Important information re Santa

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Please note the following web page regarding instant updates on the whereabouts of Santa this Christmas.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

Hugs
Sue

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You'd think after all those billions spent on a missile defence

NORAD could shoot the old bugger down. But then Santa uses time dilation and alternative dimensions and all that to visit every house in 24 hours.

Hope the muse is well Sue with the really great last name.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

No fly zone

Anywhere the President is is a No Fly Zone. When the President flies somewhere you see Air Force One and maybe Marine One on TV. You don't see the 3C aircraft that goes along, or the extra helicopters, or the fully-armed F-16's, or the . . . .can't talk about that.

Damaged people are dangerous
They know they can survive

Time Dilation???

John, what kind of stents does Santa use for that??? Whats he doing buggering with Father Time anyway???
Does the BMDO know that Santa is doing kinky things up there in that sled of his? ;-)

Why all the elves?

Why does Santa come only once a year? What are he, the Mrs and the elves up to?

Iquiring minds want to know.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa