Maybe she should name them Flopsy and Mopsy because they just grew?
But what happened to Peter?
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need one of those
sissi boi,
I would love to have one of those bras. Of course it would make driving a bit difficult and after a few times would fill up the whole front of the car. Would love to have enormous breasts to be played with and sucked day and night. I have to go visit my Mistress now.
sissi boi
If putting his chiropractor ...
... into a new Mercedes isn't one of Gordies goals, I'd suggest he wear a training bra, then he'd only have D cups. :-)
"All the world really is a stage, darlings, so strut your stuff, have fun, and give the public a good show!" Miss Jezzi Belle at the end of each show
BE a lady!
Jut wear something that isn't
Jut wear something that isn't sized by cup size...
The Legendary Lost Ninja
But what if it's One-Size-Fits-All ?
If he/she makes the mistake of wearing a one-size-fits-all top; does the limit of stretch in the fabric define the size his become four sizes larger than, or will the magic assume a top big enough to fit ALL the women in the world at once. In the latter case we're all doomed, death by exponential breast expansion.
Flopsy, Mopsy, Um, if the curse is a complete one, I suspect the only "Peter" he/she'll see is on a man. The story is Peter Cottontail, where's the "tail?"
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Beatrix Potter
The story is "The Tale of Peter Rabbit." Cottontail was the name of Peter's other sister.
"Peter Cottontail" is a song about the Easter Bunny.
Skanky
Gordy seems rather cheap, not to say slutty, to me. I know I drew her like that on purpose but it startled me when I saw her again. LOL. Usually I work real hard on drawing pretty girls.
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Poor Erin...
... it must be that sinus headache causing your vision to randomly blur. Your vision was fine several days ago when you drew the picture for SLC 7 (Thanks again), but it was blurry when you drew for yourself. She looked good while you were drawing her but not after you posted her.
Maybe it has to do with some unknown Stretching in the Soft-Wear, giggle giggle
Penny
TG Math?
Logic chopping here: If he is cursed to always having breasts four cup sizes larger than his bra size, then why doesn't he not wear a bra at all? 4 x 0 = 0 In other words, he'd have no breasts at all!
Karen J.
>^..^<
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.” - Turkish Proverb
Logically, Captain ...
Hehe, sorry Karen, but wearing no bra is not trying one on, and there is nothing to suggest that they shrink when a bra is removed. Therefore, logically speaking, one can assume the breasts would remain at four times larger than the last bra that was tried on. The training bra would seem to be the best bet, but finding a training bra that could possibly fit her now would be problematic I think.
I can only imagine that Mr. Spock would, after studying this problem carefully, merely say, 'Fascinating...'
Sincerely,
Scott
Bree
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy
http://genomorph.tglibrary.com/ (Currently broken)
http://bree-ramsey314.livejournal.com/
Twitter: @genomorph
The solution is obvious ...
He can bribe a manufacturer to create a flat bra with a cup size of zero, and wear that to reduce the breasts to a flat chest -- or at least a manageable size. *smile* The trouble with basing a curse on a man-made measurement is that it's childishly simple for humans to change the value of the variable, and hence invalidate the curse.
Logically, there is nothing to suggest the breasts remain enlarged either. Clearly, the curse states that they will "always be four times larger than ANY bra he tries on." Whether the bra is larger or smaller than the previous bra is irrelevent. So if he wore a bra with a size of zero, it would reduce his breasts to zero (4x0=0).
And of course, once our hero(ine) is flat chested, she'll never try on another bra again! Thus defeating the curse completely! *grins*
As Hannibal Smith used to say, "I love it when a plan comes together!"
Randalynn
Second person
Second person to think the curse said "times", It doesn't, it's arithmetic not geometric. :)
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Diabolical, absolutely diabolical....
Oooh I see now, it is cup size not multplied. So even if our hapless heroine took Randalynn's route she would still have D cups, and be doubly cursed to never have a bra that fit right. It is such a wickedly nefarious curse ... I like it!
Sincerely,
Scott
Bree
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy
http://genomorph.tglibrary.com/ (Currently broken)
http://bree-ramsey314.livejournal.com/
Twitter: @genomorph
Very well, then ...
... since a formulaic solution is incorrect, we turn to spacial geometry. What about having a bra manufacturer create a series of custom bras with inverted cups? *grins* Would that do the trick? Wearing a bra with a negative cup size would be very uncomfortable at first, but might allow Gordie to eventually find a balance that would leave him flat-chested.
I'm a "never say die" kind of girl -- it's as much a riddle as a curse, and my interest is peaked. *smile*
Randalynn
Yes, but...
Interestingly enough, once you get into the Uber cup sizes, three sizes too small just makes em pooch out of the top of your bra. Might not be as comfortable as if it were a perfect fit, but the percentage of over-fill in a B cup trying to hold D cup boobies, isn't quite as bad as a W cup, trying to hold XX boobies.
Each additional letter size, represents 1 inch of circumference increase as in J to JJ or JJ to K. (Once you get past C cups.)
Therefore, say a 32 B cup having a differential of 7 inches between the lower ribcage circumference and the breast circumference, with a 32 D there is a ten inch difference ergo we have: 42.9% increase om boobage.
However in the case of say a 32 W Cup to a 32 XX cup we have: 7.3% increase in boobage. Therefore less of an inconvenience... well as far as your garments go at least. :D
Who says that blondes can't do math?
Wholeman
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
Curse?
That's a curse? Please, please, curse me... pretty please with sugar and milk on top?
I have one of Chelsea Charms's bras that would be perfect for the job...
:D
Wholeman
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
The Mind Boggles
So, I assume you're hoping he'll rush out to the nearest Army/Navy surplus store and see if they can made two parachutes into a bra?
Same on you Wholeman. I'm mean shame on you.
Ghod I miss Peapod, but Nerons for Girls was good.
Get well Erin, and I promise I will submit Timeout, though that might finish you off.
Best wishes,
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa