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A Bikini Beach Late Summer 09

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A Bikini Beach Late Summer

By Daphne Xu
Part 09 -- Lucy and Ruth

Ruth and Lucy's ballet rehearsals dominate the week. Thursday evening is their dress rehearsal, and they perform Friday and Saturday evening and Sunday afternoon.

Lucy and Ruth continue to visit Bikini Beach. A photo-shoot takes place Friday morning.


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Killer Man-Eating Pussies

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The title was originally a spam subject, snatched up as part of Malinov's "Exploding Nipples" contest in 1997-1998. I didn't actually write the story until years later, in 2006. Thanks to Denny Wheeler for proof-reading and catching some unfortunate blunders in the original ASSM post.

A Boy visits a Girl for a planned movie and dinner. Things get hot.


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TG à la Seuss

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Just another drabble of a verse.


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An Ultra-Secret, Heart-Felt, Peripheral Demography

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I was going to sew a few Epileptic Trees, commenting on a story, but I decided to write a flash instead.


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Folded-Pleated, Creamy-Khaki

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Folded-Pleated, Creamy-Khaki
By Daphne Xu

(with apologies to Lee Pockriss and Paul Vance, authors of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini")


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