Erin Halfelven

Off to Seek a Wizard -2- Tweet On You

Off to Seek a Wizard...
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Tweet On You

by Erin Halfelven

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I went back to the lounge and sat down in one of those hard plastic seats. Then I got up again and looked, it felt like I was sitting on something squishy but there wasn't anything there, so I sat back down.



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Off to Seek a Wizard

Off to Seek a Wizard...

by Erin Halfelven

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My name is supposed to be Dale Steffani. Yeah, yeah, no relation. They had a contest back in my home town, a little place you may have heard of? Los Angeles, California?



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Starstruck! -9- Thrub of Destruction

Intergalactic headbanging made easy...

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy -9- Normal

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It didn't take the girls long to find the perfect swimsuit for Juice.

"I dunno," said Justin.

"But it's great!" said Shabeez. "It's got this crazy pattern, like one of those magic eye posters!"

"What's so great about that?" asked Jenn.

The bandeau-style bodice was made as part of a tank top and the bottom had a panty with a skirt, all in a nearly psychedelic print of violet and navy lines on a white background. Across the breasts, the twisting lines made a fool-the-eye pattern that looked curved and full, even on the hanger.

Shabeez held the suit up next to Juice. "See? If she wears this top, no one can tell how flat-chested she is!"

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -9- Real Extensions

Blonde Destiny.

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -8- Your Hit Parade!

Your Hit Parade!

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy -8- Gorgeous

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The lady at Claire's, her name-tag read Diane, held out the tray of starter earrings. "You get to pick two sets and we'll use one of them today. You should leave that set in for at least three days, and it takes up to two weeks for the piercings to completely heal, so, really, it's better to leave them in that long."

"Huh," said Juice, unsure of what to say.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -8- Real Retro

Andy spent a lot of the last evening in the motel taking a long soak in the bath.

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -7- Hail, Hail

Hail, hail, the gang's all here?

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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Stories I'll Never Write: 1 in a Series?

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I ran across a phrase today I had never heard and it inspired a story idea. It's just that I don't think I'm the right person to write this story and besides, I already have too many things to do and write now. So, I thought I would just throw it out here and see if anyone wanted to do something with it.

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The Pregnant Boy -7- Guarantee

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They ate lunch at Red Brick Pizza in the outdoor mall. A large Hawaiian special fed the five of them easily, though Justin surprised everyone by eating three pieces.

"Well, I sort of didn't have breakfast," he explained when Jenn commented.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -7- Real Rocky

Driving back, they watched the sunset in glimpses between the mountains.

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -6- Hero Worship

A Built-In What? Really?

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven

"Help me," Vicki asked Dan'l. The big man shook off part of whatever effect had left him out of sync with reality. The most beautiful, most desirable woman in the world wanted his help and he would help her.



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The Pregnant Boy -6- Excursion

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"Should you even go to the mall, Juice?" asked Jenn.

"Why not?"

"Well, you're, like, puking your guts out, huh?" said Shabeez.

Justin waved a hand. "I'm all better now. It doesn't last that long."

Carmine cracked up and everyone looked at her. "Maybe," she wheezed between laughs, "maybe it is morning sickness?"

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -6- Real Woody

Phil and Andy pulled into Woody's Harletopia and Cyclevana before four.

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -5- Turn It Up to Eleven

Elvis Shops at K-Mart!

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven

Dan'l Broome did not get much done the day he found Vicki Starr sleeping in the pallet yard next to his shop. First there was getting acquainted and picking out splinters. Then there was finding something for her to wear. Then there was dealing with the fact that she wouldn't tell him where she lived.

"I don't remember," she said, her violet eyes large and innocent. "I don't know how I got here either or what happened to my clothes." She smiled up at him. "Must have been some party, huh?"



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The Pregnant Boy -5- Explanation

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Justin got up early on Monday morning and took Tom for a walk.

The big dog had been thoroughly trained to heel, come and stay or walking him anywhere with a leash would be more like one of those old Western movies where someone gets a foot stuck in a stirrup and is dragged all over the prairie. Two blocks from home, Tom sighted a cat.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -5- Real Wednesday

"Just Wren," said Andy.

The director, Martin Wohlers, rolled his eyes but grinned at the same time.

Davis Jordan Bloom, the producer's representative, asked, "You want your credits to just read 'Wren'?"

"That's right," said Andy. "That's going to be my professional name."

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -4- Interlude with Guitars

Stellar Sprinkles by the Velvet Ranamorph

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy -4- Recreation

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The rest of Sunday passed without much happening. In mid-afternoon, Harold, Justin and Tom had a barbecue in the backyard. Harold had taken coarse-ground, lean burger meat and mixed it with onion soup mix and Worcestershire sauce. One burger had no mix-in, just for Tom, who shouldn't have onions or salt in his diet.

