The Pregnant Boy -5- Explanation

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Justin got up early on Monday morning and took Tom for a walk.

The big dog had been thoroughly trained to heel, come and stay or walking him anywhere with a leash would be more like one of those old Western movies where someone gets a foot stuck in a stirrup and is dragged all over the prairie. Two blocks from home, Tom sighted a cat.

The Pregnant Boy

by Erin Halfelven

 

"Good dog," whispered Justin. "Heel."

Tom quivered, his flagpole tail signaling his interest but he remained by Justin's side. They watched the ginger tom slink across their path fifty yards ahead, then Justin led the dog up and let him sniff the bushes where the cat had disappeared.

Back at the house, Justin had to run for the bathroom while preparing Tom's breakfast of canned dog food with a sprinkling of kibble. Tom sat in the kitchen, confused because his bowl was still on the countertop.

The retching went on long enough for Harold to get dressed and into his chair where he sat in the hall outside of the bathroom, looking concerned. Tom came and sat beside him but it was possible that the dog was thinking of the forgotten breakfast more than about Justin's apparent misery.

Justin straightened up and looked at his dad. "Can you finish feeding Tom?" he said. "The smell of the dog food just got to me."

Harold nodded and Tom woofed because he recognized his name and probably the words, 'dog food.' Dog, man and chair moved to the ktitchen and slurping could shortly be heard.

Justin knelt beside the toilet bowl and mopped his face with a wet cloth. This thing of being sick every morning was getting old.

In the kitchen, Harold let Tom out into the backyard after the dog had polished the food bowl and the floor around it for the third time. Mostly, it was to get the Big Poofy out of the way; Tom took up more room than two humans and his tail was a menace.

Harold put on water to boil to make breakfast rice. That would be enough, since he didn't feel like risking Justin's comfort with the smell of meat cooking. What the heck was going on with the boy, he wondered. Three days of this was too much, in the morning, he resolved, they would see a doctor even if Justin had to miss school.

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A subdued Justin made his way to Jenn's about a half hour early. In the end, the only thing he'd been able to keep down had been weak tea, very sweet with a bit of ginger in it. Harold had last used such a remedy for nausea for his wife six months before Justin's sister had been born.

The oddest thing possibly was that within ten minutes of throwing up, Justin felt fine. Still not hungry but physically okay. But Harold wasn't the only one worried. Justin imagined that he might have cancer, that something that shouldn't be there was growing in his body.

He'd persuaded his father to let him keep his mall date with the girls just to get his mind off the worry.

Shabeez met him at the door. She lived only two streets over from Jenn and often spent as much time there as at her own home. Shabeez had rosy-brown skin, shiny black hair, light brown eyes that almost looked yellow-green and a curvy figure that, with her height, always made people think she must be older than fifteen.

"I know you're a white kid, Juice," she greeted him, "but you look like chalk. What's wrong?"

Justin shook his head as he passed her in the doorway. Jenn's two cats looked at him warily. Pengo, a tuxedo cat, and Qubit, a calico, had been named by Jenn's father after two antique video games, and the smell of dog on Justin's hands and bare legs made them wary. He had to make friends with them all over again every time he came over.

"Is that Juice?" Jenn's voice came from somewhere inside. "Tell him we've got fruit pops."

Shabeez waved the fruit pop she had been sucking on. "Want one? This is orange-mango, it's delish."

The remembered sensation of orangey-peachy-oily-slimy mango sliding down his throat almost caused Justin to retch -- again. He shook his head quickly.

Jenn came in, carrying two pops. "They're Trader Joe's Smoothie Pops. Pineapple-banana or strawberry-kiwi, you pick," she said to him, holding both out.

"Pineapple," said Justin, relieved that that actually sounded good.

The three sucked and nibbled on frozen fruit juice for a couple of minutes. Jenn pushed unruly red hair away from her face for the umpteenth time before she mentioned. "Shabeez is right, Juice. You look like you don't feel good enough to be doing anything, let alone walking around in the heat at the Plaza."

'Let's go to Tyler first then," said Shabeez. "Ride there in an air-conditioned bus. Shop a bit, eat lunch in the food court --"

"Jody Maroni, mmm," said Jenn.

"Shop some more, get back to the Plaza when it cools off and the band is setting up," finished Shabeez. "But that sausage crap ain't no good for you, girl."

Justin tried not to think about sausages. "They've got a salad place, too," he said.

"Chinese for me," said Shabeez. "Broccoli beef, noodles and an egg roll."

"How is that better than a chicken andouille at Jody Maroni?" asked Jenn.

"It's not sausage, der," said Shabeez.

"Oh, God," said Justin, pushing between them and running for the bathroom. He didn't quite throw up but the pineapple-banana smoothie pop got tossed in the trash -- and a panicked tuxedo cat had to be coaxed down from the drapes.

"You are something else, Juice," said Shabeez. "You going to give all of us a bout of the stomach flu or something."

"I'm okay," said Justin. "Just don't talk about food."

"Huh," she said.

In the living room, Jenn called out to the stranded cat, reaching out a hand. "Purdy Pengo, you can come down, kitty, kitty, kitty. Ow! Okay, stay up there, see if I care."

Carmine and Ell arrived about that time and joined in the efforts to persuade Pengo to give up his death clutch -- each in her own way. "You'd better come down, cat," said Carmine. "Or its curtains for you," she intoned in a sepulchral voice that matched her goth clothes and makeup.

