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A Grumpy Old Man’s Tale 27 I Loved the Old Money

Part of the butcher’s tour was past my two great aunties’ houses on Lords Lane. They were two old widow women who lived in a pair of isolated semis both of whom had lost their husbands in the Great War. As a child I’d heard them described many a time as batting for the other side, but they’d been dead many a year before I realised that referred to them being suspected of being lesbians. Looking back I don’t think that was true. They were just a pair of lonely sisters who’d managed to find a man when they were young and were too old to find another after they lost them to Flanders’ fields. There was so great a shortage of men after the war the competition for them was fierce and they were ten maybe fifteen years too old by then. They treated me wonderfully and it was years before I realised I was the nearest they’d ever come to having a child of their own. It’s enough to make a grown man weep.

A Big Girl & A Bigger Boy - Parts 1 & 2

Jennifer, Jenny as her sisters and friends called her, had been Jerry. She was six foot four and sixteen stone [224 pounds, 102Kg] and had been bullied into a life heavily involved in sport by her school. Though extremely talented at all sport she’d always hated it and had always wanted to dance. After a break down her supportive family had helped her to rebuild her life as a girl. Her new life replaced sport with Scottish Country dancing. This work includes Big Girls do Cry and then the second part picks up her life immediately following her breakdown with I'm Not Crying Now

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Jennifer, Jenny as her sisters and friends called her, had been Jerry. She was six foot four and sixteen stone [224 pounds] and had been bullied into a life heavily involved in sport by her school. Though extremely talented at all sport she’d always hated it and had always wanted to dance. After a break down her supportive family had helped her to rebuild her life as a girl. Her new life replaced sport with Scottish Country dancing.

A Grumpy Old Man’s Tale 26 Bearthwaite Folk to the Core

Kilts always have been expensive, and many a man couldn’t afford one, most of the men I knew when I was a child had inherited theirs. But all the men and the boys too had to be wearing one if they expected to be fed at Granny’s house on a Sunday, even the toddlers too. I mind my youngest brother Graeme wearing one when he was still in nappies [US diapers] and so young my Mum was still nursing him.

A Grumpy Old Man’s Tale 23 Gladys Takes a Turn

You know Enid Alan’s first wife died young. Veronica met him when she was eighteen and he’d four kids. Eventually she had another four. But the funniest thing she telt me was the first time she tried her hand at pastry making which wasn’t long after they’d wed, Alan’s six year old telt her, ‘This pastry tastes like sellotape smells, Mum’

A Grumpy Old Man’s Tale 22 The Bridge is Out

“And?” Asked Sasha in a tone of voice that demanded the truth and all of it. “And what do you mean by he changed after leaving home?”

“He says he’s trans and goes by the name of Harriet. I suspect that’s why Bert treated him so badly. He never was much of a lad and as a boy he was a natural victim just waiting to be picked on. When he telt me he was trans it all kind of made sense. He seems to be doing all right. He says he doesn’t get bullied now he’s living as a girl and he is much happier. He’s waiting on doing silver service in a big hotel in Didsbury as a waitress.”

“Bollocks! You need to start understanding how these sorts of things work, Pete. Her name is Harriet, and your niece is a waitress. Start thinking Harriet, female, she, her, hers and all that goes with that, and just forget everything before that. There is no Alex. Get her up here. Is that going to cause any problems between you and Gladys? Or do I have to have a word with her, Pete?”

“No. Gladys knows about Alex and is sympathetic.” Pete paused and after a few seconds, during which Sasha could see Pete was making efforts to change his thinking, he continued “I think she’d have asked Harriet to come up here a while back, but she was bothered about how I would cope.”

“You’re supposed to be a man, so you’ll stiffen your spine, and behave, act and cope like a man. Which means if necessary you’ll tell those who cause Harriet problems to fuck off and drink somewhere else. Write to her, Pete. Get her up here to speak to me and we’ll go from there. Send her enough to cover the train fare and be generous.”

A Good Man

Bethan now a pretty girl of fifteen had been looked after by Doc Vitlow who’d prescribed the necessary medications, and they were talking about her surgeries which were planned for the medium term future at the city hospital under the care of Mistress Gardener her gender consultant. More importantly to Bethan she’d recently become on kissing terms with Joey Fairbarnes who was eighteen and the son of a nearby farming neighbour who was understanding of her situation.

