Social Grace

You can blame Kylie for this one. She challenged me to make a story without any trans elements.

I know you’re confused, so let me explain.

If anybody knew what I did last year, I’m sure they would think I was nuts.

I mean, a straight guy, hiring a male prostitute?

But that’s exactly what I did.

I went to an escort agency that had men on staff, and hired “Steve”.

Why would I want a male escort?

Because I suck at dealing with social situations. Especially ones involving women.

I am okay online, which is good considering that’s where I make cash, but as soon as I get away from my computer screen and try and deal with flesh-and-blood people I have serious troubles.

So I went for help from an expert.

And that’s what I got, as “Steve” turned out to be the perfect guy to teach me everything I wanted to know about having social grace.

Best of all, he had no problem with the fact he wouldn’t be expected to do anything sexual with me, although the bonus I gave him for his time may have helped in that regard.

He gave me some great tips on dealing with groups depending on the situation, and dealing with men on a one-on-one situation. but where he was really helpful was in dealing with women.

Thanks to his help, I even was able to successfully ask out a girl in my neighborhood on a date, and it went well enough that she’s interested in going out again.

And if you couldn’t guess, that girl was you, and now we’re getting married.

So, my dear, that’s why I have asked a male escort to be my best man at our wedding, although I’m a little surprised he said yes.

Without him, I might never have found you.

So, we cool?

Good.

End.