A day on the town, new haircut, new clothes and an excessive amount of money.. why does that seem so idyllic in the movies?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
The salon vultures swarm,
A lot of relationship status's come into question
(some for very good reasons, others.. well..)

Meanwhile Hannah decides that life is unfair and Tuesdays suck!

Magic is complicated.
Family, power, relationships and the cleanup efforts needed when it's all over with aren't much better from the looks of it either

Events unfold including but not limited to:
A nice, almost completely spaced-out trip home with John,
Hannah has a particularly un-Graceful landing back to earth with a bump
(and the bruises to show for it),
then some invisible BDSM gear glows ominously.

I'm tempted to tack on something about 'always bringing a towel' to that statement as well, even though it's not quite relevant here and really it goes without saying, doesn't it?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John giving a three-year-old's guide to 'politics' to an un-amused audience of one.. meanwhile, the halls are silent
(until they aren't)
and Hannah accidentally gives herself a wedgie!

If you're actually trying to be evil then you plot instead; it's much more efficient.
If you're actually trying to be childish then you.. eat crayons or something? I dunno..
It takes a special type of person to actually 'scheme' effectively without going too far one way or the other in my experience.

Two guesses what Hannah's doing today?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Bottles falling off walls,
people having problems with just calling John by his name
(how hard are three little letters honestly?),
and Hannah reconsidering her career choices.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris disagreeing with how much meat constitutes a 'meal'
John also disagreeing about how much meat constitutes a meal
(although he's less polite about it)
and Hannah nearly loses her shirt while 'falling' off a roof!

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris having her secret project exposed.
John can't seem to work out when to just stop
(talking, doing things or just breathing depending who you ask?)
Meanwhile Hannah run's with a stereotype and ends up crying in a bathroom!

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris requesting a spelling lesson.
John groaning
(for various reasons)
and Hannah needs a bra ASAP!

Hannah's worked it out for now, from the looks of things at least?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris cooking beans.
John getting told off again
(he still deserves it of course)
and Hannah reluctantly gets naked!

It's called being human sadly.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Eris going for help.
John going to bed
(reluctantly)
and Hannah making progress for once!

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John panicking and Eris crying
(not necessarily in that order)
Meanwhile Hannah takes a long nap at last, it's about time after all..

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John's being responsible
(I KNOW, it shocked me too!)
Meanwhile Hannah finds out what drowning feels like.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Gran running a private postal service
(without cost too, you've got to love family rates)
and Hannah teaches a class while making her bed.. repeatedly.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Grace being a 'bad doggy'.
(according to a 'funny baby' with an apparent death wish)
Oh! and Hannah get's to play peacemaker for once!

Silliness, Sisters, and a whole lot of kissing awaits.
Maybe next year will be a bit more normal at least?

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John being short of breath
(although that’s hardly his biggest problem)
and Hannah.. Hannah breaks the rules a bit?..

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John being weighed in value and importance against food.
(which is completely understandable, it’s good food)
And Hannah reluctantly opens the door on Arista’s life, while finding out more about her ‘kids’ then she could ever want to know.

“What the hell are you TALKING about Reg? Of course were scary, we're pirates!”

“..we're floating about in a merchant ship full of rats and expired cabbage..”

“We have a Black Flag and a Canon! We're scary damn it!”

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John playing spy
(while still making time to get a good laugh in at Hannah's expense)
And Hannah get's annoyed over language barriers.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John being dragged through hallways
(despite his protests)
And Hannah learns from the observations of her elders.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John dragging Hannah across a path
(despite her protests)
And Hannah tries to show off.

Events unfold including but not limited to:
John mocking Hannah's choice of reading material
(Even though he owns half of them himself, the hypocrite.)
And Hannah rebels!

Events unfold including but not limited to:
Sarah whining for Hannah to 'make them stop'
(while using her as an improvised footstool)
And Hannah gets some questions answered, but maybe not the ones she wanted.