056) Of Foxes of Fire, Diagnostics & the Outta Control RAM.

Holy crapolie. I just solved my super retarded Firefox memory problems I've been having since like. They started coming out with new whole version increments in a constant flood. If anyone else has been fighting this, the solution is simple: disable the following services and shut them down: Diagnostic Policy Service, Diagnostic Service Host, and Diagnostic System Host.

Restart Firefox and browse with 50+ tabs open with NO MORE SLOWDOWNS! YAY!

I decided to run Windows Task Manager alongside for a minute and watch what happens whilst watching my Firefox RAM use escalate out of control... And observed a curious phenomenon. As the Firefox RAM usage escalated, so did the RAM use of two svchost tasks... Which indicated to me that two Windows Services were directly conflicting with Firefox. I do a little more digging and resolve those services to Diagnostic Service Host and Diagnostic System Host... But I disable those and it's not enough! Diagnostic Policy Service just switches them back on and it's right back to misery and woe and watching my RAM go from 34% to 100% within minutes!

So what does a girl who can't NOT multitask do? She shuts off Windows Diagnostics completely, for good, end of story. Starts Firefox back up, and watches as she loads up her tabs and only a very negligible increase in RAM use follows. And is well pleased.

This solution is probably best recommended to experienced users only... Those who actually rely on Windows telling them what's wrong (and usually failing miserably) need not apply. Because what those three services are, effectively, are Windows' attempts to tell you what's wrong when something goes wrong. An experienced user generally just ignores what those stupid things say and follow their own much better diagnostic methods instead anyways. An inexperienced user... well, I guess it's all they have to go on before resorting to calling on an experienced friend.

And to be quite honest with everyone, I don't know if it's Microshaft who's to blame this time, or the Firepoop team, or if they in some way need to share the blame. It was getting a tad ridiculous there though. My laptop ain't my desktop, no, but Behemoth's down for the count and she's all I got. Even so, 4 gigs of RAM PLUS shouldn't be getting gobbled up just by browsing, even with 50-100 tabs. I have no idea how much RAM it was capping out at on Behemoth, cuz he had a quite solid 12er. So whatever it was wasn't making itself too terribly felt other just the occasional "huh, well, those numbers seem a bit odd" observation every now and then. My laptop OTOH only HAS 4 gigs. So I was going from 34% ram idle to MAX within minutes of loading Firefox and a coupla tabs. And that was insane.

I still dislike that my laptop is almost entirely hogtied in its performance by its very miserable quantity of RAM. My usage patterns dictate for a much higher RAM to processor speed ratio than ANY laptop is built to handle.

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