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Marcie And The Amazons: 33. A Visit From The Tooth Fairy

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"We don't know," Mirina countered weakly.

"This is like your mystery man," Grooty told her, and Mirina's cheeks reddened. "You find a coat and boots, and woo! a scary bad man is on the island! He's coming to get you!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 32. Talking Wiggy Down

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"There might be a man on the island," Mirina said quietly.

"A good-looking man?" Cakey laughed.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Susie and Jeffrey 4

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"You're talking gobbledygook, Jeffrey."

"No I'm not, Susie, it's just over your head. In plain English: this will never happen again."

"Never is a long day, Jeffrey."

"Ah, but consider this, Susie: I've suffered a harrowing experience and as a result, I've ended up cross-dressing. That," I concluded triumphantly, "is what you psychologists call aversion therapy."

Susie and Jeffrey 4 by Jamie Hayworth



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A Toxic Adventure

This is a MORFS satire that I originally posted in the MORFS forum. It is based on an earlier forum entry (What would you choose http://morfs.19.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=173 ) I used the opportunity to poke fun at some of my fellow authors and even a significant other.



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 11

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Eleven
 By Maggie Finson
 
Reconciliation

or, I Didn’t buy Into This But I Seem to be Stuck with it



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Alexandra and the Horrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day.

After taking way too long of a break, I just had to answer Rasufelle's Writers' Challenge. The silly little ditty just wouldn't give me any peace until I wrote it down.

Alexandra and the Horrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day.
by Ray Drouillard



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Marcie And The Amazons: 31. Haggis And The Volcano

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"I'm starving!" Donkey shouted. "Boogers, what does this haggis stuff taste like, anyway?"

"I don't know," the cook replied, "but we'll find out soon!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

I am trying to answer a Writer's Challenge as sugested by Melanie E. Hopefully this will pique your imagination.
BrandieS.

The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day



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Susie and Jeffrey

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Susie and Jeffrey

by Jamie Hayworth



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Susie and Jeffrey 3

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I didn't go in, Susie came out. I was flat on my back again, but this time I had Susie on top of me. "Hansel and Gretel?" I gasped, "Laurel and Hardy more like."

Susie and Jeffrey 3 by Jamie Hayworth



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Marcie And The Amazons: 30. Seated Victory

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"They have to look for us," I said. "Once they miss us, once we're not on the flight, people will start looking."

"Somewhere in the South Pacific," Wiggy said.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 10

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Ten
 By Maggie Finson
 
How Much Longer Do I Put Up With This?

or, Does Gritting my Teeth Count as a Smile?



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Marcie And The Amazons: 29. Prudence?

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"What would Captain Janeway do?" Ding-Dong asked.

"Oh, Ding-Dong," Wiggy sighed.

"No, seriously. She'd increase hull integrity. Can we do that?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 28. Back On Board

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We waited... and waited... and waited. Then, at nearly the same moment, the longboat appeared at the end of the cove, and a red flare shot up into the sky from behind the hill.

"What does that mean?" Cakey asked.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Boys of Summer 1-10

Boys of Summer

By Melanie Ezell

For the Big Closet Transgender Archives Summer Romance Contest 2008

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I can see you,
Your brown skin shining in the sun,
You got your hair combed back,
And your sunglasses on, baby,
I can tell you,
My love for you will still be strong,
After the boys of summer have gone.

Don Henley- Boys of Summer



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 9

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Nine
 By Maggie Finson
 
The Royal Grand Ball

or, “The Things I do just to Keep People Happy.”



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Marcie And The Amazons: 27. The Beauty Parlor

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"I'm not going to put cooking oil on my head," Donkey said. "I'll break out in a thousand zits and smell like french fries."

"The boys will love that," Ding-Dong joked. "They'll all be sniffing after you."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 26. Soap!

Wiggy growled in anger and frustration, "Arrgh! ARRGH! I am going to KILL Belle Dubois! I'm going to kill her! I swear!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 25. One Light, Two Girls

"Remember, girls, what I told you when you first came onboard. If we're all going to get through this, we've got to stick together, help one another, and you've got do what you're told. If you want to ask questions or discuss things, or if think you've got a better idea, leave it till tomorrow. We've got to move fast."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 8

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Eight
 By Maggie Finson
 
Life in the Palace

or, How Am I supposed to Remember all this stuff?!!



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Marcie And The Amazons: 24. The Barometer Falls

We didn't have any reason to worry... until just before sundown, when the barometer dropped like a rock. This is how it happened.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 7

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Seven
 By Maggie Finson
 
False Smiles

or, That dirty, double dealing, two faced, four flushing…



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Marcie And The Amazons: 23. Ding-Dong Touches Bottom

"It's not a joke," Cakey said, and there was enough alarm in her tone that Wiggy and I ran to the rail to see. I could see Cakey's entire body under the water, but no sign of Ding-Dong. Cakey looked scared. "She's been under a long time. She said she wanted to touch the bottom."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Distant Queen - 11

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 11, the concluding chapter, Marie struggles with separation anxiety and Gabi tries to find some measure of closure.



