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Drabble Theatre: The Shnozberries Taste Like Shnozberries!

Romeo Cassanova was really starting to regret ever finding that golden ticket. After that incident thirty years ago no one had so much as heard from the Wonka company, but with the reopening came the contest...

Mary white dissappeared down the cream sluice, Ollie Line vanished during the tour of the new sweet-E internet HQ, and he'd last seen the other two in the room with all the fizzy lifting drinks.

The man in the purple suit turned to him. " And lastly, our new line of edible underwear."

'Oh, no.'



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Susie and Jeffrey 7 - 8 - 9

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Susie rolled her eyes at me as we pulled her dad up. "Let's have a look at the damage."

Mr Jones grimaced as she waggled his finger. "What do you think, Jeffrey?"

"See if you can grind the ends of the bone together," I offered helpfully. "That's a sure-fire test - if your dad faints, it's broken."

Susie and Jeffrey 7 - 8 - 9 by Jamie Hayworth



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Gentle New World

What would happen if you could make the world be anything you wanted? Here's one outcome, compliments of an obsessed doctor and the gender dysphoric author who created him.



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Answer - Part 3

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Chapter 3 Restaurant

"And how many in your party?" the man was checking off something and it didn't look like he was paying attention.



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Do telephones distort the truth or give glimpses into reality. Too many times I have been called "Miss" on the phone. Have you?

Answer
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Chapter 2 Getting ready for Dinner

"Joey, you ready?" Dad shouted .

"Coming" was the reply as I bound down the stairs finishing with "Ready".



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Answer - Part 1

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Do telephones distort the truth or give glimpses into reality. Too many times I have been called "Miss" on the phone. Have you?

Answer - Part 1
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Marcie And The Amazons: 44. Finally Better

There was a new, unread email sitting in my inbox.

It was from Kaleigh Way.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 43. Not A Fragile Flower, Really

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"I suppose it wouldn't help if I told you that this isn't a dream?"

"No," I said, and for the first time since I awoke, I laughed. "Nobody in my dreams thought that I was dreaming."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 42. The Upside-Down Puddle

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Hours must have passed... I had no way to tell... but Belle and I were awakened by excited calls from Cakey and Donkey.

"Girls! Belle! Marcie! Wake up! Wake up! We're rescued! Wiggy's here!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 41. You Should Have Told Somebody

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"I do have a talent for getting into strange situations," I admitted.

"I can see that!" Cakey replied, shaking the bars of my cage. "But don't worry. In the morning, as soon as the three of us are awake, I'm busting you guys out."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 40. Wiggy's Night Light

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I sighed. "Does the story ever end?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 39. The Boy-Princess

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"Anyway, Percinet wants to marry her, but she won't because of her... problem, you know." Ding-Dong looked at me pointedly.

"I get it," I said.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Sticky Mess

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When I was twenty-two years old, something similar happened to me. It's kinda funny now.

Sticky Mess
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Marcie And The Amazons: 38. Nobody Judges You

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"How can it be more or less? She either did or she didn't."

"I think Mirina meant to do it, but when she actually did do it, she didn't mean to. It was an accident."

"Oh, Belle! What kind of sense does *that* make?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 37. The Greatest Joke In The World

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Mom froze. "Marcie Auburn?" she repeated cautiously. "Is there something you want to tell me, Marcie? You're not planning on eloping, are you? You're too young to get married... in fact, even if you were old enough, I don't think you could get married."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 36. Where's Wiggy?

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I sat down with my back to the rock wall and put my hands on my belly.

"Oh, Lord," I said, "let this baby be a small one and make it come out easy." Then I drifted back to sleep.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 35. Coconuts, Maybe

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"Hey, you two," Mirina said. "What are you conspiring about, this early in the morning? Wiggy, you're not about to sail off in your magical dinghy, are you?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 34. Aim For The Soft Parts

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"You know," Wiggy told me, "the way Robinson Crusoe realized he wasn't alone was that he found a footprint in the sand."

"That's kind of creepy," I said, looking around us.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 12

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Twelve
 By Maggie Finson
 
Assassins Lurk

or, Pardon Me. Did You Drop This Poisoned Dagger?



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Boobs

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Do you know the old saying "Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it" Maybe this'll refresh your memory.

Boobs
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Marcie And The Amazons: 33. A Visit From The Tooth Fairy

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"We don't know," Mirina countered weakly.

"This is like your mystery man," Grooty told her, and Mirina's cheeks reddened. "You find a coat and boots, and woo! a scary bad man is on the island! He's coming to get you!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 32. Talking Wiggy Down

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"There might be a man on the island," Mirina said quietly.

"A good-looking man?" Cakey laughed.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Susie and Jeffrey 4

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"You're talking gobbledygook, Jeffrey."

"No I'm not, Susie, it's just over your head. In plain English: this will never happen again."

"Never is a long day, Jeffrey."

"Ah, but consider this, Susie: I've suffered a harrowing experience and as a result, I've ended up cross-dressing. That," I concluded triumphantly, "is what you psychologists call aversion therapy."

Susie and Jeffrey 4 by Jamie Hayworth



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A Toxic Adventure

This is a MORFS satire that I originally posted in the MORFS forum. It is based on an earlier forum entry (What would you choose http://morfs.19.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=173 ) I used the opportunity to poke fun at some of my fellow authors and even a significant other.



