there, but in exchange, you must swear one thing to me."

"And that is?"

"Be my slave, from now and forevermore. Obey me and pay me tribute," she answered with a look of satisfaction and childish glee.

"Pardon? I lost you at the word 'slave'."



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KittyHawk - Part 7

The attack on Cat causes some additional problems, and a plan to protect her parents is set in motion. 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 7


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -14- Roll Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

14. Roll Over

“What humans do getting ready for sex is just disgusting,” said Muffins after Tim finally left. “All that face rubbing and groping. No yowling, no chasing, no biting, it’s just wrong.”


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Blonde Joke-10

Blonde Joke
Chapter Ten
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -13- Stop Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

13. Stop Over

“Hell’s Little Wieners in Habaá±ero Sauce, is he still here?” asked Muffins coming back from a quick tour of my apartment. “You’ve got to get rid of your hairy sex ape or we’ll never be able to figure out what’s going on!”


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Blonde Joke-09

Blonde Joke
Chapter Nine
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a patch and a tire pump to reinflate it.


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Blonde Joke-08

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eight
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -12- Coming Down

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by Donna Lamb

12. Coming Down

I wore another of Tim’s t-shirts when we went downstairs later, after a suitable interlude. I felt so excited about seeing my apartment that I had to not talk at all for fear of bursting into non-stop giggles.


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The Assignment - Part 3- Rewrite

"The Assignment"
Part Three - "New Revelations"
by Jengrl


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Blonde Joke-07

Blonde Joke
Chapter Seven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde,
and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. There’s no such thing as
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.



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Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over - Chapter 11

I pulled on the tight thin top. Wow was it tight and it really did show my VS lacey bra. Joan said it looked very nice, very feminine. As I looked down, I could see the shape of my cups and the outline of the bra. Looking in the mirror I saw my bra cups and straps beaming out, saying I was all woman. I asked Joan if it was OK. She smiled and said "You look great. Don't worry it, you look very pretty." She said she loved my VS molded cup push up bra. You have a every pretty shape, be proud, Terri!

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over
Chapter 11
By Terry Hansay


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -11- Sitting Down

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by Donna Lamb

11. Sitting Down

“Is that a cat?” asked Tim, his voice still thick with sleep. I looked back over my shoulder. At least he hadn’t asked if that was a pussy, because I’m sure I would have collapsed laughing. Instead I just waggled my butt at him.


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Blonde Joke-06

Blonde Joke
Chapter Six
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They’re all true
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The Assignment

"The Assignment"
by Jengrl

 
My Creative Writing teacher at Kennedy High School always told us to write what we know. Ms. Jacobs always liked to challenge her students to use our imaginations to the fullest. Little did I know how my life was about to change the day she gave us "The Assignment"



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The Assignment - Part 2

"The Assignment"
Part Two - "Waking Up Is Hard To Do"
by Jengrl


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The Assignment - Part 1

"The Assignment"
Part One
by Jengrl

 
My Creative Writing teacher at Kennedy High School always told us to write what we know. Ms. Jacobs always liked to challenge her students to use our imaginations to the fullest. Little did I know how my life was about to change the day she gave us "The Assignment"



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Blonde Joke-05

Blonde Joke
Chapter Five
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three. One to mix the dough and two to sort the M&Ms to remove the “W”s, “E”s and “3”s.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -10- Getting Down

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by Donna Lamb

10. Getting Down

The cat landed unhurt and my shriek didn’t appear to have awakened Tim. I rushed to the glass door in the window wall and opened it, taking a look up to see where the cat might have come from. Nothing up there but the bottom of someone else’s balcony, at least twelve feet up. The cat, a little calico kitten, immediately started washing its paws.


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Blue Moon/Green Sun - Strangefellows Daze

When the Devil in Drag causes trouble, it's always

Strangefellows Daze

by Donna Lamb



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Venus Cursed!

Sean experiences a series of strange dreams. They lead to one impossible thing after another happening to Sean and his friends, culminating in him becoming...
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by Saless


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -9- Falling Down

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by Donna Lamb

9. Falling Down

I had to get this paperwork done by four-thirty so I’d have time to change clothes before five o’clock in order to go home. Except, I wasn’t wearing any clothes. Maybe if I closed the door to my office no one would notice. But my office didn’t have a door. And the taller the Tim in my furbox got, the bigger my tits got and the worse my back hurt!


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Blonde Joke-04

Blonde Joke
Chapter Four
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What is a blonde with brunette died hair?
Artificial Intelligence.


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KittyHawk - Part 6

Cat returns to a war zone and new worries. 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 6


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Blonde Joke - Revised

Blonde Joke
Revised
by Jaye Michael


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -8- Soaping Down

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

8. Soaping Down

Constance Catewood. The name did not ring any bells. Connie, on the other hand, did. I looked in the mirror over the wash basin. “Hello, Connie,” I said. The blue-eyed blonde reflection nodded and wrinkled her nose at me. “Too cute to live, too dumb to die,” I decided.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -7- Lying Down

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

7. Lying Down

“But you promised to go get me some clothes,” I whimpered. I didn’t have my pouts organized yet, but I think this might have been a number seven.


