Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 2426

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike, est. 2007)
Part 2426
by Angharad

Copyright© 2014 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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“What d’you mean–you’re dead?” Simon looked suitably aghast.

“That woman–she was an assassin–I’m her next target.”

“Why?”

“How do I know?”

“Is that Jim?” he asked and I nodded. He took the phone from my hand as I sat in a daze.

“What’s going on?” he asked loudly and I tuned out the conversation thinking that I was a dead woman walking. I know I dealt with assassins before but sooner or later one is going to get me if whoever keeps sending them continues.

On one level I was glad to learn that my intuition was working in that I recognised she wasn’t what she claimed to be both in terms of being transsexual and a teacher at the university. On another, I was grieved that I didn’t suss that she was dangerous. If she goes anywhere near my children, I’ll kill her with my bare hands if necessary. I’m the target not my family–this is between her and me and while the odds are in her favour because she has surprise on her side, I’m now at least aware of what’s happening. One way or another, it looks like I can kiss my holiday goodbye. I don’t know the area so if I’m going to fight, it’s going to be somewhere I feel I have a chance. I’ll send the children perhaps Tom will take them or persuade Stella to go instead of me, and I’ll stay here and fight it out.

Cathy, I’m talking to you.”

“Sorry, I was miles away.”

“Jim is sending a couple of his friends to even things out a little.”

“I’m going to send everyone to Menorca, and stay here to fight it out with her.”

“I’m not going to bloody Menorca, I’m staying here with you.”

“No, I want everyone away–this is my fight. If she’s going to kill me, I don’t want anyone else hurt.”

“Very noble but dumb.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“I’m staying here with you–we’re in this together.”

“But the kids could end up orphans if she succeeds.”

“With Jim’s help, she won’t.”

“What if she just waits until we relax–we don’t know her time scale, do we?”

“I’ll employ Jim and his pals for as long as it takes.”

“That could be months.”

“So? I don’t care if it takes a hundred years. I want this bitch dead. I don’t care how much it costs–I consider without you life would be empty.”

“What about the children?”

“We’ll keep them out of it until we know it’s safe.”

“How will we know that?”

“When one of Jim’s pals get her or I happen to meet her.”

“Simon, she’s a professional killer–you’d have no chance.”

“Actually, I will. Jim has borrowed a couple of L85A2 for us to use.”

“What are those when they’re at home?”

“The guns the army use.”

“I thought they were supposed to be rubbish.”

“Before Heckler and Koch modified them, they were, now they’re some of the best assault rifles in the world, according to Jim they’re better than the American ones.”

“They’re illegal, we don’t have permits for them and if someone gets shot with them we could end up in prison for a very long time. I’ve heard stories that women’s prisons are worse than men’s. It might be easier just to let her kill me.”

“Cathy, we can’t, I won’t let her.” He pulled me into a hug and I burst into tears in his arms–it wasn’t so much about dying that worried me–it was not finishing the job of raising the children to be independent, not being with them or Simon and Tom anymore; not to mention how painful dying might actually be. A bullet between my eyes didn’t worry me, that would be quick and painless but other things might not. Why do these things happen to me? What had I done this time?

We lay in bed together and Simon eventually fell asleep, I couldn’t however and ended up down in the kitchen drinking tea. Bramble had convinced me to give her some milk a few minutes before and after drinking it rubbed herself against my legs but then suddenly dashed out of the kitchen. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up.

“The kettle has just boiled,” I said.

“How kind. You know why I’m here?”

“Yes.”

“Your little gofer worked things out for you, then?”

“I know why you’re here, please don’t hurt anyone else.”

“Kind and considerate to the end, but you don’t know if it’s just you or everyone is on my list.”

“No I don’t.”

“And as you’ll be dead, it will hardly matter will it?”

“Yes.”

“What if you’re already dead?”

“I love my children and would do anything to protect them.”

“Anything? That’s a bit of an open cheque isn’t it?”

“Have you any children, Justine?”

“Trying to appeal to my better nature is a waste of time.”

“Is it, so why haven’t you just killed me and left?”

“Because I was told to make sure you knew why you died.”

“Will it matter, after all I’ll be dead so unable to worry about it?”

“You’re inconsistent, Catherine, one minute you’re telling me it matters that I don’t hurt your family after I kill you, then you say it doesn’t matter why you died.”

“Don’t tell me, you’re going to bore me to death?”

“Oh very good, Professor. Being a professor does that mean they stick a cap and gown on your coffin?”

“Hey, that’s a good idea, can I leave a note for Simon?”

“Not much use if I kill him as well, is it?”

“We’re back to that, are we?”

“For someone who’s about to die, you certainly have balls–sorry, you don’t any longer, do you? I heard about your squabble in the woods–quick thinking, make a bow and arrows–sadly, you won’t have time to that with me. In some ways I’m sorry we don’t get to fight things out, hunting you and then killing you would be good fun.”

“So why don’t you do it then?”

“My instructions were to kill you and provide evidence of completion of the contract.”

“So why can’t we do that outside in the woods or wherever you fancy?”

“Time, my dear Catherine, I’m quite a busy girl–and yes, you were quite right I’m a real female unlike you, although having said that, you are a credit to the transsexual community and I did enjoy your little film on dormice.”

“You just go round killing people?”

“I’m not here to answer questions.”

“No of course not, you might just reveal that you’re scared of me.”

“Be careful what you say, Catherine, I might make this more painful than it needs to be.”

“I reckon, Justine, that you’re frightened to face me in a fair fight, because I might just win.”

“You continue to delude yourself, Catherine, if you think that. I could kill you with my bare hands, or with many different weapons.”

“How d’you know I can’t do the same?”

“I don’t, but like I said I’m a busy girl so let’s get it over with, shall we?”

“D’you mind if I say a few prayers first?” I was playing for time, though it looked as if it was still running out too quickly.

“I thought you were agnostic?”

“Keeping my options open, you never know, do you?”

“I rather like your attitude, Catherine, pity I have to kill you.”

“You don’t, I could pay you more than your initial contract, if you cancelled it.”

“I’m a woman of my word and in my business, integrity is everything.”

I snorted.

“What’s so funny?”

“You are.”

“Glad you think so, you’ll die laughing.”

“Integrity in a psychopath, it is funny, isn’t it?”

“Say your prayer and make it quick.”

I prepared to leave this world.

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