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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 20

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by Saless
Chapter 20


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 19

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by Saless
Chapter 19


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Blonde Joke-23

THE FINAL CHAPTER
Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty-Three
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you get when you put several blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty-Two
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Can you name some of the inventions blondes have developed?
1. Tricycle kickstand.
2. Solar flashlight.
3. Fire proof matches.
4. Inflatable dartboard.
5. Glass hammer.
6. Black light bulb.
7. Boomerang grenade.


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 18

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by Saless
Chapter 18


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty-One
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why do blondes smile during lightning storms?
They think their pictures are being taken.


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 17

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by Saless
Chapter 17


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Twenty
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.


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Hero

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.Hero

Written by Dauphin
An 11 year old boy plays little sister with his neighbour . On a walk they save the president’s daughter. Now the haunt is on for the hero(ine)
"Heros come in all shapes and sizes. Dauphin writes a cute story for us unless you can see some things that do not happen in reality" Diana
"The idea was good. It was a rush job and certainly got some reactions. " Dauphin


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 16

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by Saless
Chapter 16


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Nineteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
You wave at her.



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Divine Retribution

Divine Retribution
A KittyHawk Tail
by Saless


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 15

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by Saless
Chapter 15


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Eighteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you tell if a Blonde has been working on a computer?
White-Out ® on the screen.


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KittyHawk - Part 8

Cat and her new friend trip a trap and discover something new about Cat's mutation.
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 8


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 14

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by Saless
Chapter 14


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Seventeen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde owl say?
What? What?


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 13

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by Saless
Chapter 13


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Sixteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin sister?
She didn’t realize she was looking in the mirror.


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 12


by Saless
Chapter 12


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Fifteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

And, of course, the ultimate blonde joke is, “What’s black and blue and brunette?”
A brunette that’s told one too many blonde jokes.


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Venus Cursed! - Chapter 11

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by Saless
Chapter 11


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Fourteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How can you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
Give her a card that says, “Turn over,” on each side.


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Thirteen
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Twelve
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Why don’t bosses let blondes take lunch breaks?
So they don’t have to retrain them if they find their way back.


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Eleven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell. She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.


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KittyHawk - Part 7

The attack on Cat causes some additional problems, and a plan to protect her parents is set in motion. 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 7


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Ten
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Nine
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a patch and a tire pump to reinflate it.


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Seven
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde,
and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. There’s no such thing as
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.



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Blonde Joke
Chapter Six
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They’re all true
.


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Five
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three. One to mix the dough and two to sort the M&Ms to remove the “W”s, “E”s and “3”s.


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Venus Cursed!

Sean experiences a series of strange dreams. They lead to one impossible thing after another happening to Sean and his friends, culminating in him becoming...
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by Saless


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Blonde Joke
Chapter Four
by Jeffrey M. Mahr

 

What is a blonde with brunette died hair?
Artificial Intelligence.


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KittyHawk - Part 6

Cat returns to a war zone and new worries. 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 6


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ArachnePhobic

ArachnePhobic
A KittyHawk Tail
by Saless


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Raccoon Rescue

Shawna settles in and helps eject some unwelcome visitors.
Raccoon Rescue
A KittyHawk Tail
by Saless


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KittyHawk - Part 5

Catherine fights with mutant hunters, would-be abductors, and rogue mutants to save a young girl and maybe find some new additions to the village… 
KittyHawk
by Saless
Part 5



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KittyHawk - Part 4

Cat’s fears proved justified as mysterious enemies come looking for trouble… 
KittyHawk
By Saless
Part 4


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Accidental Magic - Chapter 22: Deviations

Synopsis: What do our dreams tell us about ourselves? What can they reveal about our futures? Sometimes the truth is scary. Sometimes it is just to make us want for something better.
 

Accidental Magic
Chapter Twenty-Two: Deviations
 
By Allystra Krane
edited by Sephrena Miller



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KittyHawk - Part 3

Things have settled down for Catherine and the other castaways, but her past is about to catch up with her… 
KittyHawk
By Saless
Part 3


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KittyHawk - Part 2

Catherine has found a home on the island with the other crewmen. She is happy and has found companionship and perhaps more in Paul. But new changes and responsibilities complicate her new life. 
KittyHawk
By Saless
Part 2


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KittyHawk

A pirate attack on a ship starts a chain of events that will change the world forever, especially for David, a young sailor on that ship. 
KittyHawk
by Saless


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KittyHawk - Part 1

David wanted to get away from home and find his place in life. He found it. But not where or what he expected! 
KittyHawk
By Saless
Part 1



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The Case of the Poisoned Lord

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The Case of the Poisoned Lord

As Chronicled By
John Watson, M.D
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Netherworlds - Chapter 9

The place was surrounded with security cameras, barbed wire, there were a couple of armed guards, and it looked more like a prison than a school.
Stupid goddamn foreshadowing. I wish I hadn’t been right.

Netherworlds

Chapter 9

By Taveena



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The Genie of the Lamp

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The Genie of the Lamp
by Janet Harris
 
I know it sounds very corny, but when I saw the tarnished old Arabic oil-lamp in an antique shop,
I just had to buy it



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Netherworlds - Chapter 8

“What would you rather be? A girl dealing with her first period or a guy dealing with the same thing? This whole thing is a lot easier if you just let yourself BE who you look like. We’re worse off than born transsexuals, because we’re stuck like this. They can get operations and stuff but WE can’t do anything except accept this and hope like hell that we don’t get LYNCHED for having robots cut off our balls,” said Allison. “I liked being Alex. He was a happy kid. These nanobots come and change me into THIS. Allison is a new girl, and she’s learning. She’s not happy about that but at least Alex has the dignity to SHUT THE FUCK UP and try to let Allison live her life! If you’re going to let Sam keep running Sammy’s body, then you may as well jump out of a window now. ”

Netherworlds

Chapter 8

By Taveena



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Shinigami 2 - Satsuki's Awakening

Shinigami – Satsuki's Awakening by
J Morose (2009)

Shinigami – Japanese, Death Gods. These are the spirits that separate the souls from life and escort them on their onward journey.



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Milissa's and Dandy's Life for the last 3800 years - Part 2 "Milissa Awakens" (revisied)

It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on.

Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the Starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action below there was a rumor that a very powerful weapon was being developed. The Enterprise was sent there to investigate the rumor.

Milissa's and Dandy's Life
for the last 3800 years

Part 2 "Milissa Awakens"
by Princess Milissa



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