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How long has it been since I purchased lipstick? It's been awhile a really long while. My peach lipstick finally ran out on me. Oh I still had a kazillion colors of red but last peach or apricot, or natural colors. Time to break down and pick up another tube. I absolutely hate buying lipstick as the color is NEVER the same as the one we ran out of. Walmart was a joke unless red is one's color. Heck I have three or so dozen of red. I want peach or natural. Walgreens had some and again, yes you guessed, RED, but they also had a lot of gothic shades.

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My Super-powered Diary: Chapter 35

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My Super-powered Diary
Chapter 35
Call of Nature

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Amethyst


When Maddock Ainsley gets involved in a rescue operation with his unit things go horribly wrong and his life is forever changed. Can the newly minted Merida cope with being a girl and a teenage super hero?
I could feel my cheeks burning a bit at the sound of applause. Michelle and Lindsey were standing there grinning at us as they clapped their hands. “About time you two came up for air,” Lindsey teased.


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For Want of a Comma - Chapter 1

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In this chapter, our hero learns about clothes and expectations.



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Demon witch Cheerleaders (part 17)

17 Jade and Rasia Discover a Warlock



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Thunder Creek Ranch Chp. 4

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“Who I Am” Chapter 15 “Miss You”

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MISS YOU



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“To Be a Different Someone” Chapter 14 “There Goes the Neighborhood”

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There Goes the Neighborhood



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A Minority Of One : 1 / 9

“Huh,” I said, taking it in. “So how do they switch back? The people who got switched?
Do you bring them together and poof! they’re back to who they were?
Or does the switch wear off after an hour or a day or something?”



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Apocalypse Dawn: First Light - Part 10

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Part 10: Crime and Punishment

When Caleb's sister offers to get him and Jess an opportunity to play-test a new Virtual Reality MMORPG, Caleb's vacation just may change his life and the lives of those close to him forever.

 

Nakir approached me, offering an ornate dagger. “As first-wronged, the honor of first cut goes to you Your Highness.”


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Wayward Part-4

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Wayward
Part Four

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Madison used to have this great friend Charlie, they did everything together. Then Madison moved away. Now returning home, Madison seeks him out. The only drawback, Charlie didn't know Madison was a boy.
Madison didn't know Charlie had a secret too.

 




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Summer's Current: Chapters 34-36

“Copy, Pegasus. Welcome to New Sri Lanka. As usual, the weather is twenty-six degrees centigrade with clear skies and just a slight breeze. Hope you enjoy your stay.” The voice confirmed in a singsong, lackadaisical voice.


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“Who I Am” Chapter 13 “Queen of Sorrow”

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QUEEN OF SORROW



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Thanks Truck-kun For Making Me A Trader - Part 14/27

Lillyn is refocusing her research on the automata of Maynard Mansion.
But, of course, nothing is ever easy for her.
Maybe one or two of her friends can cheer her up.



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Focus

So, things have kind of sucked for me and Martin. Things sucked financially before Covid, but the quarantine killed our one small source of income. Martin got offered a good paying government job and was supposed to be getting training for it, but it seems like s/he keeps getting the runaround about when that training will start after making inquiries at every level ad nauseum for almost a month. So things were looking up oh so briefly, but now seem even more frustrating and our financial situation worse than before when we were living on $70 a week.

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Demon Witch Cheerleaders ( part 16)

16 The whitelighter and The Death of Demon Witch



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Meagan's Tail ch6 ...Royal lessons 2

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Meagan's Tail

A new Universe, a New story!

Queen's lady Meagan Ler newly changed life continues!
her linage is Queen of all the seas and mermaids!

~o~O~o~

~o~O~o~

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Demon Witch Cheerleaders (part 15)

15 Canadian fight and New Secret Police of America

I saw my father and says “ I see you have notice your sister Raisa is back”. I said “ yes father I have seen her and she is headed for Hawaii and I am heading for another problem Area”. Father says“ good my beautiful daughter you are doing well”. I said “ thank you father and with Lilith and Isabella as full demons like Raisa and I ”.



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Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned File 1.2

I. Smack My Bitch Up



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The Shady Post: Plot Arcs

 

The Shady Post
Shadowed's Personal Blog
From the Depths of Her Mind
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My thoughts on the world and what is coming about for the future! Expect at least one post from the Shady Place of my mind at least once a week or once every two weeks when I'm busy.

