My second big mistake was going to school in a skirt the first day after coming back from hospital with a broken bone. It was stupid but it was so much easier a way to deal with the cast.
Of course my first big mistake was to break my leg. I’d have liked to say that I was a victim of unfortunate circumstances or I that I had done something heroic. The simple truth was that I had tried to do something really stupid. I failed. It hurt.
It hurt almost as much as missing Mid-term Week. No, we don’t have a week off at my high school but Mid-term Week is awesome! Teachers take it easy and try to stress whatever is fun in their subjects. Except Miss Grey of course. I’m not sure she has grasped the concept of “fun”. Apart from that there are the student council elections (a few years ago the powers that be decided that seniors should concentrate on their final exams so student councils were elected from spring to spring) and referenda. The same powers had the idea that the student body should participate as much as possible. However, most of the issues coming up for vote were quite silly. What I really regretted missing was the big school dance and all the spontaneous mini-parties. Now I had spent the week in bed playing games and watching dance videos. Please don’t tell anyone! In my school a junior boy is not supposed to be interested in dancing. I’ve never taken any classes. I’ve always been too embarrassed to bring it up with my parents. I’m not a bad gymnast though. Of course if I had come back to school during Mid-term Week nobody would have given a *** about me wearing a skirt.
Now they did. If I had thought about it I should have realized that I’d get lots of grief. I didn’t.
Most of my fellow students were really nice to me. I wasn’t used to that. Oh, I’m not the usual bullying victim or anything like that. It’s more like I’m invisible. I don’t excel in academics. I’m not part of the popular crowd. I’m not one of those boys mothers warn their children about. I’m certainly not a jock despite being a second string gymnast. If anything I’m “petite”. Not handsome but some girls call me cute. I have some friends. One of them is in the football team and most likely to be the Quarter Back next year. Mike and I used to play together when we were younger but when he became a big sport’s star and popular we started to drift apart. The nice part was that he never disavowed me. He always remained friendly and protective. Sometimes I caught him looking at me in a funny way that I couldn’t really figure out. No matter, he was there waiting for me that first morning back to school. He helped me around. At first I thought it was only because he was around that the others were nice to me. Then during the first break when I was going to another class-room Mary B. slammed me into a locker. This was totally unexpected. Mary B (B for bitch) was the leader of the popular girls. Extremely conceited, extremely popular, extremely powerful, extremely bitchy. So far I had been beneath her notice. Now she slammed me into a locker? Even more strange; the other students took my side, helped me up and told her off. Some of them I remembered as usually seeing in her entourage. Pete, a really nice but very shy boy, despite being the outstanding athlete in school (sprinter at state championship level) helped getting me to class. When he left me there he gave me a shy smile and left.
The rest of the day I noticed some definite changes in school politics. Something must have happened while I was away. Not only had Mary B. lost her power. Apparently she had broken up with her very socially conservative boy-friend as well. If I had thought things through before coming to school in a skirt I’d had expected him to be one of the people to attack me. Now that crowd was invisible. On the other hand my friend Mike had somehow been elected student council president. I knew he was popular but I hadn’t expected that. Well, that meant he had lots of things to do so while he tried to spend as much time as possible with me, almost in a touchy feely way, I still had to fend for myself most of the time. Not that I was alone. There seemed to be no end of people that wanted to befriend me and Pete was always there for me whenever I needed help.
Obviously I was excused from PE. I had expected to sit in the library catching up. No such luck. A couple of cheer-leaders grabbed me and brought me to their practice. It was fun! Their enthusiasm was contagious. They were friendly. With my gymnastics back-ground (and all those dancing videos I watch) I could come up with some ideas. Even though I was limited in what I could do myself I found that I could get my ideas across and to the surprise of all of us it turned out that I had a gift for coaching. As I said it was fun! Until the end of practice when they started to drag me into the girls’ locker room saying that there is no one else around except us girls. Fortunately the school secretary came and asked me to come to and see the Principal.
My conversation with the Principal did not start well.
Principal: Now that you are a girl we need to make a slight change in your schedule. When you get well you can join the girls’ aerobics class …
Me: What?! I’m not a girl!
Principal, confused: Mike said … you wearing a skirt … always kind of girly …
After about five minutes of complete mutual incomprehension we finally came to the conclusion that we, well, actually really I, was the victim of a hoax perpetuated by Mike.
One of the referenda in Mid-term Week had been whether I was to be recognized as a girl. Mike had told the Principal and everyone else that I was transgendered and wanted to use the referendum to be accepted as a girl as a short-cut. The Principal had had no objections. He had got the impression that Mike was acting on my behalf. Mike had organized quite the campaign. He had had some significant help from some other popular students. The Principal had been surprised to see how engaged Pete had become but the crucial one had been Mary B. If I understood the Principal correctly Mary B. had done it more as a joke. Turn the pretty little no-account boy into a girl. Well, it had cost her her boyfriend. The result was Girl: 89%, Boy: 6%, Blank votes: 5%. This meant that that as far as the school was concerned I was now a girl. Then I had been elected Junior Prom Queen.
That was why Mary B. hated me. I, the “ex-boy”, had beaten her. The Principal showed me the numbers. In any but a straight yes/no vote the school used a Single Transferable Vote system. The first choice votes had been
Mary B. 41%
Amy (that’s me the Principal told me): 29%
Lucy Cooper: 18%
Greta Schroeder: 12%
Final result:
Amy: 57%
Mary B. 43%
It was quite obvious what had happened. I hadn’t really won. I had just become the natural focus for the Anti-Mary vote. Mike and Pete had been very active in this vote as well though the Principal thought they acted independently. Mike had obviously used me as a pawn to take down Mary B. He had been elected Junior Prom King and as a result of how badly Mary B. had reacted to losing to me he had easily won the student council election.
The Principal realized the situation this put me in. Or rather the situation he had managed to put himself in. After some consideration he thought the easiest way out was for me to remain a girl for the rest of the semester and come back Senior year as a boy. Academically there was no change. The Principal also let slip that he believed that Mike really was in love with me. WHAT?!!
Me: What about PE? You just moved me to the girls’ aerobics class. I can’t change with the girls, can I? And rest rooms?
Principal: I see no problem with that.
Me: Even if the “Will of the People” is that I’m a girl I’m still a boy, a teen-age boy. I like girls. I will get a reaction to seeing them naked.
Principal: What’s the problem? So does Lucy Cooper. And if you want to I can put you in another PE group. One with less pretty girls than the aerobics class.
OK, the Principal had a point there. Lucy was blatantly lesbian. No hiding there. At the same time she was funny and always nice about it and the rest of the girls had no problem with her. Having said that, she sure ogled pretty girls. No way I could be worse than her!
Come to think about it wouldn’t be too bad to be with the pretty girls in the aerobics class. People liked me as a girl. I was popular for the first time ever in High School …
Then the girls’ coach came in and gave the Principal a note. Smiled at me and left.
Principal: Sorry, I can’t put you in the aerobics class.
Bummer! What did the note say?
Principal: You have been drafted to the Cheerleading squad and as they say that’s an offer that you can’t refuse. Until you get better and can participate yourself you are as of today their auxiliary coach.
A cheerleader? Junior Prom Queen? One of the popular girls?
Who am I to question the Will of the People?
I was feeling conflicted about Mike. He was in love with me? He had made me popular! He’d done all this without asking me. Effectively tricking me into becoming his girlfriend.
I was grateful!
I was absolutely, totally furious!
I decided that I’d go to the Junior Prom as the Queen. I’d dance the obligatory dance with the Junior Prom King. I’d devote myself to my date.
I had no doubt I’d get Pete to ask me to the Prom. He’s nice. He’s kind. And …. He’s a HUNK!
Comments
"He’s nice. He’s kind. And …. He’s a HUNK!"
oh my, I think you made me hurt myself laughing ...
In the interest of public safety
Maybe I should strive to be more boring?
Bru
what confusion, poor guy
Okay, I was buying it, until the closing line, ".......................He's a HUNK!"
Oops, Sorry I blew it :)
Oops, Sorry I blew it :)
Bru
Another fun story.
Thank you very much Bru. Enjoyed it.
Senior year?
If that last line indicates anything.... Amy may be attending Senior Year instead of switching back.
I like girls, I get a
I like girls, I get a reaction looking at them
What's the problem so does Lucy Cooper
I honestly thought I was going to fall out of my chair. That one was so funny. You did really good with this one. Oh by the way, send over your driver in the morning. Being mad at you is expensive between taking the bus and then the train to get to work.
Hugs Bru,
Life is a gift. Treasure it until it's time to return it.
always,
Barb
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
I believe they call that...
I like girls, I get a reaction looking at them.
What's the problem so does Lucy Cooper.
I believe they call that "Refuge in Audacity" -- at TVtropes, that is.
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
Hope you don't mind using the Zil-4105?
The RR is in for repair. Plenty of caviar in the Zil though.
Safe journey
Bru
Cute :)
There are a lot of questions left open in terms of motivations and the like, but I enjoyed the story; it fit just the kind of fun, easygoing style I tend to prefer.
Melanie E.
Well, I'm told that sometimes I'm "economical" with information
However, I yam what I yam.
I prefer to see myself as providing a complement to the longer stories where motivation and character development are given prominence. I sort of look at my stories as "candy floss". Sweet and satisfying for the moment but without any real substance but what would a visit to the fun fair be without it?