Not a New Anywhere

Jame’s changes included improved health and longevity for all, a greater sense of responsibility regarding managing population and ecological responsibility. Greenhouse gas emissions plummeted, re-afforestation occurred at an ever increasing pace and global warming had been reversed. Within a hundred and fifty years, with the exception of St. Helena, Terra had taken over all of Earth because the scum had all died. Most had been killed by each other, some had died from cold or starvation and a few had been eaten by other predators who had been increasing in numbers as the pressure from humans on their environment had disappeared.

A Grumpy Old Man’s Tale 21 Behind the Blackout

“Perhaps my best con was on Belinda. I telt her there was a song from the sixties with the lyrics ‘Lie down girl let me push it up push it up lie down.’ She absolutely refused to believe it. I kept that one going for thirty years. It was only when one of her mates said, ‘I remember that,’ that my ‘con’ was busted.”

A Decent Woman

Her opening question completely phased me. “Do you love me, Nick?”

I immediately replied a little testily, “Of course I do. I wouldn’t have asked you to marry me if I didn’t.”

Her second question didn’t phase me anywhere near as much as her first. “I’m trans. Do you still love me?”

It took me a few seconds to respond because I didn’t want to be insensitive, but whatever she was she was still the girl who’d set my heart racing when I’d had my hands on her butt with her breasts pressed to my chest to prevent her fall. “Yes I still love you, and I still want to marry you, but what is going on?”

The High Chair

The child nodded and removed the shift to stand naked other than the sandals in front of the women. There it was, the immature prod and sack of masculinity possibly giving the statement the lie.

The child completely unbothered by what the women could see but seemingly worried by her previous statement being possibly refuted reiterated. “I am a girl and I seek admission to this House. My name is Rebecca and I have said the required words. You can not turn me away without breaking the oath of this House to accept all girls.”

STEVVANS

It was Mom who forced me think about what it was that would make me happy, and funnily enough, or maybe not, it was not so very different from what made her happy. I too wanted a husband, a home and a family, but those seemingly simple things turned out to be not at all simple to acquire, and I went through considerably more anguish before I met Evan.

New Worlds

‘You don’t mind if I call you Mike do you?’ When forced to reply they usually replied by saying something like, ‘I didn’t realise you were talking me, Cinderella, because my name is Michael.’ That was of course if the questioner were male. They substituted a name like Arnold if the questioner were female.

A Very Human Condition

Desirée Anatole Debois was seeking a husband, and as a result of that a really quite remarkable chain of events occurred. Desirée was the sole owner of Human Resources PLC, a massive corporation that designed and manufactured androids initially with a wide range of levels of sophistication. She was also the intellect that had created the company, known as HRPLC, and its products from nothing. A genius who was also pretty, though socially inept, she had never engaged in relationships other than professional ones with human beings. Her only meaningful social interactions were with the ever increasingly sophisticated androids she created.

A Real Train Layout

James Fearon was a celebrated interviewer and political commentator. He was, unlike many of his peers, a suave, polished and polite man whose Friday evening videocast had an audience of tens of millions all over the globe. His style was unique, and though never confrontational nor combative it was brutal.

Professor Claire McBride was a startlingly beautiful woman. Her face was arresting because the combination of deep blue eyes that shone seemed to be at odds with her vibrantly natural copper red hair. She looked to be in her late thirties, but was fifty-one. She was married to a farrier and they’d been together since their late teens.

Castle The Series - 0129 Incursion Year 619 + Ch 130 On The Nature of Time

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SOCIAL WORKER

The incursion was of three hundred and twenty two incomers and occurred on the twenty-third of Minyet, mid-spring, almost fifty one years after the previous one. It was dry, but the temperature was twenty-odd below freezing and there was a moderate breeze giving a considerable chill factor. It happened, as usual, before dawn, this time near Outgangside, and the incomers were discovered at first light just after six.

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ON THE NATURE OF TIME

It is impossible to make direct comparisons of time between Earth and Castle via any one or group of characters since the characters’ timelines are anything but consistent as persons from various times on Earth become co-temporal with persons from other times on incursion.

