Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 2227

The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike, est. 2007)
Part 2227
by Angharad

Copyright © 2013 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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“If it isn’t me darlin’ Lady Cameron,” announced the arrival of Mick O’Rourke, consultant urologist.

“Mr O’Rourke,” I nodded but he held out his hand and when I went to shake it he took my hand and kissed it. He then shook hands with Simon.

“Dat was your girl, wasn’t it?”

“Danielle, yes.”

“And dere’s anudder up on da ward?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, she’s gonna hafta wait a bit, but Oil do her later t’day.”

“What about Danni?”

“Ah, dat’s anudder matter. It seems she let her friend–an’ I use da term loosely–castrate her and remove da meatus from her penis. Oi’m surprised she didn’t bleed t’ death.”

“So what have you been able to do?”

“Oi’ve finished da job, she’s now got a vagina and small clitoris–Oi found enough of da penile head to do dat. She shoulda bled t’death, so she should. So she’s a girl wedder she wants t’ be or not. An act of stupidity. How old is dis friend of hers?”

“Thirteen.”

“What? Dat’s amazin’, thirteen an’ she nearly out operates me. If dey don’t lock her up, she could have a future as a surgeon.”

“Will you speak to Sammi?” I asked him, “Or would you like us to?”

“You can do it, tell her some toime dis afternoon, if dere’s no emergencies. You haven’t anymore boys?”

“Um–no.”

“Dis afternoon, den.” He bid us goodbye before I could ask if we could see Danni. I asked Ken Nicholls who said this evening would be the best time as she’d not come round from the anaesthetic until about then.

“She let someone do that to her without any anaesthetic?” he commented.

“I don’t know what happened, she obviously planned something but quite what I have no idea. She was gone before we noticed anything.” I said, adding, “If I’d known what she was up to, I’d have locked her in her room.”

“I’ve never heard of any such thing before.” His pager sounded, “I doubt if even you would be able to put Humpty Dumpty together again. I must go, au revoir,” he bowed and left us.

“What did that mad Irishman say?” asked Simon.

“Essentially, somehow Danni let Pia dissect out her genitalia leaving the skin and a bit of the head to form a vagina and clitoris. At least that’s what I think he said.”

“So I have another daughter–full stop?”

“Looks like it. I just can’t understand why?”

“Maybe she’ll tell us later.”

“If she survives.”

“Surely that’s not in doubt is it? Not in a modern hospital like this?” Simon looked very worried.

“I wish I knew why she did it?”

My mobile started to ring and I stepped into a quiet corner to answer it. It was Stephanie.

“What the hell is going on?” she asked bluntly.

“It appears that Danielle got her friend Pia to castrate her and dissect out most of her penis.”

“You’re joking?”

“I wish I were, Simon and I are at the QA waiting to find out how she is. Mr O’Rourke has done a vaginoplasty with the bits that are left.”

“Oh my god–well knock me down with a feather.”

“Sammi is rather miffed as Danni stole her theatre time.”

“What, your Sammi?”

“Yes.”

“Until I’ve spoken with her it looks like a case of jealousy.”

“That’s all I could think, but to let someone do that to you? It’s like something out of the eighteenth century before the advent of anaesthetics.”

“No anaesthetic–oh my giddy aunt.”

“Well how would two thirteen year olds get hold of a general anaesthetic?”

“How do I know? What’s happened to Pia?”

“I don’t know, I’ve got a social worker on my back and I half expect the police to become involved.”

“But you didn’t sanction this.”

“I know, but I didn’t notice she was missing for a while either.”

“She is thirteen and has some degree of autonomy.”

“I don’t know if that’s any defence in the eyes of the law.”

“I can’t believe she let someone do that to her, I need counselling to squeeze a spot.”

“I have to go, Steph, looks like the police are here.”

“Lady Cameron, could we have a word?” asked a rather tall but polite policeman whom I followed to the room where I’d spoken to the social worker. He was still in residence. The copper stood by the door as we were introduced to a Detective Inspector Joyce. I hoped her first name wasn’t the same as her surname. It wasn’t it was Jane. DI Jane Joyce, I wonder if her parents had literary illusions?

“Lady Cameron, why did your son let his friend hack off his penis and testicles?”

“I don’t know.”

“You don’t know, yet you allowed him to go about in girl’s clothes and call himself Danielle? Hardly normal behaviour, is it?”

“It was for her.”

“Her? He’s a boy–or was.”

“She asked to be allowed to live like a girl.”

“And you let her?”

“Yes.”

“Because you’ve done it before?”

“Yes.”

“How many times?”

“Four but one died.”

“Not from genital mutilation?”

“No, a brain aneurysm.”

“So, every male child you’ve had has changed their gender?”

“Yes.”

“And you haven’t sought to encourage this?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“I think I’d like a lawyer present,” said Simon firmly.

“Why? What have you got to hide?”

“Nothing, but these questions are irrelevant.”

“Are they?” asked the DI and the social worker nodded agreement.

“Of the four biological male children who came into my care, two were already presenting as female when I met them. We simply allowed them to continue as they wanted on the proviso that they could revert if they wanted without any comebacks whatsoever.”

“So why didn’t they?”

“Presumably because they seemed happier presenting and living and being accepted as females.”

“Are you sure you didn’t encourage them?”

“If you ask that once more without a lawyer here, I’m going to put in a complaint.” Simon stood up and dialled his mobile. “Jason, get your arse down to the QA immediately, we’re in A&E being bullied by a detective.” Simon was obviously listening to instructions. “Okay, mate. Sorry Inspector, this interview is postponed until our counsel arrives.”

“I could always arrest you?”

“Feel free, but even then we don’t have to say anything without a lawyer present.”

“Very well, please don’t attempt to leave the hospital.”

“We won’t,” Simon said firmly. Instead we went and got a cup of coffee and told Sammi she would be done later. Her mood lifted immediately.

“How is Danni?”

“I don’t know, we haven’t been able to see her yet.”

“Give her my love.”

“We will.”

It took a further hour before Jason sent the police off with their tails between their legs. The lead up to what had happened would only become necessary if charges were being laid, and as we weren’t the party guilty of the assault or mutilation, being unaware of it and being against it, it looked like Pia and her parents would bear the brunt of the police investigation. Jason managed to discover that Pia was in custody as were her parents, even though they also claimed no knowledge of what was happening and only discovered it when Danni screamed. It appears she let Pia anaesthetise her with chloroform which they’d managed to get for supposedly killing laboratory specimens.

I was shocked.

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