I am going to court tomorrow. It is civil, not criminal court.
I was at home, with the door open, a safety gate barring my doggies from harm.
A member of the "Green Police" called me to the door. "I" was charged with litter in the yard and abandoned vehicles.
Well, I had not been outside to patrol the yard that day, so I did not know that some "local yokel" had left several bags of litter on the side of the road.
As for the "Vehicles", they belong to my brother Randy, with whom I have the "pleasure' of living with.
Well, the yard is taken care of, but his cars are still a