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BEGINING WITH DEADTH

The token Christian priest in attendance, who had been seriously disturbed by the pagan nature of what he had witnessed merely said, “Of a surety God will assoil him.” He maekt no mention of Jacques’ likelihood of entering heaven, which those there considered to be appropriate given what they knew of Jacques’ beliefs.

This is essentially a retelling of Ch 2, but it always was my original intention that this material should be in what is now the Ch 128 position. I only included it as Ch 2 so as to provide some explanation at the beginning without giving too much away.

Castle The Series - 0126 Much Time For Much Change

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ORCHIDECTOMY

“Would you mind?”

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PRUDENCE AND HER AGREÄN IO

The Folk were staggered that she would not accept Ladyship without her love having equal status.

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GEORGE’S DEADTH AND LEGACY

There are over three hundred Master machiners now, led by the machinery Mistress, Councillor Dittander

Chapters 125 and 126 are different in that they contain a lot of material in note form. I plan to write that material in its full form at some time in the future, but it is not essential to the work. The reason I have done it this way is that I wish to post the last three chapters, 127, 128 and 129 which provide the explanations of why it all occurs. Ch 128 is essentially the same as Ch 2, but it was my original intention that the material should be in the Ch 128 position. I only included it as Ch 2 so as to provide some explanation at the beginning without giving too much away.
Regards,
Eolwaen

Castle The Series - 0125 Banquets, Progress and Reflections

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THE AUTUMN SUPPER

The half stride long mammoth ribs were servt with sweet, sticky, ellberry sauce.

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THE NEXT GENERATION OF MACHINERS

Dittander, Terry’s youngest daughter, who notwithstanding her age, ten, is a mechanical genius.

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REFLECTIONS ON THE FUTURE

Aaron had no concept of genetics, but was aware one did not breed from weak stock, one ate them.

Chapters 125 and 126 are different in that they contain a lot of material in note form. I plan to write that material in its full form at some time in the future, but it is not essential to the work. The reason I have done it this way is that I wish to post the last three chapters, 127, 128 and 129 which provide the explanations of why it all occurs. Ch 128 is essentially the same as Ch 2, but it was my original intention that the material should be in the Ch 128 position. I only included it as Ch 2 so as to provide some explanation at the beginning without giving too much away.
Regards,
Eolwaen

Castle The Series - 0124 Waggoning, More Babes, Sunwarmth

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HOPE FOR A LITTLE GIRL

“You do realise, Love, I’m not going to burden a little boy with the name Fuchsia don’t you?”

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SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX WEIGHTS

Veronica was looking forward to seeing the faces of Shag and Sabrina when she presented them with the monster of a forge tool.

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APPRENTICE WAGGONERS

“The tokens are nothing more than a way of keeping the score on how successfully we’re playing the game.”

Castle The Series - 0123 Aurochs’ Watch, Orca

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AUROCHS WATCH

The entire referent thing is a family in joke

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ORCA

“So, it’s just a big, short-leggèd aurochs then?” Morris asked.

Castle The Series - 0122 Peppercorns and Anvils

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DONE. I’LL TAKE THE LOT

“I can definitely trade that. I take it from what you sayt you have not as yet put a price on it?”

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THE ANVIL

“I can’t even let you see it yet, for it’s buryt under a few thousand weights of hot foundry sand.”

WARNING CONTAINS DESCRIPTIONS OF MURDER AND EXECUTIONS BY BEHEADING

Castle The Series - 0121 Thrift and Firefox, Sunwarmth

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FIREFOX AND THRIFT

“The only conclusion I have been able to arrive at is that he actually enjoys being in trouble.”

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IS IT IN THE WATER?

Lorna replied, “As far as we are aware none of the men are pregnant,”

WARNING CONTAINS GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF THE SEXUAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE SUFFERED BY A CHILD, AND HER SUBSEQUENT TORTURE AND KILLING OF HER ABUSERS

Castle The Series - 0120 Warbler and Jed

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WARBLER & JED - SPOONS, KNICKERS AND KNIFES

I don’t particularly like those brassière things. They’re not pretty, and I’d rather wear an apron,” Warbler smiled invitingly, “especially now I’ve something to put in the bib, but I’ll buy a blue brassière if you like?”