Ell rolled her eyes at the terrible pun, made indescribable kitty noises and simply stretched up and took the cat down -- she was even taller than Shabeez.

"Good thing Juice didn't see your dress hike-up like that, it might have caused his balls to drop. But now I know that you don't really shop at K-Mart despite what the ads say," commented Carmine.

"Oh, shut up, Elvira," said Ell, cuddling the cat. "Who's a pretty pussy?"

"I have," said Carmine. "Oh, wait, I think I misheard what you asked."

Jenn reappeared from the hallway after a conversation with Shabeez. "Guys," she said. "Juice is sick and not feeling too well. He keeps throwing up."

Carmine said, "I hear Zoe screwed him good, maybe he's pregnant."

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yeay! ^^ another chapter,

yeay! ^^ another chapter, it's starting to get interesting!

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I can't believe this chapter has 47 kudos (with mine) and this is only the second comment. C'mon, people!

The subtitle is a tease but at least the girls seem to be on to something. That part about fearing cancer growing inside him gave me the shivers but I'll get over it. I just want to see him to go the doctor. I can't wait to read that scene.

Thanks and kudos.

- Terry

Not a lot to be said...

When faced with perfection.

JC

The Legendary Lost Ninja

Agreed!

Not to mention that the writing's so well and I'm suffering through a massive cold, I don't have the strength to write alot.

Short but sweet. Poor Juice,

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Short but sweet. Poor Juice, he's starving to death. Poor Pengo, cast aside by that doggy smelling fellow. Nice gals.

Yours,

JohnBobMead

Yours,

John Robert Mead

The Pregnant Boy -5- Explanation

Carmine hit the nail on the head.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

I can't help but wonder

Extravagance's picture

how Justin is going to give birth, assuming it comes to that. We still don't know for sure if he really IS pregnant. This story continues to be very ambiguous, as well as well written.

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I imagine...

If in this alternate way of things boys are the ones who get pregnant, that "boys" are the ones with the... equipment... we normally associate with girls.

The other alternative would be C-section.

Abigail Drew.

Chapter Names

Is it just coincidence that the first letter of each chapter is following this pattern?

P,P... R,R... E...

Will this be using double letters to eventually spell Pregnant? If so, that would be funny :)

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I would put a signature here, but I'm too busy writing other things :)

Aaargh!

Jemima Tychonaut's picture

Aaaargh! The title got me all hopeful that we might learn something concrete finally!

So many potential things it could be, so little concrete evidence to date. I keep looking at the keywords at the top, hoping they will provide some explanation but the mystery continues.

Still, it's as enjoyable and well written as it is frustrating!! I look forward to more chapters. :-)

 


"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life."



"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"Something...growing"

I'm guessing this isn't an alternate reality - even aside from the title, there are numerous clues that somehow, although girls normally get pregnant, in this case, somehow, it's Justin. The morning sickness has been the biggest clue; I assume temporary aversion to certain foodstuffs is another symptom (I always thought pregnancy was associated with the opposite condition - cravings for certain foodstuffs; so maybe symptoms can include both polar opposites?); and most dramatically "Justin imagined that he might have cancer, that something that shouldn't be there was growing in his body." Yup, you've almost certainly got something growing in your body that shouldn't be there, but it's almost certainly not a tumour...

 

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

Cravings

Justin seems to have had obvious cravings for Pineapple :)

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Some pregnant women do report aversions to some foods but mostly, Justin seems to have an aversion to eating before noon. :)

About 70% of pregnant women report some level of nausea and/or vomiting, usually associated with the first meal of the day. Scientists theorize that women are acting to avoid the buildup of toxins that are taken in with food and that in the early morning, the body is still dealing with yesterday's toxic intake. Food aversions are actually more common than nausea or cravings, 85% of pregnant women report them. Cravings, only about 50%.

Morning sickness, btw, usually involves only nausea, not always vomiting. All three symptoms seem linked to the heightened senses of smell and taste and the slower digestion that comes with changes in hormone levels at the beginning of pregnancy.

Statistics are lacking on pregnant boys. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Why On Earth?!!!

[email protected] Aren't there some serious statistics on pregnant boys?!!!(Please, only throw small fuzzy things!);)

Love And Hugs,(Ducks And Hides);0 No, not water-fowl and pelts!!!

Jonelle

I like chapters this length,

I like chapters this length, posted twice a week. But,that's me and that's my story.

Hugs,
Karen

Oh, I like!

I like this story, I mean, well.. I _think_ I like this story, only, the chapters are too short.

That's my only but -for me- major grievance. Apart from that, this really rocks.

Jo-Anne

You have a solution

erin's picture

Catch up reading every other posting. This would have exactly the same effect as me posting half as often in order to have longer chapters.

I can't understand how short chapters can be a major grievance. Imagine that they were even shorter, that in fact, I had never posted the story at all. Then you would have no grievance. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Hmm...

WebDeb's picture

Still no answers. I may be reading between the lines too much but it is frustrating to be led by the collar.

I am glad the pretty purdy found refuge from fear. Is it already curtains for Justin?

I could be making too many analogies out of the dialogue. When there are no answers then my imagination tends to run riot.

Now where did I leave my straight-jacket from the last episode?

Clues! Answers! Argh.. The men in white coats.............

Interesting

I hope this story gets an ending.

hugs :)
Michelle SidheElf Amaianna