Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1897

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1897
by Angharad

Copyright © 2012 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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“Did Stella ever play Mary in the school nativity play?”

“I don’t think the world was ready in those days for a Cameron to play the mother of God.”

“Why ever not?”

“Some would have seen it as art imitating life too closely.”

“You’ll have to explain that to me,” I asked, feeling completely unsure of what he meant.

“Oh it’s simple enough, if I were to say God complex, would it appear any easier?”

“What, that some would see your family as having a God complex?” I tested my hypothesis.

“Got it in one, I knew you were a smart cookie.”

“But why would they say that–you seem quite well adjusted, more so than most other dysfunctional titled families.”

“Oi! Just because the royals are barmy doesn’t mean we all are."

“The royal family are something special, anyway. They’re subject to so much publicity and scrutiny. Now, because Kate has announced she’s pregnant, she’ll be under even more scrutiny. I feel sorry for her."

“Absolutely,” he agreed, “I can’t understand why an attractive, apparently intelligent young woman would marry into that lot.”

“Perhaps it’s for the same reason as I married you?”

“You mean he got her up the duff and was too scared to tell his grandmother?”

I looked at him in disbelief. “I was hardly up the duff was I?”

“Yep, without a paddle. Look, I know you had Mima secretly, and only pulled her out of the cupboard when she was getting too big to hide in there, then concocted some cock and bull story with Janice Scott. I’ll bet you did it with all the kids.”

“That would mean I probably had Julie about the time I did the nativity play,” I concluded by his crazy logic.

“See, and they all thought it was a doll–have you no shame, you hussy?” he asked, keeping a poker face.

“Absolutely not, I’ve had nineteen different litters all by different fathers.”

“See, a confession at last–arrest her, constable.” I turned around just in time to see Simon turn into Mr Punch and he stalked the constable and then began bashing him on the head with his club. I tried to stop him and got bashed on the head myself. I called for him to stop hitting me and struggled violently–which was when I fell out of bed, waking up with quite a shock.

“What on earth are you doing?” asked Simon peering over the edge of the bed.

“You hit me,” I said rubbing my head.

“No I didn’t, I heard you shout something and the next thing you wriggled and fell out of the bed, I was fast asleep.”

“But you turned into Mr Punch and hit me with your club.”

“Cathy, do I look like Mr Punch?”

I squinted at him, “A bit,” I said.

“Oh thanks, in which case you can get yourself up and back into bed.” He rolled back and disappeared from sight. I managed to clear my head and scramble on to my feet. I felt wide awake. It was one o’clock in the morning and I was wearing my nightdress. I’d obviously had a silly dream and fallen out of bed.

“I’m going to make a cuppa, want one?” I asked my husband, who was pretending to have gone back to sleep.

“No,” he muttered and pulled the duvet up round his head. I pulled on a cardigan and went downstairs after checking on the three girls–they were fine.

As I drank the life restoring fluid I pondered on my dream. How could I accuse Simon of hitting me? He has never laid a finger on me in anger. He’s far too cultured to do so, though I knew there were plenty of men who did hit their women and even some women who hit their men–domestic violence was a real problem.

It was now half past one and I rinsed out the cup and returned to bed wondering why I was thinking of domestic violence. The next morning I heard that the local women’s refuge was going to have to close unless they raised a hundred thousand pounds by the end of January. Talk about synchronicity.

I heard the interview with the head of the trustees on the radio as I drove home, the radio switching itself onto the local Solent station without me touching it. I’d been listening to the Brahms violin concerto and the stations just jumped by themselves.

A hundred thousand is a lot of money, but I could probably pledge a thousand. They were asking people to pledge money by phoning in. I stopped the car and called the number and after being asked how much I wanted to give was put through to the presenter of the show.

“Who’s calling the Mike Briar’s show?” asked the host.

“Um–Cathy.”

“Hi, Cathy; are you calling to pledge some money for the refuge?”

“Yes.”

“How much are you going to pledge?”

“A thousand pounds.”

“Wow, Cathy, another ninety nine like you and we’d hit the target. Are you a survivor of domestic violence?”

I was about to say no, when it occurred to me that I was. “Yes.”

“And that’s why you’re pledging a thousand pounds?”

“No, it was my father who used to hit me, not my husband–he’s never laid a finger on me or abused me verbally–no, I just think it’s an important matter for the safety of women in the Portsmouth area.”

“Your father used to hit you?”

“Yes, look I’d rather not talk about it, just tell me where to send the cheque.”

“Okay, thank you, Cathy–seems like our topic has raised some ghosts from her past,” continued the voice on the radio while the one on the phone was obviously that of a fund raiser who took my name and bank card details. She also took my address so that the tax I paid on that money could also be claimed back from the Inland Revenue as a gift aid. I began to wonder if I’d made a mistake, then realised I hadn’t.

Instead of driving home I pulled into Morrison’s and went to their restaurant and bought myself a coffee. It was absolutely heaving and I had to share a table with a youngish woman and her daughter–a child of about nine.

“D’you think the rain is ever going to stop?” I said making polite conversation. Her face was hidden by her hand and instead of answering she shrugged. I therefore assumed she wasn’t in a conversational mood. I began to wish I hadn’t spoken or in fact hadn’t come here.

I blew on my coffee which was very hot–far too hot to drink; at least it was for a wimp like me.

My gaze was drawn to her face. It was still hidden from me by her hand however her daughter asked for something which required her to move the hand and get something from her bag. She had a black eye.

I must have stared at it because she said aggressively, “My old man done it, alright?”

“I’m sorry.” I looked away and then I replied, “No it isn’t all right, it’s all wrong.”

She looked at me in surprise. “Wotcha mean?”

“If he did that deliberately you should tell the police.”

She laughed, “’Ere, I lives in the real world–there women gets battered every now an’ again. It ’appens.”

“Only because you let it.”

“What? You think I let ’im do this, or this,” she pulled up her sleeve and showed me marks of cigarette burns and bruises on her arm.

I was horrified. “You mustn’t let him do it! What about your daughter–what message is it sending to her?”

“I do it to keep ’im off ’er.”

“Oh my god, he wouldn’t touch her, would he?”

“Too bloody right he would. Look, I gotta go.” She tapped her daughter on the shoulder and before I could say anything they disappeared into the throng in the main part of the store.

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