Erin Halfelven

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Taking a day off from seeing sights o sit by the pool and try to update the site, the little day to day stuff that is the equivalent of slopping the hay and pitching the chickens.

I've been told that Florida is hot, well so is the CA desert. The difference is between baking and boiling. At least in CA, it may be cooler in the shade.

It sure is green here tho, but the place I'm staying is infested with toons. Friendly for the most part.

See you Thursday.

Hugs,
Erin

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Vacation

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I'm going on vacation tomorrow, early. I'll be gone for eight days, coming home late on the 14th.

I borrowed the money to finance this but the repayment is baked into my budget for the next six months. This won't cause any extra begging letters. :)

I'll have my laptop and phone with me but I won't be sitting at the computer all day, like I usually do.

Cat will be available for a lot of things, but please don't make her crazy. :)

I'll be here the rest of today and this evening.

Hugs and love to all,
Erin

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Butterscotch 43 (of 48) Barbecue

"Trust me," he said, grinning. "That's not even in the top 2000 of weirdest things on the internet."

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Butterscotch
by Erin Halfelven
43 (of 48) - Barbecue


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Butterscotch 45 (of 48) Mercy - Now on Patreon for Members

We watched the big guy at the gate for another moment or so before Rory suddenly stood up. “That's Armando, he's stalking you!”

I looked up uncertainly. "Rory?" I said.

“Stay put,” he ordered me. “I’m going tell him to lay off!”

Princess Kissy
Butterscotch
45 (of 48) Mercy!
by Erin Halfelven
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Sam and Del -13- This is NOT happening to me!

"Samantha!" Mom snarked at me from down the corridor. "There are more mirrors you can look at this way."

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Sam and Del
13. This is NOT happening to me!
by Erin Halfelven


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Butterscotch -42- Cupcake

“Stop stressing, Cupcake,” Jordan told me. “Hollywood has not forgotten you. As if.”

“Last month I was... just a high school student. Rory’s kind of…a big thing in my life now,” I said.

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Butterscotch
by Erin Halfelven
42. Cupcake


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Pete's Vagina -4- Five Yard Penalty

"Pete" Petersen had what it took to play football— then he woke up one morning and he didn't have it anymore. He had something else. Would they even let him play football--let HER play football?

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Pete's Vagina
by Erin Halfelven
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Sam and Del -12- Shopping is just a drag!

"You're slender everywhere you need to be, and two places you shouldn't be," Mom said.

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Sam and Del
12. Shopping is just a drag!
by Erin Halfelven


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Butterscotch -41- Stretch

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“This isn’t going to last is it?” I asked him.

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Butterscotch
by Erin Halfelven
41. Stretch


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Special FX -010- Bra

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I glanced down at my chest. “Shouldn’t I have a large?”

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Special FX
10. Bra
(adapted from CD Rudd's SailorSun.Org)
by Joyce Melton


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Sam and Del -11- Don't Lock the Bathroom Door!

"You're so cute!" Mom gushed.

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Sam and Del
11. Don't Lock the Bathroom Door!
by Erin Halfelven


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Hole in the Sky -4- by Erin Halfelven on Patreon for members

The secret crossdresser's camping trip has turned into a time-travelling mystery when they fall through a Hole in the Sky into a strangely altered bronze age. Will Pete, Doc, Joe and the General survive what is thrown at them? And will they survive as themselves?

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Hole in the Sky
4. Digging a Hole
by Erin Halfelven
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Special FX - Sketch of Hallie Jones done by C.D. Rudd!

I met with C.D. Rudd (creator of SailorSun.org and I Dream of a Jeanie Bottle) in his livestream last night and he did a sketch of Hallie Jones from Special FX, my story inspired by his SailorSun webcomic!

Isn't she gorgeous? Thanks, C.D.!

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The Adventures of Kissy Parker - 40 on BC and 43 on Patreon

The Adventures of Kissy Parker continue in Butterscotch!

On Patreon: Butterscotch -43-

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Who is Heather Bock and does she like barbecue?

On BigCloset: Butterscotch -40-
While the boys play their game, the girls are sharing stories of romantic disasters.

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Butterscotch -40- Spectator

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I felt that melty feeling I’d felt in the Fatburger...

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Butterscotch
by Erin Halfelven
40. Spectator



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I'm back

I'm home and the site did not burn down while I was gone. I didn't take a computer or even my tablet, just my phone so I really wouldn't be tempted to do my usual tinkering and fixing. Piper and Cat kept me informed and I did pick in a few times, but not much.

It's good to be home, even if an errant forgotten onion had a surprise for me after apparently three days too many in a cabinet. Whew!

Love and hugs,
Erin

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Sam and Del -10- My dreams are just wrong!

Does my hair look all right?

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Sam and Del -10-
My dreams are just wrong!
by Erin Halfelven


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Butterscotch -39- Gameday

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Oh! Maybe I shouldn’t have said that part aloud.

