"Ancient temples? Ancient pimples!" he said.
Can you really get tenure for something like this?
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raiders of the lost manhood
I walk the path of dreams looking for what is true.
Steve "Indy Anna" Jones found out that there are some temples that you should never explore if you want to keep your manhood. One of them is the Gates of Janus.
More Puns
Indy Anna Jones,
oh the pain!
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Idaho Johnson
Her name is "I'd a Johnson," but her friends call her "Ho"
Actual Dialogue
Art mimicking art? The following is actual dialogue from the "Temple of Doom."
Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... .
{looks down}
Indiana Jones: My misunderstanding.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Discognizant spagotomy
To sever the thread of one's misunderstanding might be an admirable task. :)
I may have remembered that conversation but I'm not sure; it's an obvious joke in any case. :)
There's been two stories and two poems since the last cartoon but I think I'll wait til Tuesday to post another one.
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Raiders of the Lost Testes
Dr. Ho, I'm sure it translates, "The curse can only be broken by vast infusions of sperm."
"But you've been trying for six months now! I lost count of all the men you've been sending to me after the first two days," I replied, though still horny, even now.
"Don't you fret Dr. Ho, we have plenty of volunteers to help cure you of this terrible curse."
"I don't know... I don't think it's working. I seem to be becoming even more feminine every day and I think I'm beginning to like it..."
The evil Dr. Sheila Deville thought to herself, 'Perfect, just another three months and Dr. Ho will be hardly more than boobs and an insatiable libido!'
Wholeman
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.