Worst Pirate Story Ever

Well, it's supposed to be silly

”I’m sorry officer. Sometimes little Pablo wakes up early in the morning and then he’s like a zombie and doesn’t really know what he does. For example he often thinks he’s his twin sister Teresa and dress in her clothes. I assure your that he had no intention to commit any crime and I think he doesn’t even know that he copied all those films about spiders and distributed them to his friends.”

”So you admit that your nine year old son is a Zombie niña spider pirate?”



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