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 11

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Eleven
 By Maggie Finson
 
Reconciliation

or, I Didn’t buy Into This But I Seem to be Stuck with it



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Alexandra and the Horrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day.

After taking way too long of a break, I just had to answer Rasufelle's Writers' Challenge. The silly little ditty just wouldn't give me any peace until I wrote it down.

Alexandra and the Horrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day.
by Ray Drouillard



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Marcie And The Amazons: 31. Haggis And The Volcano

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"I'm starving!" Donkey shouted. "Boogers, what does this haggis stuff taste like, anyway?"

"I don't know," the cook replied, "but we'll find out soon!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

I am trying to answer a Writer's Challenge as sugested by Melanie E. Hopefully this will pique your imagination.
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The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day



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Susie and Jeffrey

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Susie and Jeffrey 3

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I didn't go in, Susie came out. I was flat on my back again, but this time I had Susie on top of me. "Hansel and Gretel?" I gasped, "Laurel and Hardy more like."

Susie and Jeffrey 3 by Jamie Hayworth



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Marcie And The Amazons: 30. Seated Victory

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"They have to look for us," I said. "Once they miss us, once we're not on the flight, people will start looking."

"Somewhere in the South Pacific," Wiggy said.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 10

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Ten
 By Maggie Finson
 
How Much Longer Do I Put Up With This?

or, Does Gritting my Teeth Count as a Smile?



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Marcie And The Amazons: 29. Prudence?

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"What would Captain Janeway do?" Ding-Dong asked.

"Oh, Ding-Dong," Wiggy sighed.

"No, seriously. She'd increase hull integrity. Can we do that?"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 28. Back On Board

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We waited... and waited... and waited. Then, at nearly the same moment, the longboat appeared at the end of the cove, and a red flare shot up into the sky from behind the hill.

"What does that mean?" Cakey asked.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Boys of Summer 1-10

Boys of Summer

By Melanie Ezell

For the Big Closet Transgender Archives Summer Romance Contest 2008

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I can see you,
Your brown skin shining in the sun,
You got your hair combed back,
And your sunglasses on, baby,
I can tell you,
My love for you will still be strong,
After the boys of summer have gone.

Don Henley- Boys of Summer



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Maiden by Decree Chapter 9

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Nine
 By Maggie Finson
 
The Royal Grand Ball

or, “The Things I do just to Keep People Happy.”



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Marcie And The Amazons: 27. The Beauty Parlor

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"I'm not going to put cooking oil on my head," Donkey said. "I'll break out in a thousand zits and smell like french fries."

"The boys will love that," Ding-Dong joked. "They'll all be sniffing after you."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 26. Soap!

Wiggy growled in anger and frustration, "Arrgh! ARRGH! I am going to KILL Belle Dubois! I'm going to kill her! I swear!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Marcie And The Amazons: 25. One Light, Two Girls

"Remember, girls, what I told you when you first came onboard. If we're all going to get through this, we've got to stick together, help one another, and you've got do what you're told. If you want to ask questions or discuss things, or if think you've got a better idea, leave it till tomorrow. We've got to move fast."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 8

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Eight
 By Maggie Finson
 
Life in the Palace

or, How Am I supposed to Remember all this stuff?!!



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Marcie And The Amazons: 24. The Barometer Falls

We didn't have any reason to worry... until just before sundown, when the barometer dropped like a rock. This is how it happened.

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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Maiden by Decree Chapter 7

Maiden by Decree
Chapter Seven
 By Maggie Finson
 
False Smiles

or, That dirty, double dealing, two faced, four flushing…



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Marcie And The Amazons: 23. Ding-Dong Touches Bottom

"It's not a joke," Cakey said, and there was enough alarm in her tone that Wiggy and I ran to the rail to see. I could see Cakey's entire body under the water, but no sign of Ding-Dong. Cakey looked scared. "She's been under a long time. She said she wanted to touch the bottom."

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Distant Queen - 11

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 11, the concluding chapter, Marie struggles with separation anxiety and Gabi tries to find some measure of closure.



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Neighbors

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My muse wanted me to write this quick story about competitiveness instead of working on my serials. How far would a man go to top his neighbor?



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The Distant Queen - 10

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

In chapter 10 (of 11), Gabi mopes around wondering what happened to Marie. Did Marie die? Is she trapped in Limbo? Read on to find out! :)



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Marcie And The Amazons: 22. Amazons At Sea

Ding-Dong cried out in alarm, and shouted, "Captain! Captain! Look! It's a shark! There's a shark following the boat!"

Marcie And The Amazons by Kaleigh Way


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The Distant Queen - 9

The Distant Queen

by Terry Volkirch

This story is mainly about a romance between two young women who are from two different worlds. It's a fantasy story with some adventure but there are no mythical creatures and there isn't a lot of magic. It's really a sweet and tender romantic comedy with a mostly happy ending.

Chapter 9 (of 11) has more temptation and excitement than you can shake a stick at -- and there are still two chapters left!

WARNING: Extreme cliffhanger. Readers who are sensitive to cliffhangers should wait until chapter 10 is posted on Monday.



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Marcie And The Amazons: 21. Ding-Dong On The Poop Deck

Donkey put in, "What is the poop deck, anyway? I mean, really?"

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