UNETHICAL?

I know it’s supposed to be unethical to pry in your boyfriend’s telephone. Well, call me unethical but I just had to know so I think I was justified. My relationship with Peter had been great until a month ago. Then something happened. Peter never said anything but he has grown less and less attentive ever since we went away on the weekend break. The one where my mother insisted that we take my bratty little brother along as a “chaperone”. I admit that Mom might have had a point there but could she not have come up with something else than my pesky little brother? So what if he and Peter got along very well, who wants their little brother along on a romantic weekend with their boyfriend?

Anyway, Peter’s change in demeanor fully justified me in checking his telephone I mean when someone who regularly buys you flowers and other present and then just stops. When someone who can’t wait to find a private spot to make out blithely ignore even the most obvious opportunities. When someone who (oh, well, let’s not get into that) … What was I to think?

I started to suspect that he was cheating on me. That’s why I was fully within my rights to check his telephone. Checking potentially unfaithful boyfriends’ telephones are clearly within the dating rules. So I did. I was appalled by what I found. I had expected Peter to be unfaithful but the deceit, the betrayal. They couldn’t have hurt me any worse. They? Yes, THEY!!!

My little brother Bobby has no shame at all. Betraying me with my boyfriend! How could he! Well, I suppose the way he is dressed says it all. That boy has no shame at all. Just a look at he way he is dressed! And those breast! He sure didn’t have those this morning. Mine are the real thing! Bobby, or is it Bobbie, will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Why am I surprised? He’s always been like that. The one that really disappointed me is Peter. I thought I could trust HIM. And then he cheats on me – with my little BROTHER!

- DONALD! please hurry up! We are all waiting for you. Even your little brother is already in the car.
- Coming Mother.