What a good boy…Chapter 7

Chapter 7

I sit and blink a bit and then I do what most guys do when confronted with this situation. I start to eat and stuffing my face. It’s like Gwen gets it and she starts eating too just after me. That breaks the others out of the new person and the weirdo being with the table and they start eating and I just slow down and listen and try and actually see if I can learn girlese.

It’s hard as I’m having to shuffle through all the stuff about lippy? And all this other stuff that I don’t know and there’s the whole abrevalinguistics of a closed group. I meat hearing one group say. “I was all like…” and the reply of “Yeah, I’ve so been there.”

I’m not so lost that I don’t know that this is a context thing. I think about it a minute and then stop eating, wipe my mouth and ask. “Uhm…hey can I ask you girls a favor?”

They all sort of stop talking and eating and stare at me. Gwen shrugs. “Shoot.”

“Okay…I can’t follow half of what you girls are saying. I mean it’s all this sort of you gotta be there stuff where you just break off partway through and the rest of you get it because you can follow the story because well it’s you’re group but between that and the girl abbreviations well…I’m kind of lost.”

And I’m getting stared at.

Sophie coughs and laughs. “Well shit…Tracy I think that you’re the first guy to ever ask a girl to actually explain what she’s saying rather than just tune her out.”

“I want to know? I mean you were all nice enough to invite me here to sit and eat with you it’s just I really just can’t follow it all.”

“Still a guy’s never really asked that.”

One of the girls is staring at me and I’m not sure who she is but she says. “Well he’s not a he anymore though is he?” It was a little nasty and catty.

Gwen looks at here. “Catherine don’t be a bitch. Tracy’s a decent guy doing the best with a really bad situation.”

“Bullshit, if he’s a guy let him use like the guys restrooms and changing rooms of like the faculty ones.”

I look at her. “I don’t want to use the faculty ones, I’m ostracized enough as it is without that plus it’s more isolated for me and more dangerous.”

“Dangerous like how.”

“Like Frank Murray and his asshole friends were looking to put a hurt onto Tracy just before we came out here.” Sophie adds.

“Why would Frank bother?”

I look at her for likely the same reason that he’d be trying it if the accident never happened and I was sitting with people that were above my pay grade. He wants to put me in my place only now it’s even worse since I creep him out.”

“Creep him out?”

Sophie nods. “Tracy’s got vag now and that’s likely has his moron stick all excited and it’s way too gay for his brain to deal so he’s like most of those assholes…Duh...I don’t get it…lets beat it up…”

“God that like being such a loser.” She looks at me. “Sorry it’s just the idea freaks me out that you’re like this now and stuff.”

I nod and take a bite of my chicken burger and chew. I swallow before I go on. “Hey I’m freaked out too, I’m a guy then this happens and now I’ve got a vag…it’s plenty freaky. Beside Frank’s just pissed and still likely jealous.”

“Jealous?” Several of the girls ask.

“Yeah I had the biggest cock in the school.”

They’re looking at me. Sophie’s smiling and slaps me on the back. “Yeah keep dreaming there Tracy.”

“No I’m serious, what do you think stopped the SUV?”

There’s a bunch of groans, loser signs and face palms. Sophie snickers.

“How about I prove it.”

“How?” Several ask but all of them are paying attention.

“Okay, you might not know this but basically they use a lot of the tissue of a guys unit to make and line the new vagina and stuff right? I mean there’s more to it than that but that’s the broad strokes.”

There’s a few oh looks and a few nods. They didn’t know but their following along.

“Okay so mine was that big that I had to have major surgery and I sort of went from having the biggest outtie to having the biggest innie.”

Sophie’s like. “How do you figure?”

I hold up a hand and take the other and pinch my Adam’s-apple and move my hand up and down the whole while frothing spit in my mouth all foamy white. Then I stop and roll my eyes and make a moany noise. Then stick my tongue out.

There’s a collective “Eeeww!” I spit into my napkin.

“See? They really turned it inside out and it just went back a whole lot farther than people thought.”

They look freaked. Except Sophie who’s trying valiantly to not have her chocolate milk come out of her nose and Gwen whose eyes went that huge way they do before she loses it in a serious giggle fit.

Then the others sort of recover from the gross out shock and some are smiling and some are giggling and there’s more smiles all around and we start back into talking only they tell me to raise my hand when I’m not getting something that someone had said and I’ll admit that I’m slowly getting the stuff that their talking about and I’m asking questions that I never thought I’d be asking anyone.

One of the other girls looks over my way. “But and don’t take this the wrong way Tracy but you’re not a girl with like our issues so why would you care about pads and tampons and liners and douches and stuff like that.”

I nod. “Good question buy honestly I have just about all of the same things going on with me as you girls do except for the whole period thing.”

“Lucky…” I hear a few of them say.

“Not really I’ve had the mother of all tampons in me when thet filled me full of the wadding and stuff for after my operation.”

More Eeews.

I continue. “Actually keeping clean is just as big a deal now for me as it is for you and I can get according to my Doc’s UTI’s and even get a.. other things that are on the nasty list you girls have too.”

Gwen nods. “See, Tracy’s not that bad or that different.”

Another one of the girls asks. “So you got the operation does that mean that you’re like into guys?”

“Nope, I’m so not into guys, I have a deli not an pizza place.”

Sophie looks at me. “Am I going to regret asking?”

Gwen’s laughing some more. I grin at her and she’s bursts out with. “Hold the sausage but I’ll have extra tongue!”

The thing is I’ve right there along with her. It’s kinda strange that she was thinking the same thing as me and that she’s well…a girl. I’m not used to anyone getting me let alone a girl.

There’s no eeews at that but there’s a lot of groans. We finish eating and spend the rest of the time at lunch talking and then the bell rings and I get a lot more sort of friendly smiles a few friendly ones and a hug from Gwen that has my body reacting in a Oh My God Boobies way….

I mean it she has the most amazing boobs in school.

“Coming to the basketball practice this afternoon?”

Hmmm…go home to homework and how am I adjusting socially questions or watching her and the others run back and forth at school.

“I’ll be there!”

And another Hug from Gwen and then a light one from Sophie. “Tracy…thanks for earlier.”

“Huh?”

“The chair pulling it out for me to sit…no one’s ever done that for me before.”

“Huh? But that’s just what you do?”

“Yeah for white girls…”

And what can I say that wouldn’t be like too flippant because this is like one of those bare her hear things right?

“Uhn huh…uhm…get used to it.” I sling my bookbag over my shoulder and take her books. “Walk you to class?”

She smiles and blushes and I’ve never seen a black girl blush before…kind of hot.

“Sure…” She smiles and I open the door for her and Gwen. “Thanks Tracy.” They both say and a little bit after that. “Tracy?” Sophie asks/says sort of questioning sort of.

“Yeah…?”

“Are you looking at my Butt?”

“Yeah sort of…”

“Okay.” She adds some sway leaving me just all sorts of hypnotized on the way to class.