I’m Anna, a conjoined twin with my sister Anna, but her name is mine spelt backwards. We’re emotionally very close, not all conjoined twins are you know. It comes as a surprise to many, but we know some who don’t even like each other which makes their lives difficult. We’re so close we like to sleep nestled up against each other like a pair of stacking cups. We don’t like the phrase spooning because it seems somehow demeaning, belittling. We’re a pair of very girly girls and enjoy lace and soft fabrics smooth to the touch of soft skin, but a lot of girls are like that. We are very much into lingerie, the skimpier and frillier the better though we do envy what other girls, separates I mean, can have.
Despite our closeness, Anna and I have been looking for bosom buddies for a while now, because though our interests are the same and we are conjoined we are subtly different, and we’d like a close friend each like other girls have. However, friends are not easily acquired by any, least of all those like us, but we live in hope. Unlike many we aren’t too mobile, and we aren’t too strong either which is why we need assistance to help us sit up properly and face forward. Without the help of the thankfully unnoticeable slender metal wiring one of us would fall over taking the other with her. Still we’re cheerful and live in hope that one day we’ll find friends who choose to like us. We’d love to be able to give friends the intellectual support others do at school and at college, but we’re not clever enough though we know we can provide emotional and psychological support because it’s what we do best. Anna says it’s almost as if it were what we were designed to do, but she’s a bit of a mystic if you ask me.
It was a bit of a surprise to us when we met seventeen year old Josephine. We all became close and fond of each other very quickly. Her lack of figure puzzled us to start with, we are both a rather attractive thirty-four full A cup which is enough thank you very much. However Josephine was a very flat chested thirty-four AAA, if that, which for a girl of her age made her self conscious. We felt sorry for her to begin with, but that was before we realised she was trans and the forms she used were purely temporary till she became her real self. Once her medications kicked in it really was quite remarkable how quickly she blossomed. We were a little concerned that she would out grow us as she became a woman and cast us off seeking more grown up friends of her own size and maturity, for we knew we were already at our full size and not going to grow, or get any cleverer. Which if you think about it was an entirely natural, if jealous, reaction on our part.
When Josephine reached her full growth we were pleased that she was the same size as us: a generous thirty-four A, for what should be entirely obvious reasons. A little distressing to Josephine was her newly acquired larger nipples’ tendency to become visibly prominent at the slightest provocation, but that was where we came in and solved all her problems with no effort at all on our part. Our entire aim in life is to depress the emergence of our nipples under any and every condition. Cold, excitement, even arousal, if we can’t keep our nipples firmly under control and out of sight we’d be seen as a total failure by our peers. It’s our entire purpose in life, our raison d’être, like that of every other tee shirt brassière.
Love Anna and Anna sends her love too.
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Anna's and Anna's obstacles
Those poor girls! They really hate it when someone puts them in the dryer.
And though conjoined these adorably lacy sisters and bosom buddies
(dare I say intimates?) do manage to find satisfaction in their job
and keep abreast of things.
We now return to our regular programming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl00248Z48
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Almost too clever!
I had missed the point (!) till I encountered Laika's comment and re-read (correctly this time) the final paragraph.
Mea culpa!
Dave
"bosom buddies"
"Anna" but spelled backwards. Is is pronounced backwards as well? "uh-NAA"?
They want "bosom buddies" -- okay, okay.
Were they the product of a VENN machine? Or perhaps transformed by something from SRU, or some other magic user?
-- Daphne Xu
"Bosom buddies"
The pronunciation is something that didn’t occur to me, because in my neck of the woods Anna is pronounced ANN-A not ANN-UH.
Naturally they want bosom buddies, it’s what every brassière wants, and of course they are all conjoined twins, well all mine are.
As to being the product of a VENN machine or being transformed by something from SRU or by some other magic user, the truth is far more sinister. They were the product of a SEWING machine, and transformed from fabric and polymer mouldings by the magic hands of a far eastern seamstress, an alternative spelling of sorceress, working on a piece rate bonus.
If you wish to know more about them, and see whence the inspiration for this piece originated, you need look no farther than the right hand side of the banner advert for the breast form store at the top of the BCTS home page where the exposure is making them blush.
Regards,
Eolwaen
Eolwaen
At least...
At least they have the sense and the decency to blush. Some lingerie simply have no sense of shame. (No sense either.)
So are you going to write more on this sorceress/seamstress?
-- Daphne Xu
Sorceress/seamstress
I doubt that I'll write more. The banner ad on the BCTS home page changed from breast forms to the current one recently and I recalled that two or three months ago there were a couple of comments about being unable to turn the banner advert off. Whimsically it occurred to me it is indeed an ill wind that blows no one any good, and the story wrote itself in my head in an instant. It seemed too good to waste, so I jotted it down in rough before I forgot it, and posted it the following day.
Regards,
Eolwaen
Eolwaen
Conjoined twins
Shouldn't their name be Bab instead of Anna since they are happy being B's not A's?
Time is the longest distance to your destination.
Bab not Anna
You have a point which hadn't occurred to me. Down the line aways, there are an interesting set of triplets and conjoined twins in Castle The Series. Their names all begin with Z, but I hasten to add it has nothing to do with their physiques.
Regard,
Eolwaen
Eolwaen
How about...
... Dood? Weren't they D-cups, or am I miss-remembering? Who's to say they couldn't have been guys?
-- Daphne Xu
D cups! "Hello boys?"
It took me a while to work out your comment becaue dude is a word I can't remember ever hearing any one use. I've only ever read it. The idea of a brassière being male has to be every girl's dream/nightmare, maybe both simultaneously if she is especially fortunate. I'm certainly not saying where I stand on the matter, but a couple of nice boys giving one's girls their undivided attention does sound pleasant, which could put an interesting spin on Eva Herzigova’s ‘Hello Boys’ ads for Wonderbra. I'll reserve the idea if you don't mind Daphne, you never know there could be the makings of a rather interesting story there. If it happens I shall of course mention who gave me the idea. Thank you.
Regards,
Eolwaen
Eolwaen
I shall be quite flattered if
I shall be quite flattered if you use the idea. Thank you.
-- Daphne Xu
As Promised Daphne Xu
Daphne thank you for the inspiration. ‘Elle and Elle not Kiss and Tell for Big Girls’ is dedicated to you.
Eolwaen