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Butterscotch
by Erin Halfelven
39. Gameday

“Do you want to get spanked?” Rory asked. He seemed amused.



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Sam and Del -9- No, I'm NOT Samantha

Just let me fix my hair...

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Sam and Del -9-
No, I'm NOT Samantha
by Erin Halfelven


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The Far Side of Never by Erin Halfelven on Patreon for everyone

When a roughneck from an oil rig takes a new job, he may have found a new sort of rabbithole to disappear into...

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...and he won't be coming back from

The Farside of Never
by Erin Halfelven
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Butterscotch -38- Spanking

Is this any way to treat a princess?

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Butterscotch -38-
Spanking
by Erin Halfelven


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Stolen -11- Gift by Erin Halfelven - on Patreon for Members

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Moose returns to find Dolly tied up on the bed. Will he take advantage of the gift Bonnie left for him?

Stolen!
11. Gift
by Erin Halfelven
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Special FX -007- Butthead

Billy has to convince his roommate that she is still he.

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Special FX
(adapted from CD Rudd's SailorSun.Org)
by Joyce Melton


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P.V. -2- Flag on Play - on Patreon for members

Pete is really upset about anyone seeing what has happened to him. But if he won't show and tell, how's anyone going to be able to help him?

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CAUTION Title Possibly NSFW.

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Sam and Del -8- Why did it have to be possums?

Time to clean out the closets...

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Sam and Del
8. Why did it have to be possums?
by Erin Halfelven


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Butterscotch -37- On BC and -40- on Patreon for early look

Kissy's life is complicated but so much fun!

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Now on BC, in Butterscotch 37, Princess Kissy is introduced to the ladies at the salon... and to her date!

And for a glimpse into the future, Butterscotch 40 on Patreon features Kissy telling the other girls about her adventures in middle school!

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Butterscotch -37- Convenience

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Kissy visits the salon and Rory meets a Princess.

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Butterscotch
37. Coverup
by Erin Halfelven


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Hole in the Sky -3- by Erin Halfelven on Patreon

Pete, Doc, Josie and the General discover more about the strange world they find themselves in. Time travel? Or another Earth entirely?

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The Hole in the Sky
Part 3
by Erin Halfelven
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Woke Up Like This -5- On Patreon for members

An amnesiac woman wakes up in a hotel room and struggles with a reality that doesn't match with her conviction that she used to be a man.

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Available on Patreon for Members only. Click on image to read.

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Special FX -006- Braless

A retelling, with permission and differences, of C.D. Rudd's classic webcomic SailorSun.org.

Billy Jones, a film student and extra, deals with having been exposed —if that's the word— to some sort of special effect.

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Special FX
-6- Braless
by Joyce Melton


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Got my second dose of Moderna yesterday

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I yam exhaustipated.

My arm hurts from my wrist to my ear, and I'm so tired I am not funtioning. This is worse than the first dose which was similar.

Hopefully, I'll be better tomorrow.

Hugs to all and thanks Moderna,
Erin

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P.V. -1- First and Goal - New story on Patreon, Members Only

Pete and his girlfriend, Megan, celebrated the football team's first league victory of the season. But morning reveals a horrible, frightening discovery...

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P.V. 1 - First and Goal

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Sam and Del -7- I don't have to wear dresses...

Sam has to face some ugly facts...and pretty dresses...

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Sam and Del
by Erin Halfelven

7. I don't have to wear dresses...



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Butterscotch -36- Princess

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Kissy has a new nickname.

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Butterscotch
36. Princess
by Erin Halfelven


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Special FX -005- Bok Choy

A retelling, with permission and differences, of C.D. Rudd's classic webcomic SailorSun.org.

Billy Jones, a film student and extra, deals with having been exposed —if that's the word— to some sort of special effect.

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Special FX
-5- Bok Choy
by Joyce Melton


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A Fistful of Oboloi

Yippee-ki-yay! αλογάκι!

A Fistful of Oboloi


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Cat and Dog

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Cat and Dog
a fable
by Erin Halfelven
Image by Elisabeth Leunert from Pixabay

The Cat woke up in her tree and took a long stretch before looking around. The sun rose over there and that was right. Birds, delicious birds, flew over there, and that was right. The Dog was sniffing under her tree, and that was wrong.

She sat on her branch and cleaned first her paws and then used her paws to clean her face. She looked again. Yes, he was still there, snuffling and whuffling like a dog-shaped vacuum cleaner. She shuddered to think of it. And so she washed some more.



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Special FX -004- Ballpoint

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A retelling, with permission and differences, of C.D. Rudd's classic webcomic SailorSun.org.

Billy Jones, a film student and extra, seems to have been exposed —if that's the word— to some sort of special effect.

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Special FX
-4- Ballpoint
by Joyce Melton


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Sam and Del -6- My sister is so weird...

Mom and Dad's plan was so crazy, it just might work. If Sam doesn't die of embarrassment....

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Sam and Del
by Erin Halfelven

6. My sister is so weird...



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