Castle The Series - 0119 Quantitative Easing, Social Misfits, Sunwarmth

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QUANTITATIVE EASING & SOCIAL MISFITS

Master miller Briar opined that the mill would be ready for milling this year’s harvest.
Social misfits were a problem at the Keep, but potentially life threatening at a mine, forestry camp or holding.

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TRESS & APPLEBLOSSOM

Any hap they are all siskonen, so sharing milk is not just natural it’s tight and proper too.

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THE VALLEY OF THE SPOUTERS

“There is no danger to Flint. It’s steam not smoke. It’s from the valley of spouters I telt you of.”

Castle The Series - 0118 Babes, Breastfeeding, Banquets

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WE ARE TRYING FOR A BABE

Heidi was quiet for a few seconds before saying formally, “For some one who lays claim to not being very clever, you manage to say some remarkably clever and insightful things, and I am grateful you share them with me, Sister Iola.

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TWO BREASTFEEDING EXPERIENCES

When Judith was surrounded by her children and enjoying being a mum Charlotte suckled much more slowly, as if, Judith thought, she were dining rather than just eating.

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ASTRINGENT RED AND FATTY GRIS

The concept of serving Joseph’s Liquid Gold ale in wine glasses was novel to Musk if not to Iola.

Castle The Series - 0117 Lyre, George, The Kitchens, The Mill

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I HAVE MAEKT A CRIB MY LOVE

“I do hope you have given some thought to a crib appropriate for our daughters too.”

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THE SETTING OF THE WHEEL

“Its up to Oak and the rest of you now.”

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BUTCHERING AN ALLURFART

What are ship chop fish and ships?” Dabchick asked.

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FIND ME A SHEPHERDESS

‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.’

Castle The Series - 0116 Fiona, The Hill, The Mill, Lilly

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LARGE PORTIONS OF EVERYTHING

“And I am going to be really irritatet if I don’t look pregnant next time because that’s most of the fun,” Fiona telt her husband.

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THOSE WHO SHALL NEVER DIE

He gazed berount him seeing the panoramic views available from the Hill. The views that all of the dead would have been familiar with.

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THE DOGS HAVE TO BE FEDD

She knew mills had been built in England to mill bones imported from German graveyards.

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LILLY AND GAGE

By the day before Quarterday all the really important details had been settled: hair, accessories, shoes, everything.

Castle The Series - 0115 Mymate, Babes, Narcotics and Menarche

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KEEP THE SOUP FLOWING

Iola’s Mymate was disappearing faster than Joseph could supply the yeast sludge it was maekt from.

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IT’S WHAT GIRLS DO HERE

Master midwife Otter accompanied by apprentice Luval birtht Joanne with Beth and Jackdaw in attendance at just over five in the forenoon.

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KEEP BOUILLABAISSE

Iola had decided a trace of the expensive, highly fragrant, narcotic honey the bees maekt from sagon tree flowers added to a trace of reedroot paste, for colour, would be an acceptable substitute for the saffron.

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DISTILLATION TAILINGS

“It’s happent, Iola. My first lunetime has happent.”

Castle The Series - 0114 Salt, Haggis and Saught

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FULBERT AND EUDES START TO COÖPERATE

Struggling with the cutlery was almost as enjoyable as seeing who could suck in a single spaghetti noodle fastest, and in consequence put most sauce on her face as the last span or so wavered berount before disappearing into a very satisfied child.

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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT YOO, I’M PREGNANT

“I know nothing of die Büstenhalter, proper or otherwise, my Love.”

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TRIPE, HAGGIS AND SAVOURY DUCKS

Iola remembered that Haggis was traditionally maekt of a sheep’s pluck: heart, liver and lungs, all cooked in the stomach: tripe!

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NIGEL AND THE BANQUET

“I suspect many were beginning to realise a lot of their old animosities were due to events they no longer recallt and had simply become habit.”

Castle The Series - 0113 Events in the Kitchens

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AARON HAS SPAECH WITH GLÆT AND BRAUM

“Your behaviour has to change.”

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CONSTRUCTIVE BRAGGING

Milligan asked plaintively, “Has any any idea what they are going to cost us?”

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THE FLEET IS BACK

“Gratitude for the offer, Harle, but tirenth and filleting knifes are a bad combination. Get some sleep.”

