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A confession

This is a small confession from a guy. He trusted me because of my unusual sexual orientation, as a sfenist. I decided to post here his confession because it can help other people experiencing similar feelings regarding crossing strict rules. I will use for him a fictional name, Ivan.

This is what he said:

You Are a Meany Chapter 9

Most of the time there was no other place in the world where Tom Downey would rather be than the Lincoln Park Bike Park. Going there was special because the bike park was only open weather permitting. His parents would only take him there once a month during the school year and twice in the summer. The trip to the bike park not being common, made everything about the place even more special. To Tom, the expert level BMX course was the best in the world. The bike trail must be the longest and widest Tom had ever seen. Even the wooden picnic benches were comfortable.

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Stone

Chapter 42 – The School

The next morning Stone woke up and remembered to go to the other house to use the boy’s bathroom. If nothing else, this morning rush would encourage him to get a new school built. His breakfast was ready for him when he got back to the kitchen, and he ate it slowly, watching the kitchen staff doling out oatmeal to the morning students.

Castle The Series - 0076 A Good Trip, Nursing, Aaron, Council

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MID-AFTERNOON THE RETURN OF THE HORSES

“My gratitude, Leech. Yes, a good trip. My regards to Gale.”

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LATE AFTERNOON HONESTY AND BELLA

“The herbs are working, she’s nursing, Peter.”

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LATE AFTERNOON TILL EVE THE HERMIT AND HIS FAMILY

Torrent expressed gratitude to Peace and winked at Anvil who shrugged and said, “Girls learn it at the breast I’m sure.”

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PRODUCTS OF OUR TIMES

“Aaron never was easy to understand,” said Yew, and then he added, “May hap none of us are.”
Many of the Council looked at Yew quizzically at that and Thomas asked, “You thinking of becoming a hermit, Yew?” At that the entire Council laught. Other than Will, a less appropriate candidate than Yew to take Aaron’s place was difficult to envisage.

Invasion

You are bigots, not just your people, but all of the alliance’s peoples, no better than the invaders. Many of our spiritual leaders are mentally of one sex living in the body of the other, and over the centuries you have burnt many of them alive. To this day it is an offence under your law for them to even exist.

Castle The Series - 0075 Kathleen, Love Trees, Beatrix, Aaron

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MID-FORENOON KATHLEEN (45) AND RAYMOND (52)

“He’s just what I wanted, Mum, a dad, not an older brother trying to be a dad.”

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MID-FORENOON THE SPEEDING OF HAZEL

The Folk had no religion. They had The Way, which was a social philosophy not a religion.

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MIDDAY BEATRIX (43 nc), JACKDAW (35) AND THE BOYS

Beatrix put her arms berount him and said, “I know, Fergal. I understand. My life wasn’t good before I came here. I wanted children, but I couldn’t have any. Social Services said I was too old to adopt. But now I have all of you to take care of, all of you have us and a family, and the social workers can go and fu— Well, never you mind what they can go and do to themselves.”

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EARLY AFTERNOON AARON AND THE PREGNANT WOMEN

The women considered Aaron’s offer, and finally Zoë asked, “Why would you and your family do this for us?”
“Because that’s the Way of it, and none wishes you and your unbirtht to die,” replied Aaron.

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AFTERNOON THE MEETING OF THE GROWERS CRAFT

“Over a third of the Folk have some connection to our craft.”

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LATE AFTERNOON MOVING THEM AWAY FROM THE KEEP

“Don’t make work for the healers. If you need to use a knife you use it to kill. Is that understandt?”

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BEFORE DINNER THE COUNCIL

“Gudrun was so pleast at taking a bottle off Will she rubt salt into his wounds by giving the stallion to Chris, since he was the only one who had been able to do aught with it she sayt it was in the interests of the Folk that she so doet. Xera says she already has the craftings of a song of it, and Will is still smarting a bit.”

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EVE STACEY (19) AND JUNIPER (21)

His mother knew he wished her to wife and was relieved to find he hadn’t been disappointed.

Paralyzed

Paralyzed
A Short Story
By Maryanne Peters

She turns off the television. Bitch.

“Your daughter and her fiance are here to see you, Mr Rixon.”

God, no. And why does she have to talk to me like this, that Nurse Kelly. She even says the words “Mr Rixon” as if I am a small child, not a full grown man lying inert and useless on this bed.

And now I must go through it all again. My nightmare. The loss of my son.

“Hello Daddy, how are we feeling today?”

The Temp

“Hold on a moment Tommy and Ellen, Mummy needs to take this call.”

I was almost outside the school where my five-year old was a pupil. As was normal, I was taking my son Tommy and my friends daughter Ellen to school.

I answered the phone.

“Hello Sam. What can I do for you this fine morning?”

“Hillman Chemicals? Yes, I know it. What is the job?”

“Editing lab reports? Yeah, I can do that. Do they have my CV?”

Castle The Series - 0072 Ivy, Lucinda, Iola, The Pregnant

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FORENOON IVY’S CHILDREN

Ivy said, “A big bosom helps,” and looking at her own she continued, “it sells more beer,” she explained kindly.

