Mature Subjects (pg15)

Why High School English Sucks -1-


Why High School English Sucks
Part 1:The Transformation
By Willy Mays Hayes



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The Girl in Me -9-

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The Girl in Me
CHAPTERS 25-27
 
by Erin Amelia Fletcher
 
Please keep in mind most names, and some specific details, have been altered, to limit the amount of Strife within those associated within whom may come in contact with this.

This is the parody story to my poem I am a Girl, please enjoy...

Synopsis: Derek a very bright young man, is a very unique individual. Who happens to possess extraordinary abilities, from family genetics. But the most unique thing about him is that he is a transgender girl, and happens to be a Witch and a Gypsy and the first Witch and Gypsy in her family tree in several hundreds of years. As soon as one problem occurs and is nearly fixed another comes Derek's now Morwen's way.



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Blonde Joke-18

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eighteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you tell if a Blonde has been working on a computer?
White-Out ® on the screen.


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A Winter's Tale -3- Consequences

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A Winter's Tale

Part 3 - Consequences

by Penny Lane

"Shelagh, come and sit down," he said, when she had put the plates in the sink afterwards.

"You're going to talk to me again," she said, "I thought it was women who were supposed to nag."

Colin took a deep breath. "Yes, but this time it is important. So important, that if we can't resolve the problem, I'm going to have to leave at the earliest opportunity."

She felt as though a deep pit had opened up under her. What's happened now?



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KittyHawk - Part 8

Cat and her new friend trip a trap and discover something new about Cat's mutation.
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 8


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -19- Wear Under

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

19. Wear Under

Not wearing panties felt naughty, different than just being naked. I looked naughty in the dressing room mirror and I discovered that I enjoyed that. I had to suppress giggles almost every time I saw myself in the mirror. I began to doubt I’d ever been anyone other than the girl I could see.


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Blonde Joke-17

Blonde Joke
Chapter Seventeen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde owl say?
What? What?


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A Winter's Tale

A Winter's Tale

by Penny Lane

"I have to confess I cursed you all the way from Ullapool. It wasn't very gentlemanly of me, especially considering all you've done since. Perhaps we can start by using each other's first names. Would that be all right with you?"

"I - I suppose so," Shelagh said, somewhat hesitantly. Inside, part of her wanted to run, to bang the door shut and barricade it with furniture. Men had not treated her kindly when she was younger, and now she had a man in her house for possibly some time to come. She had every reason for mistrusting the male gender, and yet this one was different.



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A Winter's Tale -2- Revelations

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A Winter's Tale

Part 2 - Revelations

by Penny Lane

Colin complied. He could see himself in the mirror on the front of the wardrobe, and he could immediately sense a change in himself, and how he saw himself, but without being able to put a finger on exactly what had changed.

"I think you need some padding," she said, carefully.

He patted his hips. "My hips? I have thought of that, when wearing those skirts before. The fullness of the dress hides that, surely?"

"It wasn't your hips I was thinking of. Try higher up. Much higher up."

Colin got the point immediately. "Now wait a minute..." he protested.



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -18- Make Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

18. Make Over

I still lay on the floor–a discarded life-size silicone love doll. Nearly life-size, seven-eighths scale, at least, like the Red Light District in Sidneyland. I didn’t have enough strength to move much more than one arm and some face muscles. I felt limp, useless and washed out, a water balloon that had missed its target and lay burst and empty on the lawn while the kids found some other game to play.


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A Winter's Tale -1- Accident

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A Winter's Tale

Part 1 - Accident

by Penny Lane

"I have to confess I cursed you all the way from Ullapool. It wasn't very gentlemanly of me, especially considering all you've done since. Perhaps we can start by using each other's first names. Would that be all right with you?"

"I - I suppose so," Shelagh said, somewhat hesitantly. Inside, part of her wanted to run, to bang the door shut and barricade it with furniture. Men had not treated her kindly when she was younger, and now she had a man in her house for possibly some time to come. She had every reason for mistrusting the male gender, and yet this one was different.



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Transition

Transition
By Janet Baker

 
Synopsis: John started life male and ended female. His transition has been experienced by many. For John it was not fun -- not all that he expected.



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Blonde Joke-16

Blonde Joke
Chapter Sixteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin sister?
She didn’t realize she was looking in the mirror.


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Blonde Joke-15

Blonde Joke
Chapter Fifteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

And, of course, the ultimate blonde joke is, “What’s black and blue and brunette?”
A brunette that’s told one too many blonde jokes.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -17- Take Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

17. Take Over

I came to moments later, sitting on the floor, propped against the wall, still naked–legs spread wide as if I were posing for a publicity shot from a Wendy Splendid movie.


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Blonde Joke-14

Blonde Joke
Chapter Fourteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
Give her a card that says, “Turn over,” on each side.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -16- Reach Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

16. Reach Over

The dessicated corpse-like thing on the bed nodded and turned stiffly to hand me the phone. It moved its mouth, too, making a noise like the wind rattling the top leaves of a palm tree. Now I know what the heebie jeebies sound like.


