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Took a day off

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I've got a ton of stuff to do but I took the Fourth off to laze around at friends', eat, cook and talk. I came home last night and slept 10-1/2 hours, very unusual for me. Now I feel like crud, aches and pains all over, stuffed up sinuses and a sore throat. I'm going to take it easy today, do very little and hope I feel better tomorrow.

Hugs to all and especially those of you waiting for me to do something in particular,
Erin

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Taking the afternoon off

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I've got lots to do. But I'm going to go get in the car with my laptop and go for a ride. I may stop somewhere and get online to see that things are okay. I may do some writing. I may drive to the coast or up to the mountains or out to the desert. I may be back before midnight. I will be here tomorrow most of the day. Be good to each other, everyone and see you when I get back.

Hugs,
Erin

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Peanut Butter Fog

Thick enough to spread...



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Peanut Butter Fog -2- Don't Call Me Shortly

Peanut Butter Fog

by Erin Halfelven

Chapter 2
Don't Call Me Shortly



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Peanut Butter Fog -1-

Thick enough to spread...
Peanut Butter Fog

Peanut Butter Fog

by Erin Halfelven

 
There's something surreal about traveling at night on the freeway. The bubble of light around you, the white lights come toward you and red lights convoy alongside. The multicolor lights of cities and towns pass quickly with the hot yellow roadlights of exits and overpasses standing like sentries.



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Sky - Premium Content Available in The HatBox and Doppler Press!

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Hatbox now with Amazon annual and quarterly memberships.


Our newest content, available to all Hatbox members consists of the new HatBox Exclusive Novel "Sky" by Angela Rasch, the sequel to "Peaches" by Amelia R and Angela Rasch! And we've got a nice .pdf/.rtf version of Peaches available, too!

The HatBox contains all the premium stories given by BigCloset authors as incentives to others to join the Hatbox.



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Talk about success

Bob's Stardust First Anniversary Sci-Fi Story Contest is over, the votes have been tabulated by the esteemed accounting firm, Dewey, Fleecem and Howe and the awards ceremony is being prepared even as we type. I don't know who the guest presenters are going to be but I understand that the MC is going to be WFS, old Mr. Sincerity himself. :)

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Girlery -1- Is She Or Isn't He?

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Only her witch knows for sure...
Is She or Isn't He?



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Off line for a cool down

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I took the site down today for a cool down. Things had suddenly gone from a few posts trading mostly civil comments to five or more hot flames in half an hour then five in five minutes. I had to leave for a bit and didn't feel it would be wise to leave the site open to comments that might stay up for hours and inflame more passions, so I shut things down. I'm back, but later tonight I'll be going to sleep and tomorrow I will be occupied with taking my mother to see the cancer doctor. Let's all try to be nice to one another.

Hugs,
Erin

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Groundhog

Not your average suburban woodchuck, The Groundhog is known for his laid-back lifestyle and gorgeous belly tan.



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Jodie Can't Dance

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Jodie Can't Dance

by Erin Halfelven



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...walks into a bar...

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My apologies, but here come the jokes, inspired by a thread on Donna's story.

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A girl walks into a bar with a dirty duck on her head. No one says anything to her while she takes a seat. She sips her drink quietly and shares a few peanuts with the duck who is frankly, quite filthy.

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Closed!

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Closed!

You probably wouldn't like it
if one of your favorite story sites were closed,
but it could happen.

Please, let's all be courteous, kind and considerate
in public comments attached to author stories.

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Fairy Tail

Fairy Tail

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A prose poem.



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Want Your Own Home Page?

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I've got some software setup on the new server to help create a community of authors and readers. Each member would have their own homepage, free, with quite a bit of control of how it looks, who can add to it and what appears there. I'd like to test this out before opening it up to everyone so if you are interested in trying it, send me a PM at Erin and I'll send you back the web address for trying this out.

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New Chat Schedule - Sunday, 12 November, 11 am PST, (2 pm EST, 7 pm GMT) - Topic: TBA

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Bob Arnold and I (or at least one of us) will be in the chatroom this Sunday for at least two hours. What should we talk about?

I've got some suggested topics:

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Deadpan Detectives

I guess I'm to blame for this having started it all with the one about the zombies. :) Others have decided to share my guilt, so enjoy if you dare. This is just a post to link all the Deadpan Detective stories together, for those who haven't got their recommended daily allowance of puns. :)



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All at Once...

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Your life is about to change...

All at Once...



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In the Goblin Hour

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After midnight when
Our doubt and fear grow

In the Goblin Hour

by Erin Halfelven



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Moldy Oldie

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We had a leak inside a wall that we were unaware of until it started making a circle of carpet wet. They came to fix it today and ripped a nice hole in the wall so they could replace the pipe, stirring up a fair amount of dust. I don't know what set me off, mold in the carpet or wall, the dust the workmen made or smoke from the fires on the mountains--I didn't think much about it til about 20 minutes ago when I almost passed out before realizing I was having an asthma attack. Good old inhaler put me right but of course now I've got a headache and I probably won't sleep tonight from the side effects. Better than a trip to the emergency room, though. :)

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Dangerous Servers on Home Machines

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I don't know how else to put this warning out but someone, whose ISP appears to be in Virginia, is running a webserver on their machine. When I look at my logs, I can see the ip address of the router and that there is a small local network. Evil types could use the available info to break into such a server and hijack it for nefarious purposes.

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Still Sig

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I'm better but still sick as two dogs, each of which is sicker than the other one. The antibiotics are clearing up the sinus infection but I still have a cold and sore throat, plus the meds leave me tired and feeling goofy.

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Girlery -21- Biggerer

Girlery -21- Biggerer
Maybe she should name them Flopsy and Mopsy because they just grew?



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Girlery -20- Idaho Johnson

Girlery -20- Idaho Johnson
"Ancient temples? Ancient pimples!" he said.



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Girlery -19- Back to the Beach

Girlery -19- Back to the Beach
There's always a backside, er, downside to everything.



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Girlery -18- Caution: Falling Blondes

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 Falling Blondes
New! Clear Blonde!



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Girlery -17- Mysterrific

Girlery -17- Mysterrific
Okay, so spelling isn't one of her powers.



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Girlery -16- The Misspelled Ass

Justice usually makes an ass of someone.



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Girlery -15- Got Shoes?

Girlery -15- Got Shoes?
Shoes make the girl?



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Girlery -14- Chickiboo?

Girlery -14- Chickiboo?
Pet names are scary!



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Site Down

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For anyone who was wondering, the site was down for eight hours today due to network problems at my ISP. Then, after they fixed the network problems it took them two hours to figure out they hadn't turned my server back on! SHEESH! It's all back and fluffy now, though.

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Girlery -13- Girl Next Door

Girlery -13- Girl Next Door
If you live next to a strip club...



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Girlery -12- Beholder

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Listen. Do you smell something?



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Girlery -11- Wet Work

Girlery -11- Wet Work
A policeman's lot is not a soapy one.



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Girlery -10- Tough Job

Lawyers and voodoo, a dangerous mix.
Girlery -10- Rational Choice



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Girlery -9- Method Actor

What's my motivation, Stanley?

Method Actor



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Girlery -8- Jungle Tail

Who Jane?
Zantar
Me Jane?



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