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“Who I Am” Chapter 10 “Had to Grow Up”

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HAD TO GROW UP



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NO MSPD this weekend

Hey everyone,

Sorry about this, but there won't be a chapter of My Super-Powered Diary this weekend. I've been trying to work on it, and tried to get it ready for yesterday, but between feeling under the weather earlier this week, being really busy, not sleeping again, and my brain being in a fog all week due to another issue, I just haven't been able to get anything written, well not anything fit for posting anyway. Hopefully I'll be able to summon the spoons to at least get Apocalypse Dawn posted on Tuesday, but we'll see how that goes.

*big hugs*

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Summer's Current: Chapters 31-33


“Please pardon the test, Lady Simone. You have bested our Array Programmer AND befuddled him at the same time. Congratulations on eighteen impressively clean kills. Proceed to the designated landing port in Norge on Antarra.”



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Speedway Demons -chapter 5

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Speed Demons


Total number of drivers 40. Number of company teams 10. Number of tracks 20. Number of countries 12. Time frame 6 months. Number of Fallen Angels hooked on speed 2. The McGuire sisters are and they’re out for blood in the newly founded International Stockcar Racing Association. After two years driving the Formula One circuit Professional Drivers Roberta Bobbie McGuire and her sister Elisabeth ‘Beth’ McGuire have made real names for themselves. The two young ladies took the world by storm in their first year by placing 3rd and 4th in the Championship points race. Now their plans and dreams of starting in the International Stockcar Association have come to fruition. The Fury twins plan to prove to the world they belong in Stockcar Racing. And they don’t care who they have to put into the wall to bring home the inaugural championship.


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Apocalypse Dawn: First Light - Part 9

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Part 9: Autumn Court in Session

When Caleb's sister offers to get him and Jess an opportunity to play-test a new Virtual Reality MMORPG, Caleb's vacation just may change his life and the lives of those close to him forever.

 

“I do not really care for clothes myself Your Highness, but I think you’ll look very fetching in this,” Naerysse offered with a smile.


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Scald-Crow 1: Chapter 14 - In Nemain's Shadow

Chapter 14 - In Nemain’s Shadow

Early Evening, November 5th, 2007 - Harborview Hospital


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Summer's Current: Chapters 27-30


“Close the Observation ceiling and display the star field simulation for mid twenty-second century Earth, Northern Hemisphere, United States, Michigan, Detroit, during the Summer Solstice, please.”
“Is there something that girl hasn’t thought of?” Charli whispered to Mom.
“If there is, let me know, M’lady. We can always add some smaller details.”



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My Super-powered Diary: Chapter 34

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My Super-powered Diary
Chapter 34
Soul Train

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Amethyst


When Maddock Ainsley gets involved in a rescue operation with his unit things go horribly wrong and his life is forever changed. Can the newly minted Merida cope with being a girl and a teenage super hero?
“So what do you think is making Mei pass out when she’s creating permanent creatures anchored to our reality? And why did Merida pass out instead when she created Peaches?” Vanessa asked in concern.


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There’s A Wolf and A Cheshire Loose in The Swamp

Kelly looks at the time on her dash radio. She hopes Mr. Bounty will arrive soon. It’s been a long day for her, and she would like to get home and try to get some sleep in. She notices an older model incoming turboprop aircraft coming in for a landing. It taxies over to the hangar she was waiting at.



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“Who I Am” Chapter 5 “ Can't We Just Dance”

CAN’T WE JUST DANCE



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Apocalypse Dawn: First Light - Part 8

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Part 8: Friend or Fae?

When Caleb's sister offers to get him and Jess an opportunity to play-test a new Virtual Reality MMORPG, Caleb's vacation just may change his life and the lives of those close to him forever.

 

“I… I don’t know if I ever want to try that again,” I said into her shoulder, taking a deep breath to steady myself.


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Speedway Demons -chapter 4

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Speed Demons


Total number of drivers 40. Number of company teams 10. Number of tracks 20. Number of countries 12. Time frame 6 months. Number of Fallen Angels hooked on speed 2. The McGuire sisters are and they’re out for blood in the newly founded International Stockcar Racing Association. After two years driving the Formula One circuit Professional Drivers Roberta Bobbie McGuire and her sister Elisabeth ‘Beth’ McGuire have made real names for themselves. The two young ladies took the world by storm in their first year by placing 3rd and 4th in the Championship points race. Now their plans and dreams of starting in the International Stockcar Association have come to fruition. The Fury twins plan to prove to the world they belong in Stockcar Racing. And they don’t care who they have to put into the wall to bring home the inaugural championship.




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My Super-powered Diary: Chapter 33

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My Super-powered Diary
Chapter 33
Preparations

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Amethyst


When Maddock Ainsley gets involved in a rescue operation with his unit things go horribly wrong and his life is forever changed. Can the newly minted Merida cope with being a girl and a teenage super hero?
“Do you have any books on caring for dragons?” Fawn asked, emerging from where she had been hiding in my hair until we knew what to expect. “I know how to care for and train all sorts of animals, but I’ve never even seen a live dragon before Peaches hatched.”


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Thanks Truck-kun For Making Me A Trader - Part 13/27

With her friends firmly on her side, Lillyn focuses on another endeavor.
It is time to research.
But now that she has so many new items from Earth she is hard pressed where to start.



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Summer's Current: Chapters 20-26


“Ladies, we have our orders. Lady Charli, I need the locations of all unrestricted taints.”
“Section 4B, compartments 4B36F thru J.”
“That’s the Daycare center!” Lokust shouted in anger as we hurried through the door at Reception.



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“Cherry Moone: MooneShadows” Chapter 1 “Window Paine”

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Window Paine



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The Other Side of Me - Part 12

Nothing says "Sisterly Bonding" like shopping. Oh ... joy.



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Apocalypse Dawn: First Light - Part 7

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Part 7: Oh Hell

When Caleb's sister offers to get him and Jess and opportunity to play-test a new Virtual Reality MMORPG, Caleb's vacation just may change his life and the lives of those close to him forever.

 

“Tha… that’s diabolically evil,” Nishalle said, looking completely aghast as Laesa finished telling us of her far too long sojourn in the waiting room.


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The Other Side of Me - Part 11

Cheer practice! Oh, and some other stuff that isn't quite as much fun.



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Forever the Dragon Princess -chp 12

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Forever the Dragon Princess

The year is 2024. And one of the greatest archaeology finds of all time is on display at the Smithsonian. No one ever expected to find something buried deep within the caves below Mount Fuji, Japan. Especially not a seven foot tall, fifteen foot wide, two foot thick, one-thousand pound, hand carved red lacquered, ebony wood, bejeweled sculpture of the dragon Toyotama-hime that is over 2000 years old. For 16yr old Tony Watanabe this statue held more than just your normal fascination. It held his destiny.



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The Other Side of Me - Part 10

Day Two of trying to live the life of my multi-versal double. It's going to be complications on top of complications.



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My Super-powered Diary: Chapter 32

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My Super-powered Diary
Chapter 32
Tests

By
Amethyst


When Maddock Ainsley gets involved in a rescue operation with his unit things go horribly wrong and his life is forever changed. Can the newly minted Merida cope with being a girl and a teenage super hero?
“I was… umm tryin’ tae ge’ yuir attention,” I muttered self consciously. “I still dinnae really ken ma own limits. Thank goodness I didnae try tae use ma full power, aye?”


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The Other Side of Me - Part 9

I might have a new ally in my quest to bluff my way through Charlene's life. If I can keep her from ripping my head off, that is.



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Thanks Truck-kun For Making Me A Trader - Part 12/27

Much was revealed the day before.
After coming to terms with the church, Lillyn is eager to call her friends.
It is time to make some plans.
But maybe she is in for a surprise too.

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Summer's Current: Chapters 16-19


“You said it yourself, Lady Hope. Six women working as a team can do amazing things. Six Ladies of the Witch Corps Coven can do the impossible! I’m willing to test that theory now! Are you?”



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The Other Side of Me - Part 8

Is there anything worse than leaping back into my female doppleganger's body while she's having sex with a guy I hate? Maybe ... the aftermath?



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The Other Side of Me - Part 7

The Other Side of Me – Part 7
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It took me longer to recover my wits than I would have preferred. I wasn’t sure which was the more distressing. The fact that Charlene was cheating on Jackson with her friend’s boyfriend. Or the fact that said boyfriend was none other than Danny Morris, the asshole bully from high school.

“What?” I spat, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand to get the taste of Danny out of it. “What the hell?”

“Is that cherry I taste?” he asked playfully, seemingly oblivious to the rage coursing through me. “My favorite.”



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The Other Side of Me - Part 6

Off to school I go. If I walk like Charlene and talk like Charlene ... does that make me Charlene?



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The Other Side of Me - Part 5

My first real day pretending to be Charlene. How hard could it be?



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Apocalypse Dawn: First Light - Part 6

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Part 6: Diplomacy

When Caleb's sister offers to get him and Jess and opportunity to play-test a new Virtual Reality MMORPG, Caleb's vacation just may change his life and the lives of those close to him forever.

 

She cocked an eyebrow at me. “Well, don’t you talk jus’ about as pretty as you look. We’re simple folk here, so it might be faster if you just talk real simple-like.”


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