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Southern Comfort, Part 15

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“I know what you’re thinking of doing!” She hissed the words into Sean’s ear. “I just want you to know that every single one of us backs you. Just make sure you hit the right target!” Sean broke their embrace and looked into Anne’s eyes, searching for something, some sense of the other woman that would tell her how to respond. In the end, there was only one thing she could say.

Southern Comfort
Chapter 15

By Theide


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Blonde Joke-13

Blonde Joke
Chapter Thirteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.


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Kestrel's Kalamity

Kestrel's Kalamity
A KittyHawk Tail
by Saless


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -15- Call Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

15. Call Over

It’s rather a shock to discover that you’ve had a career as a pornstar that you didn’t know about. The Wendy Splendid movies ran the gamut from bondage with ropes and scarves to bondage with chains and science fictiony devices.


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Not What You Expected -3- First Two Days

NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED-3- FIRST TWO DAYS

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By Joannebarbarella

There ought to be a law
...........


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Bondage Joy

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Categories -- Bondage Forced Sex Crossdressing



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Blonde Joke-12

Blonde Joke
Chapter Twelve
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why don’t bosses let blondes take lunch breaks?
So they don’t have to retrain them if they find their way back.


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Blonde Joke-11

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eleven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell. She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.


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KittyHawk - Part 7

The attack on Cat causes some additional problems, and a plan to protect her parents is set in motion. 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 7


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -14- Roll Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

14. Roll Over

“What humans do getting ready for sex is just disgusting,” said Muffins after Tim finally left. “All that face rubbing and groping. No yowling, no chasing, no biting, it’s just wrong.”


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Blonde Joke-10

Blonde Joke
Chapter Ten
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.


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Rhysling's Rue - Part 12

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“Captain Honore, this is Captain Helen Hunt of the Fleet Strike Carrier Hermes. That would be the “Giant piece of shit we choose to call a ship”. I would appreciate your company in my ready room ASAP. I think we have some items of mutual interest to discuss. When do you think I can expect the pleasure of your company?”

Rhysling's Rue
Chapter 12
By Theide


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Focal Point - Chapter 14-16


Focal Point

CHAPTERS 14 - 16
 
By Alyssa Plant
 
Michael Cohen's dream was to protect and serve as a police officer.... That job didn't satisfy him until one

day, when people without names came to visit. He wanted to make a difference, but he didn't expect it to make a

difference to him, too...



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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -13- Stop Over

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

13. Stop Over

“Hell’s Little Wieners in Habaá±ero Sauce, is he still here?” asked Muffins coming back from a quick tour of my apartment. “You’ve got to get rid of your hairy sex ape or we’ll never be able to figure out what’s going on!”


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Blonde Joke-09

Blonde Joke
Chapter Nine
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a patch and a tire pump to reinflate it.


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Vengeance

Vengeance
by Saless


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Blonde Joke-08

Blonde Joke
Chapter Eight
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.


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Dreamwalker - 4 - Fourth Dream

Dreamwalker
by Saless
Fourth Dream


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -12- Coming Down

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

12. Coming Down

I wore another of Tim’s t-shirts when we went downstairs later, after a suitable interlude. I felt so excited about seeing my apartment that I had to not talk at all for fear of bursting into non-stop giggles.


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Blonde Joke-07

Blonde Joke
Chapter Seven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde,
and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. There’s no such thing as
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.



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I'm tired of being ripped off!

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I'm so angry right now. I just had a confrontation with the folks who run the convenience store down the street.I've provided them with computer and network support for the past 3 years and have never charged them a dime. In return, I've been allowed to run an account with them which I pay off monthly.

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -11- Sitting Down

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

11. Sitting Down

“Is that a cat?” asked Tim, his voice still thick with sleep. I looked back over my shoulder. At least he hadn’t asked if that was a pussy, because I’m sure I would have collapsed laughing. Instead I just waggled my butt at him.


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Mike versus Michelle 19: The Cure

After Dana's mother leaves her feeling less than womanly, Michelle looks for a cure that will make her feel better about herself.
Mike versus Michelle:
Part 19

The Cure
By Sharon Parsons


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Blonde Joke-06

Blonde Joke
Chapter Six
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They’re all true
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Blonde Joke-05

Blonde Joke
Chapter Five
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three. One to mix the dough and two to sort the M&Ms to remove the “W”s, “E”s and “3”s.


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Some Enchanted Girlfriend -10- Getting Down

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Some Enchanted Girlfriend

by Donna Lamb

10. Getting Down

The cat landed unhurt and my shriek didn’t appear to have awakened Tim. I rushed to the glass door in the window wall and opened it, taking a look up to see where the cat might have come from. Nothing up there but the bottom of someone else’s balcony, at least twelve feet up. The cat, a little calico kitten, immediately started washing its paws.


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Tangled Up In Pink

Not quite what I expected, the world got a little strange when I got

Tangled Up In Pink

by Donna Lamb

This story appeared on StarDust where it is currently incomplete.



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Blue Moon/Green Sun - Strangefellows Daze

When the Devil in Drag causes trouble, it's always

Strangefellows Daze

by Donna Lamb



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Dreamwalker

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Herein are recorded the dreams that Sean experiences that lead up to the incredible events that change his life forever.
Dreamwalker
by Saless


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