Justin cut up lettuce, spinach and tomatoes for a salad, served with a dressing made of olive oil and garlic-flavored vinegar. The buns were quickly toasted on the fire, too, then slathered with mayo, mustard and ketchup. A handful of potato chips each and a serving of iced tea made a very satisfying meal with cookies for dessert. Tom even got part of one cookie since they were oatmeal with no raisins or chocolate.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -4- Real Dad

Real motorcycles don't run on maple syrup.

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -3- First Mission

"Jane! Jane! How do you stop this crazy thing?"

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy -3- Repentance

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On Sunday morning, Justin got up stealthily and tried to conceal his vomiting from his father. It didn't work, the simple layout of the house defeated him; the only bathroom was in between his bedroom and his father's.

"Are you okay, son?" Harold Bock asked.

"Yeah, Dad, I'll live." The nausea had seized him as he lay awake in his bed wondering if he would ever talk to Zoe again, talk to her alone. He'd probably see her at school, though she was a senior and he a sophmore. Their schedules would not naturally intersect that often.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -3- Real Deal

When does reality begin and fantasy end?

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -2- Origin Story

Every super-heroine needs an origin story -- and Vicki has a doozy!

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy

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They only did it once...

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy -2- Pineapple

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Justin stayed so long in the bathroom that Pete knocked on the door. "Everything okay in there, Juice?"

"No," said Justin. "Leave me alone."

"Yike," said Pete but he did not knock again.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -2- Real Cool

When does reality begin and fantasy end?

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck!

Vic Kemple loved him some sexy superheroines. He never expected to be one!

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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Starstruck! -1- The Lights in the Sky

Vic Kemple loved him some sexy superheroines. He never expected to be one!

Starstruck!

by Erin Halfelven



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The Pregnant Boy -1- Porcelain

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When Justin Bock rolled out of bed on the first day of the three day Labor Day weekend, he felt queasy. Trying not to think about it, he dodged around the white fluffy mound of Tom, the Great Pyrenees dog sleeping in the hallway, and barely made it to the bathroom in time.

“Blort,” he said into the toilet bowl, throwing up a mouthful of vile tasting liquid.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven



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Reality TV -1- Real Coffee

Andy Wren shook his head. Had he heard the guy right? "You want me to do what to be on your show?"

The guy sighed. "Look it's called Reality TV, and that's not just the genre, it's the title and the whole schtick. A houseful of people who will all go about their normal lives for a whole year while crossdressing."

Reality TV

by Erin Halfelven



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Indigo Sky for Bob Arnold

I wrote this for Bob using characters from Donna Lamb's Blue Moon and Green Sun:

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Indigo Sky
 
by Donna Lamb and Erin Halfelven


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Smarter than the average pic-a-nic...

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We had a great time at the picnic on Saturday and Beth and I had an adventure in San Francisco Sunday complete with phantom elevators and aggressive potholes, I'm sure it will all end up in a story by one or the other of us. :)

Thanks again to everyone who showed up and made Saturday such a lovely day. And thanks to Beth for the good company on the trip.

And thanks to Piper and Bob and everyone else who kept watch on the site while I was gone. Piper had to do a bit of rescue Sunday night while Beth and I were out with my brother and his wife for dinner. Thanks!

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Strangewise -1- A Dream of Winter

A Dream of Winter

by Erin Halfelven

The aisles of the warehouse store wound around like a worm committing self-abuse. High up on one shelf sat a fifty-five gallon drum. All frosty white and silver on a midnight blue and black background, letters spelled out "Winter" like that was the name of a new energy drink.

"Why would anyone want a can of Winter that big?" asked little Jodie.



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Dial P for Power Girl -Unfinished-

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A Metastory in the Comics Retcon Universe

by Erin Halfelven
 

Unfinished



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Dial P for Power Girl

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Dial P for Power Girl
A Story in the Comics Retcon Universe

by Erin Halfelven



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Dial H for Her

Dial H for Her
A Sub-Arc in the Dial P for Power Story Arc
in the Comics Retcon Universe

by Erin Halfelven



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Dial P for Power

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Dial P for Power
A Comics Retcon Universe Story Arc

by Erin halfelven



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Getting Sorted -5- Family Business

You're not alone...
Sortie Motel
Getting
Sorted

 

by Erin Halfelven

 

4. Family Business


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Getting Sorted -4- Sex and Catfish

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Two things that are both better hot...
catfish restaurant
Getting Sorted

 

by Erin Halfelven

 

4. Sex and Catfish


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Getting Sorted -3- Storms and Queries

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Getting Sorted

by Erin Halfelven

3. Storms and Queries



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Getting Sorted -2- Memory of a Dream

Getting Sorted

Chapter 2 - Memory of a Dream

by Erin Halfelven



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Getting Sorted

Getting Sorted

by Erin Halfelven



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Getting Sorted -1- Lost and Found

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Getting Sorted

Chapter 1 - Lost and Found

by Erin Halfelven



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