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Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over - Chapter 10

"Terri, I think you have graduated to your next bra size, a 36D cup. My, my, my you are developing nicely, Sweetie. Those pills and the disease must be working well, Dear. I will get some pretty bras and your corset in your new size, Dear", Mary said. My wife looked pleased!

Feminizer Disease Takes My Body Over

Chapter 10
By Terry Hansay



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -6- Filling Up

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

6. Filling Up

We sat on the big plush couch and ate oatmeals and drank coffee and Tim had got himself a ham-and-egg-and-cheese bagel, too. Got to feed those magic muscles, I thought and damn near choked trying not to giggle.


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 22

Okay, it's been awhile and I apologize for the wait. I know this is a short chapter, but I wanted to get it out there so hope on the story wasn't given up...

In this chapter plans are laid, some are nixed, and in general, the mayhem continues.

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Twenty Two
 By Maggie Finson
 
Maiden at Large

Or: What Do You Mean, Armed and Dangerous?



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -5- Hanging Up

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

5. Hanging Up



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Project Phoenix Part 1

Project Phoenix Part 1

By Meg

Kevin Barnett, a renowned investigative reporter, has been pursuing conspiracies since the beginning of his career. One evening he accidentally stumbles upon one so big, he needs to enlist the help of an FBI agent, Hannah Fox, to attempt to crack it. Together they set off to investigate a secret installation, one of many being built all over the country. What they find inside will change Kevin's life. Just not in the way he expected.



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ArachnePhobic

ArachnePhobic
A KittyHawk Tail
by Saless


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -4- Picking Up

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by Donna Lamb

4. Picking Up

The idea of being Tim’s girlfriend disturbed me. And the idea of Tim having other girlfriends annoyed me. And the idea of being annoyed at the thought of Tim’s other girlfriends didn’t just disturb or annoy me – it scared the cross-eyed shit out of me.


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Iona: Coeds

Iona: Coeds
By
Julie O

Edited By Robert A

This story features characters from Turbulence, Fresh Start; Change of Course; The Protector series; Ambition and Purpose, Revenge of the Goddesses: Athena’s Assassin; and Corruption.
Jennifer Stevens appears courtesy of Bob Arnold

(There’s a list of characters at the end of the story)



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Raccoon Rescue

Shawna settles in and helps eject some unwelcome visitors.
Raccoon Rescue
A KittyHawk Tail
by Saless


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You Asked For This

One of my girlfriends told me one day, that she would rather be a guy. When I asked her why, she just said because guys have it way easier. They don't have to keep their legs together, they don't have to have periods, they can't get pregnant, and they can pee standing next to any tree or bush. She even said that being a girl was like living a curse.

You Asked For This
by Barbara Lynn Terry

Chapter I - The wish comes true.



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KittyHawk - Part 5

Catherine fights with mutant hunters, would-be abductors, and rogue mutants to save a young girl and maybe find some new additions to the village… 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 5



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -3- Kissing Up

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

3. Kissing Up



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The Boy's Don't Litany: Chapter 1

If you are already mental, how can you tell when you go mad?

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Chapter the First

In Which There Are Some Changes



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Elan Owen 2: Watch Out Here I Come - Chapter 1

If the first week was wild, the second one is killer.

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Chapter One: Iguana Hold Your Hand



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -2- Getting Up

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by Donna Lamb

2. Getting Up

I came to under a blanket with a cool cloth on my eyes. My head didn't hurt quite so much so I tried to sit up. The mirror on the dresser showed my round little chin, turned-up nose and bright blue eyes. "That's me?" I squeaked.



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What We Did For Love

What We Did For Love
by Jengrl

Guilt.

One of the worst feelings in the world. It can torture someone relentlessly.



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The Cyclist - 2

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Blake joins Stephanie's Cycling Group.

 
Cyclist

Part 2

By Sissy Lana Chandler



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Oscar Night - Part 21

Oscar dresses up
     
Oscar Night - Conclusion

by Jennifer Brock

A year ago in the story, but about a year and a half in our time, this story began when novelist/screenwriter David Fine attended the Academy Awards wearing a red suit that his friend fashion designer Claude Marsh had made for him, accompanied by fashion model Maritza Delgado. That night, an insult from a fashion journalist caused him to make the flippant comment that he'd wear a gown if he was nominated again. Since then, David and Maritza have fallen in love, moved in together, and he's made some changes in his wardrobe and appearance at her prodding. At Claude's prodding, David made even more changes, as they'd decided the only way to pull off wearing a dress at the ceremony and not look like a fool was to become as throroughly female as possible, even going as far as to make some surgical alterations. In this, the extra-large final installment of our story, we learn whether it was all worth it. Our action will begin on the day before the awards.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -1- Waking Up

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by Donna Lamb

1. Waking Up

I woke up that morning with a hangover; the sun coming in the window seemed to hurt my eyes, even with them closed. I hunted for the pillow to pull over my face but at first I didn't find one. What I pulled across by eyes turned out to be a hairy arm that didn't belong to me.



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Pass On What You Have Learned - 6 - Saving Melanie

Melanie has agreed to train Michael, but will that save her?
Pass On What You Have Learned
by Saless
Part 6 - Saving Melanie



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Life is Hard, Then You Nap

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Life is Hard, Then You Nap

by: Lilith Langtree



What happens when you get bit by an unfamiliar cougar on your birthday?



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