I was mulching with the Wrecking Crew again today. We were doing one of the owner's houses in town. Both of them actually have several houses... Er... well, this one was more of a mansion.

Anyways... A small gaggle of us were up front just three girls and myself, and one of them, a heavier set girl, noticed my sports bra under my work shirt. Why they hadn't ever noticed before beats me, but anyways, she noticed it this time, and was like, "Drew, are you wearing a bra!?" What else could I do but acknowledge fact. To my surprise, she's just like, is it a cloth one? And the other girls aren't saying much of anything at this point at all.

Of course, I'm like, huh? Cloth? She's like, "Yeah, cloth ones, cotton, they suck. You should get polyester." I respond that the ones I wear are all polyester blends. They're like, mostly cotton, some poly, some nylon/spandex depending. She's like, oh, where'd you get em? I tell her online. She's like, you should get pink ones, at K-mart! I'm like, nah, not really. She's like, oh, I love pink, and purple.

At this point, another girl, of medium build is like, "Do you have boobs Drew?" And so I pull my over-sized uniform t-shirt back to emphasize them more and am like, "Yeah." She's like, "What are those, A-cups?" And I say probably so. She's like, "I sometimes wish I didn't have boobs." And I say, "I thought all girls liked having their boobs, maybe they'd like em to be smaller or bigger, but..." The heavy-set girl says she likes her boobs and yells to the last girl, a little Hispanic girl, if she likes hers, who just laughs.

The medium girl then asks, "So are you becoming a girl?" And I'm like maybe. And she's like "Good!" and does that knuckle touch thing with me.

They ask me what I'm doing about it and I say that I'm on an herbal regimen to reduce my testosterone levels but can't afford to do anything else yet. After a pause, the medium girl is all, "So that's why you're growing your hair out. And why your voice changed!" I guess my voice really did change some time back?

Then they start trying to come up with names for me to use.

What I find kind of funny is that they only just then connected the dots. Only just then realized I've got boobs and have been wearing a sports bra at work... Even just a short time before this event some other ladies jogged by and were like, "it looks great girls!" and the others didn't even notice that they included me as one of the "girls" instead of using the neutral "guys".

*giggle*