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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1243
by Angharad

Copyright © 2011 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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My mobile rang the next morning and it took me a moment to work out where I was and who was in bed with me. “Well answer the bloody thing then,” sighed a sleepy voice which I recognised as Stella.

I picked up my Blackberry and glanced at the number calling me, no guesses required for whom I knew it to be. “What d’you want?” I said with irritation. I heard Stella say, “Charming,” very quietly behind me.

“Cathy, where are you all, when you didn’t go to the hotel I was beside myself with worry.”

“I didn’t think you cared taking the side of that old crone against your wife.”

“Of course I care.”

“In which case you can buy us a house as quickly as you like because I’m not going back to Agnew’s.”

“Agnew’s? He’s your father for God’s sake, treat him with some respect, please.”

“Why, when the chips were down both of you abandoned me and the children.”

“No we didn’t, you just went off half-cocked again.”

“Has she told you what they’re after?”

“No, how d’you know that–it’s pure speculation on your part?”

“Is it now? You’ll see I’m right.”

“You might well be, but your actions are still questionable, upsetting people like that.”

I was so angry I nearly disconnected him–on a permanent basis. “How dare you speak to me like that, you stupid man? When my children are at risk because some lying old has-been won’t tell us the truth, I expect you to do your duty and stand by us–we know where we stand now. I’ll start divorce proceedings tomorrow.”

“On what grounds? You’re the one who did the abandoning.”

“On the grounds that the degree of trust necessary had broken down by my husband’s irrational behaviour.”

“Listen to yourself, woman, now tell me who’s irrational.”

“Simon, there were men firing real bullets outside our house the other night because she won’t give them what they seek. When they kill her husband, I’ll quite likely suggest to the boys in blue that she’s an accessory after the fact.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, how can she be that if they kill him in a different country? She has no control over what they do, has she?”

“She has something they want and they’re prepared to get rough to find it. I’m not prepared to play along this time.”

“Well they didn’t come last night, so maybe your hunch is wrong this time.”

“Is that old crone still there?”

“Yes, she and Tom are breakfasting as we speak.”

“So why aren’t you?”

“I’m missing my wife and children.”

“Whose fault is that?”

“Yours, you’re the one who ran off in the middle of the night. Come on back, I’ll protect you.”

“The last time you did that, it was against two thugs who shared my student accommodation–ever since then, the shoe’s been on the other foot.” I thought back to those days, when the most difficult thing I had to cope with was him finding out my secret before I was ready to tell him–now look at us. I felt my eyes moisten, but I wasn’t going back there until she coughed up and he and Tom apologised big time.

“Okay, so I’ve been a disappointment, it’s not my fault my wife is more hot tempered and violent than I am.”

“I care with passion, too bad you don’t. I’m going to start breakfast, goodbye.” I switched off my phone and almost threw it down, then realising that would be pointless, instead I picked up my whimpering and wet bottomed baby and hugged her. I changed her and clasped her to my breast and she hungrily sucked me dry. She was now having cereal and other solids as well as breast milk and she wasted no time in telling me she wanted part two of her breakfast. Down in the kitchen I listened to the heart-breaking appeal by the parents of the young woman who was murdered in Bristol at Christmas–a very odd case, like something out of Agatha Christie, it has to be someone she knew quite well and where was the booze and missing pizza she’d bought on the night of her disappearance?

Then my blood froze: ‘Police in Portsmouth are investigating the body of a man found in the garden of a property on the outskirts of the city owned by an academic. Details are very scarce but it’s been suggested that the man is of ethnic origin and he died of suspected gunshot wounds. No further information is forthcoming at this time. Now back to the furore about the News of the World and the phone tapping scandal.

Surely if that was Tom’s house, Simon would have told me, wouldn’t he? Coincidence? There are plenty of other academics in Pompey, however it worried me enough to call Simon.

“I’m on my way to work, what d’ya want?”

“It wasn’t Tom’s place where they found the body then?”

“What body–I know nothing about any body?”

“Apparently one’s been found in someone’s garden–the someone being an academic, gunshot wounds were mentioned too.”

“Didn’t listen to the news, the way this lot are screwing up everything, I can wait until I get to work before acquainting myself with what they’ve cut today. Oh, the crew of Ark Royal are marching through the city centre some time next week.”

“They ought to sail that ship right up bloody Downing Street and bomb number bloody ten and Whitehall afterwards.”

“I think both are pretty well bomb proof, and you got upset when I mentioned you were more aggressive than I am?”

“Oh back to that are we–I called because I was worried about you both.”

“Worried or curious? I have to go, work approacheth, bye.” He rang off before I could say anymore.

We had breakfast and I suggested we could take a trip to Weston-Super-Mare if the weather held. However, things were put on hold when a police car pulled up outside. It transpired it was Chief Inspector Cowan.

“You’re a difficult lady to speak with?” was his opening remark.

“I’d always prided myself on my approachability.”

“I’m sure you’re right, however, I expected you to be at the house in Portsmouth not absent without leave.”

“I wasn’t aware I needed yours or anyone else’s permission to visit my own house?” I said snottily.

“I’m sorry, I knew my facetiousness would get me into trouble one day–looks like it’s arrived. I thought we had agreed that I would interview you after the events of the other night. Whatever you did to that police dog has caused the handler to go on sick leave ever since. He’s claiming he had hallucinations and so did others, they thought the dog had been shot and was dying and a little later you answer the door to the vet and the dog trots out with you–didn’t something similar happen in a fire-fight at a farmhouse near Portsmouth a little while back?”

“How would I know?” I shrugged my shoulders.

“You were there and stole a tractor afterwards by all accounts.”

“Would I do things like that?” I protested my innocence.

“Apparently. Anyway, I’d like your take on what happened and how the shooter got away.”

So I told him that there were two, one impersonating a police officer enabled the other to get away.

“So that’s how they did it?”

“Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s what I saw.”

“With your little device?”

“Before the battery failed, yes.”

“Okay, will you be staying here for any length of time?”

“Until it’s safe to go home, yes.”

“Can’t say I blame you, but what if you were the target?”

“Why should I be–it wasn’t my house that was ransacked the same day as the attack?”

“True.”

“I think a certain old lady holds the answers to all that, so I’d speak to her if I were you.”

“I would if we could find her.”

“What d’you mean–she's staying at Professor Agnew’s home–isn’t she?”

“She left after breakfast, went home to collect some more clothes and was due to see someone at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office about her husband’s predicament–no one’s seen her since and a body was discovered in her garden.”

“Yes, I heard something on the news about that, so it was her house?”

“Yes–I’ve probably told you more than I should, but I think I can trust you.”

“I’m flattered.”

“Yeah, well don’t let it go to your head, I can still arrest people if they piss me off.”

“I wouldn’t dream of doing so, Chief Inspector.”

“That isn’t what your reputation tends to suggest, if you don’t mind me saying so.”

“Oh. I’m sure it’s greatly exaggerated, like the deficit this bunch of clowns is pretending to cut.”

“Sorry, Lady Cameron, I don’t do politics–but shouldn’t you be supporting him, same clan and all that?”

“Apparently not–he comes from a different sept which reassures me somewhat.”

He laughed at my discomfort, which I’d asked for and he left after drinking a second cup of coffee, so where was the old bat and was Tom with her, I picked up the phone to find out.

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