Castle The Series - 0112 Council, Iola, Llyllabette

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DRINKING BRANDY AND GOSSIPING

“What more do we know concerning the Turners?”

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TURBOT (15) SLEEPS WITH VOË (7)

Llyllabette was shocked that Turbot had shared a bed with his heartfriend Voë for nearly two years.

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IOLA OUTFACES SIWARD

Gibb couldn’t keep his face straight when he telt Milligan how Siward had enabled Iola to finesse most of his staff away from him.

Wait for Me ?

Are you old enough to be a fan of and to believe in ‘The Twilight Zone’ the subject of the 1959-1964 TV series shot entirely in black and white with that weird music? I hesitated to ask in the body of the text because such a reference is anachronistic with regard to my protagonist, but I had to ask, hence this note.

Castle The Series - 0111 Iola, Judith

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THE BAKERS INCREASE THEIR STATUS

Baking was a high status craft to the Folk, but it had little status in the kitchens.

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FORGING AHEAD

Gem is helping me with the cant hooks by cutting the hinge rivets and punching the holes.

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WE ARE NOT BUTCHERS

In response to Coaltit’s question Iola replied, “Adult sheep meat. I’m not sure when lamb becomes mutton, but I associate the word with the fuller flavour of older animals.”

Castle The Series - 0110 Judith, Guy, Iola

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CONSPIRACY

“Imagine Briar being prepaert to take aught any woman says to any man at face value. I really doet believe he knoewn better than that.”

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STILLBIRTHT

But for Molly and Beatrix Cattail would have lost her mind as well as her babe.

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A MISTRESS COOK WITH A POWER BASE

The seamstresses had considered the crocheting of sausages, albeit using fingers rather than a hook, to be vastly amusing.

Castle The Series - 0109 George, Iola, Judith, Madder

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GEORGE CAN’T SLEEP

“I was working out how big Castle is. I have a rough idea now. It’s much bigger than Earth, about another quarter again. Earth is about forty-eight million strides around, but Castle is about sixty million strides around.”

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THE EXTENT OF AUTHORITY

Iola had all the support she needed from those she supervised, guided and assisted and needed no protection from above.

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INCREASED COSTS

“Oh the whisky liqueur! Don’t like it myself, even when not pregnant, too sweet for me. I prefer malt.”

Castle The Series - 0108 Chris, Heidi, Iola, Sharky, Council

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ALDEIA (14) AND CHRIS (8)

“Consider it please, Aldeia. You’ll like him.”

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IOLA MISTRESS COOK

Iola walked into her kitchens at midnight as Quarterday ended.

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LUCIMER (44) AND SHARKY (15)

Sharky had his own space in which to make fishing tackle.

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COUNCIL MEETING

“It is belike that Swegn will be the Councillor representing the changt.”

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HEIDI (8) AND RAMPION (14)

“It’s all right, Rampion. I shall explain naught unless you are here to hear it.”

Castle The Series - 0107 Madder, Beth, George, Iola

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MADDER’S PREGNANCY

“I believe I can hear the heartbeats of twins.”

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BETH, HERBS AND BRASSIÈRES

“Bloody hell, Beth, you’re stacked! What the hell have you done?”

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GEORGE’ S STANDARDS

“You promisst to take me to see Matilda for some crochett babe clothes. I’ll wait outside.”

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IOLA - MY INTENDET

Milligan without hesitation had offered the now vacant, significant post to Iola rather than to one of the older, more experienced, junior or middle ranking cooks.

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TURNER & OTDAY APPLÆRSHIP

Their meeting with Janet, Mistress brassière, of the seamstresses was a revelation to both of them.

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THE NEW NAVIGATION INSTRUMENTS

Robert knew by the time they had returned to the Keep Madder would either be an overjoyed mother to be, or a deeply distressed woman who would probably need more help and support than he could provide.
Robert would be a very old man when he learnt how close greed and waste had taken the Earth to the very brink of extinction and how fragile its tenuous redemption by the survivors was to prove.

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DEEP ISSUES FOR THE COUNCIL

Yew looked berount the room to see faces on which were writ the same horror he felt as the reality of Campion’s exposition became apparent. “Do you have any suggestions as to how we deal with the situation, Campion?” Yew asked.

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