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Neighbors

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My muse wanted me to write this quick story about competitiveness instead of working on my serials. How far would a man go to top his neighbor?



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The Distant Queen - 10

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 10 (of 11), Gabi mopes around wondering what happened to Marie. Did Marie die? Is she trapped in Limbo? Read on to find out! :)



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Marcie And The Amazons: 22. Amazons At Sea

Ding-Dong cried out in alarm, and shouted, "Captain! Captain! Look! It's a shark! There's a shark following the boat!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Distant Queen - 9

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

Chapter 9 (of 11) has more temptation and excitement than you can shake a stick at -- and there are still two chapters left!

WARNING: Extreme cliffhanger. Readers who are sensitive to cliffhangers should wait until chapter 10 is posted on Monday.



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Marcie And The Amazons: 21. Ding-Dong On The Poop Deck

Donkey put in, "What is the poop deck, anyway? I mean, really?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 6

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Six
 By Maggie Finson
 

On Learning to be a Lady

or, I’m stuck with it, and a deal is a deal



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 5

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Five
 By Maggie Finson
 
A Small Gathering and Some Revelations

or, I May be Tipsy, but I’m NOT Stupid



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The Distant Queen - 8

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 8 (of 11), the two women are off to a rocky start. Gabrielle runs into serious trouble and Marie tries to deal with a serious issue that she's had to put off for far too long.



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Marcie And The Amazons: 20. Our Boat Turns Out To Be A Ship

"Well, then, Ding-Dong Belle Dubois," the Captain replied, "In answer to your question, a boat is just a little thing. You can play with a boat in your bathtub. The Seward is a SHIP, and don't you forget it!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Distant Queen - 7

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 7 (of 11), Gabrielle deals with some unfinished business regarding her friend, while the friend has some unfinished business of her own. The odd pair are like two peas in a pod in so many ways. *sigh*



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The Distant Queen - 6

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 6 (of 11), Gabrielle continues on her quest to get home with the help of a new friend, a woman she finds increasingly attractive. Will she resist temptation and focus on her quest?



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Lost Balls -4- Pascal Bites

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The cat owner also bites.

Lost Balls

by jijillian

4. Pascal Bites



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 4

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Four
 By Maggie Finson
 

A Potential Sister-in-Law, Others, and a Royal Decree

or, What was I Thinking of When I agreed to this?!!



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The Distant Queen - 5

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 5, the queen makes good progress learning to control her new magic ability. She also gives the reader a glimpse into her troubled past and finally deals with the royal healer, a man who can be a royal pain.



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Marcie And The Amazons: 19. Bora Bora, Bora Bora

"Journey To The Center Of The Earth," I read aloud. "Ding-Dong, you know that book is science fiction, don't you?"

"Well, sure," she replied. "But don't you know that science fiction becomes science fact?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Superstring Swimsuit

"Is there any way," I asked, "that we can talk about this subject so that *I* can understand it? without a lot of malarkey?"

"I don't think so," he replied. "You can have incomprehensible or you can have nonsensical. Those are the choices."

The Superstring Swimsuit by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 3

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Three
 By Maggie Finson
 
Looking the Part

or, How am I supposed to move around in this stuff?



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Maiden by Decree

Maiden by Decree

by Maggie Finson



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 2

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Two
 By Maggie Finson
 
A Proposition

or, “You want me to do WHAT?!!



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Lost Balls -2- "They're Gone!"

When important objects go missing, witch place do you start looking for them?

Lost Balls

by jijillian

2. "They're Gone"



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The Distant Queen - 4

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 4, Gabrielle finally meets her match ... and it's a man! Will she submit to a dominant male for the first time in her life or will she use her magic to gain the upper hand? What do you think?! ;)



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Lost Balls

Willie and Dick wonder, what do you do when an important part of your anatomy doesn't answer roll call in the morning?

Lost Balls

by jijillian



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Cavey Can Do It

Captain Caveman in

Cavey Can Do It

By Sasha Zarya Nexus

Can the Teen Angels rescue Captain Caveman and keep the peace between Cavey and Taffy?



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Lost Balls -1- Philomena

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Willie and Dick wonder, what do you do when an important part of your anatomy doesn't answer roll call in the morning?

Lost Balls

by jijillian



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All Things Being Equal, I'd Rather Have a Pepsi


All Things Being Equal, I'd Rather Have a Pepsi

By Bimbo Alison
July 2008

Rick is very thankful that Stan the Sprite showed up to save he and his family from a fatal car accident. But when a magical creature with a gambling problem asks you for "one little favor" in return for his help, you can be sure that there'll be nothing little about it!



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The Distant Queen - 3

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 3, Gabrielle fights for her breakfast, has a bad hair day and seems to have bad taste in jewelry. In spite of it all, she still manages to make a couple discoveries and learn a couple new useful tricks.



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