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Worst Pirate Story Ever

Author: 

  • Bru

Audience Rating: 

  • General Audience (pg)

Contests: 

  • 2016-09 Zombie/Ninja/Pirate/Spider September Challenge

Publication: 

  • Drabble ~ 100 words

Genre: 

  • Comedy

Character Age: 

  • Child

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)

Well, it's supposed to be silly

”I’m sorry officer. Sometimes little Pablo wakes up early in the morning and then he’s like a zombie and doesn’t really know what he does. For example he often thinks he’s his twin sister Teresa and dress in her clothes. I assure your that he had no intention to commit any crime and I think he doesn’t even know that he copied all those films about spiders and distributed them to his friends.”

”So you admit that your nine year old son is a Zombie niña spider pirate?”


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