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MID-AFTERNOON AND DINNER LUCINDA (15)

Lucinda was reverting to the behaviour of a much younger child of ten or so Castle years.

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AFTERNOON IOLA (13) HAS SPAECH WITH MILLIGAN

Iola was settled by Milligan’s urbane manner, which unsettled most Folk, and telt him, “My name is Iola, and I am thirteen. I should like to learn to cook. I want to be an apprentice.”

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AFTERNOON BILLIE (18), JO (18) AND STACEY (19)

A hurried and chaste kiss followed. Juniper telt her, “I’ll be back after my duty.”

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Chapter 41 – Waiting

Stone woke early the next morning, hearing a buzz of noise from outside the house. Looking out the window, he saw that the street was clogged with people. There was a steady stream of children in front of the new house, standing in a queue and slowly coming into that house to get a bowl of oatmeal. Stone went to the washroom, and opening the door, heard squeals of outrage from the three young girls inside.

choosing

Thirty-six barking dogs make an incredible amount of noise. Even eliminating the nine puppies leaves me with too many dogs to look at fairly in one session. I’m beginning to think this plan may be harder than I thought. O. K., eliminate the two very old dogs. I need pets that will live a number of more years. Just look at dog sized dogs. Pekes and miniature poodles are for old ladies. That gets it down to nineteen dogs. After two and a half hours of playing fetch, scratching bellies and a bit of testing for previous training I have six dogs to see again tomorrow.

Castle The Series - 0071 Quartet, Retribution, Polecats, Gift

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VERY EARLY FORENOON REBECCA (66) AND THE QUARTET

“I stand correctet, we are a quartet. We are not two couples we are a marital coöperative.”

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EARLY FORENOON GIMLET AND LEECH

Leech twisted the knife to split the remaining skull bone, and the arrow was free.

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EARLY FORENOON NOT ONE IN TEN EXTRA POLECATS

The stallion screamed with rage, reared, turned and taekt the fence on the other side of the paddock flying.

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FORENOON SNIP

Brock put the kitten on the floor in front of Gift, who immediately lay on the floor on her stomach eye to eye with her and said, “Snip. Gift’s Snip. My Snip.”

Tabitha's Tale 03 - Happy Days

What an amazing dream, I thought as consciousness returned to me. In that moment I was certain that I had arrived in Boston and somehow made it to my assigned dorm without remembering it. Running on too much coffee and not enough food could do that.

As soon as I had the cash, I'd have to get better sheets, the dorm supplied ones It felt like crap, so threadbare and rough, it was like sleeping in a pile of straw. At least it was warm. I rolled over and stretched out into a star shape.

Diversity

Diversity
A Short Story
By Maryanne Peters

“You have to be either gay or black to get ahead in this organization.” Luther drank deeply from his tall glass of beer. “I’m black, so you lose.”

I could only shake my head, but in agreement. But we were here to celebrate his elevation to a named manager on one of the key funds established by our employer. That meant not only the status but a share of the return based management fee.

Pretty

Pretty
A Short Story
Possibly inspired by an old movie
By Maryanne Peters

The voice on the other end of the phone surprised him. It was not at all masculine. Had he not been calling a man, he would have thought that he was talking to a woman.

“Is that Eve?” he asked.

“It is I,” she said playfully. “Eve. The first of women. At your service.” He liked her already. She would be perfect.

“Would you be available for a longer-term hire?” he asked. “Maybe starting this afternoon and finishing around 1:00 in the morning?”

Castle The Series - 0070 Lillian, Modesty, Vivienne, Ivy, Lilac

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LILLIAN (48) AND TUSSOCK (43)

His music was a reflection of the dubhachas that afflicted all her ethnic group from time to time which could be viciously self destructive to expatriates.

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MODESTY 42 AND THYME (45)

She had lived in four different communes since the age of eighteen.

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VIVIENNE (43) AND MINYET (45)

She was a plain and solidly built woman of generous bosom and even more substantial hips who had only ever admitted to herself it hurt to not be able to attract a man for anything other than a one night stand.

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EVE IVY AND HER RACONTEUR

Neither of us are young any longer, and I’m not a brood mare in her heatth seeking a stallion at stud.”

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LATE EVE JASMINE, LILAC, ASH AND BEECH

“That answers everything I think. I only have one question. Whom may I share a bed with at your mum’s?”

You Are a Meany Chapter 8

Summer was the best time of the year for kids, and even with the added stress, for parents having the extra time to be with the kids was a mixed blessing. The kids having time to just be kids added to the parents’ responsibilities. Not one loving parent would complain about the increased difficulty in juggling work-life balance. At the same time, they did know the extra part in their life would add strain to their daily routine.

The Making of Clan McTavist

‘McTavist: The Making of a Community’, by Lewis McDonald and Lucia McTavist, with added personal details by the authoress: a synopsis.
The authorship of this work is not quite what it appears, but my editor insisted the book be presented thus. In explanation, I was named Lewis McDonald at birth, became Lucia McDonald before I was two and became a McTavist in my early teens. McTavist is my married name too because I married James McTavist. My editor says she is going to use this as promotional material. I didn’t think it to be that interesting.