The Timing...
So this time, you trip us up with your usual twist in the middle of the story, instead of the end.
I'm a bit confused about who caused what, when, and where. Now, of course, when "Amy" (I somehow missed his name) returns to school in a cast and a dress, and exhibits a surprise talent at coaching cheerleading, he might be treated as a girl. But for some reason, the referendum in which "Amy" was voted a girl, and voted Junior Prom Queen, occurred before he returned to school.
Maybe I should reread the story.
I always squee upon seeing a new Bru story. Nice one!
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
With Bru one can never tell
With your comment Amy had won, I thought SHE had slipped one by me...., Again! But as I went back and looked at the evidence that was all in the preliminary ballots. I guess in this school the first round of voting doesn't count?
So then I look at the title wondering if that could be it?
vox populi
A Latin phrase meaning voice of the people, used to mean public opinion.
Now she's using a dead language no one speaks any more? And where does he come up with this? I don't always wonder about the girl. Sometimes I'm sure. Just between you and me, he's not one of us.
Have fun with life, it's too short to take seriously
always
Barb
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
Tou ni turri Pallaipsitwei twaisei tawischas buttan
Following this commandment I'll stick to the truth.
STV is a voting system used in some countries that in theory eliminates the problem of "wasted votes" and allows smaller parties at least a chance . This school uses this.
Latin is the official language of a country that I used to take an evening walk around one summer some years ago. However, the language in the Subject line is thoroughly dead (I don't count the attempts at reconstruction).
Have fun
Bru
Instant Runoff Voting
Some places, such as Cambridge, MA, use instant runoff voting, where the voter can vote for several candidates, ranking them in order of preference. As soon as his preferred candidate gets knocked out, his vote goes to his next candidate -- and his next if that one also gets knocked out. That happens until someone gets a majority of the vote, winning.
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
Timeline
Unless I've completely confused myself the timeline is as follows:
Undefined time before story - Mike falls in love with Narrator
Narrator breaks leg
Mike initiates referendum on "Amy"
Election to Junior Prom King and Queen
Election to Student Council
Narrator returns to school wearing skirt (for ease of dressing due to the cast) but unaware of earlier events (at least that's what Amy told me) thus "confirming" what Mike had told everyone. I have a suspiscion that Mike was the one suggesting the skirt in the first Place. He's devious.
Deviosity
I suspect that Mike would be devious enough not to suggest the skirt outright, but perhaps mention to someone else that skirts make living with a cast easier.
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
Good one but...
... but I somehow missed that Bru-ish glint. Events developed gradually and... and logically up to the ending word 'hunk' while when Pete was mentioned the first time there was a sigh hidden between lines.
Hoo, what, when, wear, how?
How did he get out of his house without his parents seeing him whereing a skirt? Hoo's idea was the skirt, most slit the pants leg of the jeans they wear? What was he doing that resulted in getting his leg broken?
When he broke his leg did Mike see an opportunity to put him in a skirt and get him designated as a girl at school?
And because Lucy was attracted to girls and the other girls had no problem with her in the locker room, they wouldn't have a problem with him in the girls locker room because he had been designated as a girl?
So if other boys were designated as girls then they too could use the girls locker room? Then designate all boys as girls so the expense of having two locker rooms can be eliminated.
Others have feelings too.
You got most of the interrogative pronouns there, well kind of
As mentioned earlier Mike most likely had something do with "Amy" deciding to wear a skirt to school. The (clueless?) parents knew about Amy's decision.
Since this a family site (well, mostly) I will not tell you what the narrator did to break his leg. Suffice to say that it was really really stupid. - Actually I have no idea, I haven't come up with an idea that is stupid enough :)
Remember that the designation of Amy as a girl was as a result of how the student body regarded her. I seriously doubt that either Mike och Pete would get anywhere close to 89% to 6% (and 5% don't know). Besides, unisex locker rooms are not unheard of, I have experienced at least two cases myself.
And now for something completely different: Your list of interrogative pronouns has given me an idea for a story, well the seed to one anyway. A story about a high school called Ho Hi. It probably will involve lot's of birds and possibly mining involving short people. Now I just have to come up with some actual content for the story.
Bru
Was it written?
I reread this story, when it appeared as a Random Solo.
So did you write the story about "Ho Hi"? Did it involve birds, mining, and shorties? Or was it about a Charter School specializing in training hos?
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)
Not yet
I said I'd have to come with some content first (Ho's on first) and no such idea has struck me so far. I was deliberately ambiguous with the word "birds" though.
Thought of Something
I did think of something for "Ho Hi" or "Ho High", but I'll have to flesh it out -- not the right choice of words. I'll have to choose the appropriate words that fit.
Hu's on first, Watt's on second, and Ida Ngo's on third.
-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)