Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1367

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1367
by Angharad

Copyright © 2011 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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The weekend went by quite quickly–Monday, the bank holiday being the hardest bit–it rained much of the day which was as dark as late evening, until the evening when the sun shone. Crazy–we have weeks of dry weather–then along comes a bank holiday and it rains. It last rained on the previous bank holiday–do I suspect a pattern here?

Simon came out of the sitting room chortling. “What are you laughing at?”

“The cricket,” he beamed.

“Something funny happen?”

“Sort of,” he smirked, “It was in Cardiff, right?”

I nodded, I knew that much.

“Well, it rains a load in Wales, dunnit?”

“In Mid and North Wales–all the mountains.”

“Oh c’mon, it pees down in Wales all the time–hence all the wellie jokes and sheep jokes.”

“I’ve been to Wales quite a lot–remember I lived in Bristol?”

“Yeah so?”

“I didn’t ever see a sheep in wellies.”

“You take things too literally, Cathy.”

“Well there’s a load of sheep in Scotland too.”

“Yeah, I know all voting for independence...”

“I didn’t think they’d voted on that yet?”

“They haven’t–but they voted in the Nationalists didn’t they?”

“Did they?”I hadn’t noticed–I might be Scots by birth–but politics in Portsmouth bore me rigid, so what’s happening the other end of the country is a bit remote.

“Geez, Cathy, get with it.”

“Okay, tell you what you give breakfast to the children every morning and I’ll sit and read the Guardian.”

“Very funny.”

Didn’t think so, but then we often don’t laugh at the same things–especially his jokes. “So what’s all this got to do with a cricket match?”

“England won.”

“Who were they playing?”

“Bloody hell, Cathy–don’t you read the paper or listen to the radio?”

“Usually I listen to the radio in the car–but it didn’t say anything about cricket–and the only sport I read about is cycling–you know that.”

“Well–it was headed for an almost certain draw–time lost through rain–then the English bowlers struck, a couple of quick wickets and they collapsed bowled out for eighty four runs or something like that.”

“Is that good–bowling them out for eighty four?” I knew perfectly well it was–I had to play cricket in school–they used to put me in the outfield where I’d spend more time picking flowers than fielding.

“They hit four hundred in their first innings.”

“Oh did they?” I yawned, this was like watching paint dry.

“I can see you’re really interested,” he turned and went back to his television.

“What was all that about?” asked Jenny.

“A lack of interest on my part.”

“In what?”

“Test cricket.”

“Oh–say no more.”

“I mean if he’d wanted to discuss the case of Contador and the clembutarol and whether he should have been allowed to ride the Giro, I’d have been happy to talk about it.”

“You lot are seriously crazy–d’you know that?”

“Seriously–nah, we’re just gifted amateurs.”

“What’s a contador anyway–is it some sort of ferry?”

“No, Contador is a Spanish cyclist who’s won the Tour twice and the Giro twice, and may have been a naughty boy.”

“Like in drugs?”

“Substances yes–it’s all due to be sorted by the Court for Arbitration in Sport, or some such august body–except it looks as if he’s going to be allowed to ride the TdF before–they postponed it–the hearing.”

“Wow that is such riveting news, Cathy, I’ll have trouble sleeping tonight because of it.”

I glowered back–seems like I got some of my own medicine back. I didn’t ask her what she thought of independence for Scotland–she’s probably never heard of it.

“Did you watch Dr Who?” I asked her starting to make the dinner.

“That’s a kid’s programme isn’t it?”

“It used to be–it’s wasted on them now and far too scary–I mean, with computer graphics–they had faces which melted...”

“I don’t think I want to know anymore, thank you, Cathy.”

“But–he zapped the bogus Amy Pond...”

“So?”

“So what did you do over the weekend?”

“I met up my mother–remember you let me borrow the car?”

“Oh yes, do tell me all about it”–I asked as I laid the salmon pieces on the baking tray.

“She’s okay, I suppose–took her shopping, that’s about it, really.”

“You spent a weekend with your mother and that’s all you did–or all you want to tell me about?”

“No big secret–she’s got dementia...”

“Oh, Jenny, I am sorry.”

“It’s okay–my sister usually looks after her, but she needed a weekend off and the usual place which takes her for respite care was full–so I went down and looked after her instead.”

“Not much of a break then?”

“It was nice to see her–sort of–she’ll have forgotten by now that I was ever there.”

“Did you get any photos taken–that could help her to remember?”

“No, didn’t think–it was all a bit rushed.”

“Does your sister live with her?”

“Yeah, so she’s like on twenty four seven duty.”

“She’s obviously very capable–have difficulty dealing with healthy children on those terms.”

“I couldn’t–so I send her some money every week to pay off my guilt.”

“You send her money?”

“Yeah–all she gets is attendance allowance–which isn’t very much–not for what she does.”

“So how much would it cost to put your mum in a home for a couple of weeks to allow your sister a proper break?”

“They give her a bit of respite through the council or NHS not sure which.”

“But they couldn’t help this weekend?”

“No.”

“Okay–go and tell her to organise two weeks off for herself and I’ll pay up to a couple of thousand to put your mum in a home for respite for two weeks.”

“You can’t do that,” Jenny stood there looking shocked.

“I just did–go and phone her–perhaps rather than tell her, ask her if she’d like to.”

“That’s so generous, Cathy, but I can’t let you do that.”

“I could always deduct if from your pay if you’d prefer?”

“Um–I don’t think so.”

“So go and ask her.”

“I can’t–I can’t let you do it.”

“Why not? I think the law generally allows me to spend it as I see fit.”

“It’s a lovely gesture, but it’s too much.”

“It isn’t a gesture–go and phone her and ask her or give me her number and I’ll do it.”

“No–it’s too much–far too much.”

“I thought I was your boss?”

“You are.”

“So why are you ignoring a request from me?”

“Because–I am.”

“That’s a fairly weak excuse.”

“Look, it’s my family and we solve our own problems.”

I hadn’t realised I was stepping on toes–it was just one of those spur of the moment things–looks like I got it wrong again.

“Okay, the offer stands until I go to bed–you think it over. I’m not imposing on you or your sister, I’m just trying to assist in the one way I can. If you choose to reject my offer–especially without consulting your sister–that’s your affair, but I think she should at least be involved in the decision.”

“I hate you,” she said, “clever dick,” picking up the phone. I shrugged popping the tray of fish into the Aga.

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