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Please note the following web page regarding instant updates on the whereabouts of Santa this Christmas.
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html
Hugs
Sue
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You'd think after all those billions spent on a missile defence
NORAD could shoot the old bugger down. But then Santa uses time dilation and alternative dimensions and all that to visit every house in 24 hours.
Hope the muse is well Sue with the really great last name.
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
No they won't shoot him down this year, but next year that's
another story. Next year he has to visit the White House for then President Obama's girls, and that is a no fly zone of course, so...
Should prove interesting... I don't know is Camp David a no fly zone as well?
Hugs,
Kristy
No fly zone
Anywhere the President is is a No Fly Zone. When the President flies somewhere you see Air Force One and maybe Marine One on TV. You don't see the 3C aircraft that goes along, or the extra helicopters, or the fully-armed F-16's, or the . . . .can't talk about that.
They know they can survive
Time Dilation???
John, what kind of stents does Santa use for that??? Whats he doing buggering with Father Time anyway???
Does the BMDO know that Santa is doing kinky things up there in that sled of his? ;-)
Why all the elves?
Why does Santa come only once a year? What are he, the Mrs and the elves up to?
Iquiring minds want to know.
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Not to mention
all those FTM reindeer!!!