I'm NOT a Female!

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How long has it been since I purchased lipstick? It's been awhile a really long while. My peach lipstick finally ran out on me. Oh I still had a kazillion colors of red but last peach or apricot, or natural colors. Time to break down and pick up another tube. I absolutely hate buying lipstick as the color is NEVER the same as the one we ran out of. Walmart was a joke unless red is one's color. Heck I have three or so dozen of red. I want peach or natural. Walgreens had some and again, yes you guessed, RED, but they also had a lot of gothic shades. (ugh, what kind of female uses burnt chocolate, or ash brown, or velvet black). I asked the sales lady if they had peach or natural? She led me back to the lipsticks but the displays were scattered around several counters and another aisle. Do they now put lipstick out as a treasure hunt? If one can find all the places it's stashed a prize is given???.
Okay, the sales lady found a not quite there peach but I could live with that for now. The tube is sealed so I can't pop the cap and see the actual lipstick but she assures me it is the same color as the tube. Six dollars plus I'm head home with my find thinking I had a bargain. Some of those lipsticks were priced at eighteen dollars.
There is no way, in you know where, I'd give that kind of money for a tube of lipstick..., unless Bru, Sam, Jill, Erin or one of the girls loaned me their favorite party dress and we were going out on some billionaire's yacht. Then maybe but only maybe.
I'm home, I slit the wrapper on the lipstick so I can apply it and see if it works with me. #@$*&%$#@*%&$# it has a little foam tip at the end of a stick! What in the snackafratzal is that! Crying always helps. It didn't help. How in the blazes does one apply lipstick with a sponge? Life was difficult enough without this nonsense.
When I go back to the Women's Clinc for a checkup my lipstick is going to be red. I am NOT applying lipstick with something that looks like a foam Qtip.
Hugs People
Barb
Life is meant to be lived not worn until it's worn out.

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