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Off line for a cool down

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I took the site down today for a cool down. Things had suddenly gone from a few posts trading mostly civil comments to five or more hot flames in half an hour then five in five minutes. I had to leave for a bit and didn't feel it would be wise to leave the site open to comments that might stay up for hours and inflame more passions, so I shut things down. I'm back, but later tonight I'll be going to sleep and tomorrow I will be occupied with taking my mother to see the cancer doctor. Let's all try to be nice to one another.

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Erin

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Groundhog

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Not your average suburban woodchuck, The Groundhog is known for his laid-back lifestyle and gorgeous belly tan.


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Jodie Can't Dance

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Jodie Can't Dance

by Erin Halfelven


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...walks into a bar...

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My apologies, but here come the jokes, inspired by a thread on Donna's story.

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A girl walks into a bar with a dirty duck on her head. No one says anything to her while she takes a seat. She sips her drink quietly and shares a few peanuts with the duck who is frankly, quite filthy.

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Closed!

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Closed!

You probably wouldn't like it
if one of your favorite story sites were closed,
but it could happen.

Please, let's all be courteous, kind and considerate
in public comments attached to author stories.

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Fairy Tail

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Fairy Tail

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A prose poem.


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Want Your Own Home Page?

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I've got some software setup on the new server to help create a community of authors and readers. Each member would have their own homepage, free, with quite a bit of control of how it looks, who can add to it and what appears there. I'd like to test this out before opening it up to everyone so if you are interested in trying it, send me a PM at Erin and I'll send you back the web address for trying this out.

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New Chat Schedule - Sunday, 12 November, 11 am PST, (2 pm EST, 7 pm GMT) - Topic: TBA

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Bob Arnold and I (or at least one of us) will be in the chatroom this Sunday for at least two hours. What should we talk about?

I've got some suggested topics:

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Deadpan Detectives

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I guess I'm to blame for this having started it all with the one about the zombies. :) Others have decided to share my guilt, so enjoy if you dare. This is just a post to link all the Deadpan Detective stories together, for those who haven't got their recommended daily allowance of puns. :)


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All at Once...

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Your life is about to change...

All at Once...


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In the Goblin Hour

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After midnight when
Our doubt and fear grow
In the Goblin Hour

by Erin Halfelven


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Moldy Oldie

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We had a leak inside a wall that we were unaware of until it started making a circle of carpet wet. They came to fix it today and ripped a nice hole in the wall so they could replace the pipe, stirring up a fair amount of dust. I don't know what set me off, mold in the carpet or wall, the dust the workmen made or smoke from the fires on the mountains--I didn't think much about it til about 20 minutes ago when I almost passed out before realizing I was having an asthma attack. Good old inhaler put me right but of course now I've got a headache and I probably won't sleep tonight from the side effects. Better than a trip to the emergency room, though. :)

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Dangerous Servers on Home Machines

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I don't know how else to put this warning out but someone, whose ISP appears to be in Virginia, is running a webserver on their machine. When I look at my logs, I can see the ip address of the router and that there is a small local network. Evil types could use the available info to break into such a server and hijack it for nefarious purposes.

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Still Sig

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I'm better but still sick as two dogs, each of which is sicker than the other one. The antibiotics are clearing up the sinus infection but I still have a cold and sore throat, plus the meds leave me tired and feeling goofy.

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Girlery -21- Biggerer

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Girlery -21- Biggerer
Maybe she should name them Flopsy and Mopsy because they just grew?


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Girlery -20- Idaho Johnson

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Girlery -20- Idaho Johnson
"Ancient temples? Ancient pimples!" he said.


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Girlery -19- Back to the Beach

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There's always a backside, er, downside to everything.


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Girlery -18- Caution: Falling Blondes

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Falling Blondes
New! Clear Blonde!


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Girlery -17- Mysterrific

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Girlery -17- Mysterrific
Okay, so spelling isn't one of her powers.


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Girlery -16- The Misspelled Ass

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Justice usually makes an ass of someone.


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Girlery -15- Got Shoes?

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Girlery -15- Got Shoes?
Shoes make the girl?


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Girlery -14- Chickiboo?

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Girlery -14- Chickiboo?
Pet names are scary!


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Site Down

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For anyone who was wondering, the site was down for eight hours today due to network problems at my ISP. Then, after they fixed the network problems it took them two hours to figure out they hadn't turned my server back on! SHEESH! It's all back and fluffy now, though.

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Girlery -13- Girl Next Door

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If you live next to a strip club...


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Girlery -12- Beholder

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Beholder
Listen. Do you smell something?


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Girlery -11- Wet Work

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A policeman's lot is not a soapy one.


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Girlery -10- Tough Job

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Lawyers and voodoo, a dangerous mix.
Girlery -10- Rational Choice


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Girlery -9- Method Actor

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What's my motivation, Stanley?

Method Actor


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Girlery -8- Jungle Tail

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Who Jane?
Zantar
Me Jane?


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Girlery -7- Party Favor

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Ever wake up after a really good party with no idea how you got where you are?

Girlery -7- Party Favor


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Girlery -6- Firestarter

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Some people like to fight fires, some like to start them.

Girlery -6- Firestarter


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Girlery -5- Wonder, Boy?

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Wonder Woman's new protege?
Girlery -5- Wonder, Boy?
Wonder...Boy?

Girlery -5- Wonder, Boy?
Unstable molecules? Just a guess...

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Girlery -4- The Dairy of Marcy Doats

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No thumbnail. Look at the title again. :) Kinky but funny, I think.


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Girlery

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girlery (ger'|luh|ree) noun - 1. place where people, presumably boys or men, are girled. 2. the practice of girling. 3. a sequential display of images of the victims of girling. From girl+gallery.


A Girlery of Gals

Where Image is Substance and Virtue is Illusion


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Girlery -2- Dangerous Practices

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Dangerous Practices

We must...we must...


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Unification

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Currently working on coding a massive unification of BigCloset Classic and BigCloset TopShelf with new software. Besides lots of personal stuff, this is why there have been no cartoons or stories from me lately. Hope to have good news this month. :)

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Off to Mom's

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I'm off to spend the night with Mom and fix her breakfast in the morning. :)

I'm feeling hugely better after sleeping a great large amount, thanks to everyone who inquired.

I've got some catchup tasks to do on the site and there may be a couple of MAJOR changes in the planning ahead.

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BotC: -2- Nukyoolar Physics

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Danny didn't even recognize some of the things in the back of Penny's closet. He knew what they were, he'd just never seen them before. "She never wears this stuff," he said to himself. He held up what must be a skintight sheath dress in a glowing pink, covered in little bronze plastic disks that would move and shimmer when the wearer walked. "Mom would have a freaking elephant if Penny ever wore this!"


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BotC: -1- Home Alone

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Back of the Closet

An Interactive Fiction
by Erin Halfelven and Various Hands

What happens when Danny Sweet is left alone for a weekend, perhaps longer, with the contents of his sister's closet? Are there any secrets at the Back of the Closet? Follow Danny's adventures in this StoryTree -- or write your own adventure!


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