While trying to create a random pick of old stories, I stumbled across this neat little capability in Drupal. For now this little list will go in the top of the left column on the main page and will show stories from about one year ago, plus or minus 24 hours. I may be able to expand this to include stories from two years ago, three years ago, etc. And maybe not. :)

Hugs,
Erin

I am led to believe that being stabbed feels like being kicked. A wound that causes blood to enter the mouth means penetration of gut or lung. Either can be serious to the point of being fatal, loss of consciousness means a large to massive bleed.

The narrative of this story is first person - unconscious/dying/dead people don't tend to say very much.

My name is Marsha Lynne Dygert. My Sign in name is sexy kitten I am looking for a book but I do not know the name of the author. The title of the book is (No Longer Caught). If anybody knows where I could get a copy of story I would appreciate it for your time and effort As soon as I get my computer on line I plan on trying to coment more on the stories and try meet more of my sisters of the werld. Thank You; Marsha Lynne Dygert

One question that is puzzling me here is why do i need to choose a author name when posting a blog or a story here under my account name? Its a minor issue really but one that got irritating here. I forget that field the other night when posting and when I had to go back and choose one, my wireless Ethernet failed me and it took an hour to get it back running.

I thiught I would post this here as we all could use a laugh now and then.

Melanie

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?

I have devised a fictitious UK company and would be grateful for help in making sure that the profile that I have written makes sense.

I know I promised to keep you all updated on my progress in my RLT, but so much has happened in just the preceding two months that I just haven't been able to keep up with it all!

Things have been going okay lately. I finally got a chance to talk with my sister without anyone around. we had a very nice chat. Before we talked, she emailed me. In the emial she called me Jessica. When I saw that, I was so happy that I started crying. We talked for almost an hour. This all started when I thought she had seen this site on my computer. Well, guess what? She did not see a thing.

I've been following a really good story about a Writer who gets duped into dressing as a woman for some award. I can't remember the title and notice it has not been around in a couple weeks. What?????

I like to keep an eye on my stories to see which ones are more popular. At present, that seems to be Totally Insane which at the time of counting, a few minutes ago, had a combined hit score of 17,500 for ten episodes. Looks like I'll have to keep it going a bit longer (or the death threats from a soon to be teenager, will start again!).

Been suffering with a peculiar pain in my abdomen this past week, which I seem to get periodically and no one has been able to diagnose. One doctor thought it might be a hernia. Another thought it might be diverticulitis, or a kidney stone. I, being something of a pessimist and phobic hypochondriac was thinking "cancer! gangrene! invulnerable flesh-eating parasites! that thing from Alien! you're going to die!" (I really, really need to work on my optimism and positive mental imaging, don't I?)

"Said Bookisms are boring," she snarled.

I think I might be at the breaking point.
I just spent the better part of the last two hours bawling my eyes out, and I hope to post this before the real breakdown starts.