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LATE AFTERNOON 2ND QDAY HONESTY (32) AND PETER (41), BELLA (1l)

Both had expressed their hope Honesty was pregnant. “But to make sure,” Honesty telt Peter with mock anxiety, “it may be a good idea to try regularly.”

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EARLY EVE TO BEDTIME JUDITH AND STORM, MATILDA (65) EVAN (68)

“You don’t have to be in love to make love, but if you are it is infinitely better.”

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EVE JASMINE, LILAC, ASH AND BEECH SING - MINT

“We are just folk, Kevin, and your parents now."

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GLORIA 28 AND PEREGRINE (28)

Gloria wished to enjoy a man thiseve and Peregrine was available. If, as she expected, Peregrine asked her to marry him she would accept.

Makeover of a Lifetime

Makeover of a Lifetime

Dave’s ‘Femme Makeover of a Lifetime’ had been arranged and paid for months in advance. All Dave had to do was show up, lay still and let the makeover crew do their job. No effort required. What’s not to like?

The advertisement on Dave’s favorite crossdressing website had read:”Femme Makeover of a Lifetime; the ultimate, once in a life time, femme fantasy experience. No surgeries performed, no tattoos given, no obscenities permitted. Extra services available at an additional cost. No checks.” That seemed reasonable.

A step too far?

{This is one from the archives. This one originally dates from 2009 and was finished in 2018 after several previous attempts that got nowhere}

It was the height of the morning rush hour and the crowds of commuters were on their way to work.

Pierre Clement was one of the commuters who in their tens of thousands made their way from Waterloo to their place of work five mornings a week, week in, week out, year in, year out. Most of the time, he was just another face in the throng of people using the station.

Pierre had been living in London for more than ten years and ran a Wine Importers that was based on the western edge of the ‘Square Mile’. He waited patiently for the No 243 bus to take him to his stop on Theobalds Rd. He was not in a good mood that morning as another passenger on the 07:45 from Guildford had spilt their coffee when the train stopped at Effingham Junction with an unexpected jolt. Quite a lot of it ended up on the previously immaculately pressed trousers of his business suit. Several other passengers did a good bit of ‘effing’ of their own.

Castle The Series - 0068 Pansy, Lyre, Lunelight, Lilac

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AFTERNOON THE GATHER CRYSTAL (15 nc) AND GODWIT (18)

It had been a while since she’d sex, and she decided she quite liekt the idea of going to bed with Godwit.

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AFTERNOON & EVE 2nd QUARTERDAY LYRE (26) AND GEORGE (58)

“Ask him to see you in the eve, it’s easier for a woman to do some serious convincing at that time of day.”

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LATE AFTERNOON LUNELIGHT (42) AND DOUGLAS (52), DAMSON (9l)

“Don’t worry, Lunelight, he knows where your breasts are and what to do with them.”

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LATE AFTERNOON SECOND QUARTERDAY LILAC

The children enabled her to feel she had taken yet one more step on the road Joe had laid down for her.

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AFTERNOON THE GATHER WARBLER (12) AND JED (11)

She accepted if she wisht to be heartfrienden with Jed, which she did, for not only was he shy he was unassuming, kind and quiet and not at all like the other boys she knew who were available, as a result of the situation a bit more forwardth and openth than would normally have been considered seemly in a girl were called for.

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES OF ADOPTION OF CHILDREN

With Will involved that was tantamount to saying what any had to say would be heard and ignored.

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES MINT (22) AND KEVIN (23)

Many wondered if Yew knew his daughter had agreement with the tall nervous looking young thatcher.

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AFTERNOON PRE-AGREED APPEARANCES JOINING THE CLANS

“I am Durance and I represent what remains of our clan of sheepherds for we suffert grievous sore from the fevers and have loes all our surviving elders since.”

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AFTERNOON SECOND QUARTERDAY CYNTHIA (27) AND MERLE (32)

“My craft will be the mapping of Castle. I like dogs, and your way of life would suit me and my craft, Merle.”

It's Rasufelle's fault

Rasufelle and I played a story game where we each took turns adding a sentence to a story. This was the result:

Aaron glared at the situation before him, using every ounce of willpower he had to try and force it to change while knowing that it was a lost cause.

The cheerleader in front of him had a wide grin, but he was sure he could see the evil glint in her eyes.

"You agreed to the terms, so you can either pay up . . . or do the forfeit," she said in a low, menacing voice.

He sighed, knowing paying up was not really an option.

Table Talk

I was a little embarrassed as I approached the table. Karl is new to our school but he’s already found a couple of other guys to sit with. That was just going to make this a little harder. “Hi, can I sit here?"

They all looked up at me but it was pretty clear who I was looking at. He looked kind of surprised but said “yeah, I guess so.” I set my tray down and looked at him before starting my lunch.

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