Sam and Mom go shopping for lingerie—not too sexy! She's only fourteen!

“You need something to wear,” Gordon said as he turned the pickup into a big parking lot. “Do you know your sizes?”

“Sizes?” I said. We don’t need no stinking sizes, I wanted to say.

He shook his head, smiling. He looked at me as if measuring with his gaze. “Small,” he said. “Except—” he made a gesture at his chest.

I glanced down. I’m tiny everywhere else, and I have huge tits, I thought. “I’m going to need—” I gestured. “You know? A bra?” I blushed to say it because it was true—without some kind of restraint, I was at the doubtful mercy of my oversize accessories.

“I have no idea how to buy the right size of that. Let me get you some shorts and tops, and then you can go in and maybe try some other stuff on?”

“‘Kay,” I said. It came to me as he exited the car that he was suggesting that I go into the lingerie department and shop for a bra. Oh, hell, no. I sighed. Bra shopping looked like an existential crisis looming for someone who was convinced she used to be a man.

 
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Stevie wore a costume but was Todd wearing his heart on his sleeve?

Here in "Momland" Kissy is "Yawning" as she winds down from an exciting day of romance and discovery.

Meanwhile, Patrons get a view of a future episode, #26, as Kissy gets some shocks from her phone messages.

Gordon found the girl on the beach, naked and confused. She doesn't remember who she is so he calls her Bridget. For her part, she's fascinated by big, powerful Gordon. And even more confused because she does remember one thing: she's a middle-aged businessman, not a delicate beauty with purple-painted nails.

Bonnie said, "I thought you might like to go to the bathroom. You know, before I lock you in the closet." She nodded toward the door with the padlock.

I stared in that direction. "What-what happened to Moose's last girlfriend?" I suddenly asked.

Billy tries on clothes and considers the effect they will have when Jack sees her.

On alternate Wednesdays, I run a little writers' group sharing insights and critiques with other writers. I'm the most experienced there, though not the only one who has made a living as a writer, so often I am leading the discussions and providing some of the things I have learned.

The group is called "Taking Pains" as a reminder that being a writer is a craft that requires attention to detail, and too, an ability to stand up to constructive criticism. Which we try to do a lot of, and as little of the other kind as can be managed.

Sam has a dream that's almost a nightmare. But what is more scary, going to school dressed as a girl -- or a bagful of possums?

Jack takes Billy shopping for bras. What does a guy like Jack know about the subject? Plenty!

"Until she called me that name, I had forgotten that I was sitting there in a pair of girl's panties and a nightgown."

Jack helps Billy find out her sizes, then takes her shopping--for some tight jeans and a cute top!

Billy deals with Jack her roommate, a charming rogue who already wants to get her into a bikini!

Moose abandons Dolly to Bonnie, who will be helping with the ongoing masquerade. But Bonnie is Earl's girlfriend, can Dolly trust her?

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A transformed Billy has to convince roommate Jack that she is really him.

Kidnapped, Greg must co-operate with Moose to convince his more violent captor that he is a girl.

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