Worst Pirate Story Ever

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Well, it's supposed to be silly

”I’m sorry officer. Sometimes little Pablo wakes up early in the morning and then he’s like a zombie and doesn’t really know what he does. For example he often thinks he’s his twin sister Teresa and dress in her clothes. I assure your that he had no intention to commit any crime and I think he doesn’t even know that he copied all those films about spiders and distributed them to his friends.”

”So you admit that your nine year old son is a Zombie niña spider pirate?”

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All bow before the King of

All bow before the King of Puns and clever wordplay!

Bru, you earned that title so wear it with pride!

I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime

Thank you for the title!

Now I just have to find a bunch of lions to wear it with.

GAAAAHHHH!!!!

joannebarbarella's picture

Nuff said!

Booooooo

NoraAdrienne's picture

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you're the pun-king does

If you're the pun-king does that mean we're
all being punked