"In case you haven't noticed, for some reason hard to ascertain, I no longer have any clothes that fit me," I said indicating the oversize coverall, of my former male self, I was wearing.

They both looked at me for a few seconds.

"Mm, this is a bit tricky, " said Yuki, " you are a bit bigger than both of us especially in the boob department.............

"Didn't you see his hair?" responded Elfed as the tinkle of the two boys relieving themselves echoed around the room.

"Yes, I saw it is pretty long, so what?" asked Alex.

"Yes, but it looks a bit girlie, like he's taking care of it, you know washing it and stuff,"

"....so how stacked is she then?" asked Fred Hollis, making my skin crawl with his lascivious tone.

"See for your youself," replied Bella, indicating to me to sit down next to her, " here she is"

"Do you know one thing I like doing in the water?" she asked.

"What's that?" I responded, wondering what she could have in mind.

"Swimming naked," she responded.

"Really?" I said, surprised.

"There's nothing like it," Mefus said, with a gleam in her eye," wanna try?"

Suddenly I smelt the most beautiful perfume, I noticed it was coming from the little white object in Bella's hand, somehow I gained some strength from the wondrous odour.

I reached over and grabbed the pill from my crew mate, and popped it into my mouth, I felt the pains receding, but it was a brief respite.

"Hey what are you doing, that's my contraceptive pill?" asked Bella in surprise

"That's nice, dear," said my Mother," I'm glad you've met one of your friends"

"Mum, he thinks I'm a boy! I need to change in case he comes here with Taran," I said urgently.

"You don't need to change, Celyn," my Mum responded, a little dreamily," that bikini looks lovely on you"

"Mum," I said slowly and deliberately," Ceri still thinks I'm a boy and BOYS DON'T WEAR BIKINIS"

"What?" I asked, wondering what could be worse than summer dresses.

"Some padded bikinis," my Mother answered, smiling.

"Oh no!," I exclaimed, stunned by the unexpected development, " why do I have to wear a padded bikini?"

"Why not, you are a beautiful girl, and you look fantastic in that dress, why do you want to conceal that, aren't you sick of hiding yourself as you used to have to do?

"Haf," said my Father quietly to my Mother," one problem, it's a boy's team and I'm sure Celyn wants to play down the beautiful and girl bit".

Oliver, wearing just his breeches and shirt, walked quietly into her bedchamber.

"Good evening, my dear," he said in a gentle voice.

"I am ready Oliver," she responded.

"I would aim to relieve you of your purses" said the masked woman.

"And how do you intend to go that young woman?" asked Lord Parsimon.

"It's a matter of your money or your life, as they say in the parlance " was the woman's reply as she cocked her pistol and pressed it against the fat Lord's head.

"Not having a shower, Celyn?" asked Erica, in a challenging way.

"No," I replied," I usually shower before going to bed"

"Each to her own....by the way, what did you say the school was that you go to?" she asked very slyly.