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When I was a child, I didn't like spicy food. The nearest I can figure is I had wimpy taste buds. At about fifteen or so, I had some hot ribs, and I realized that the flavor was wonderful.

Now, being young and dumb, like a lot of fifteen years olds are, I thought that eating spicy food would make me more 'masculine'. All I can say to that, is it hasn't worked yet.

So now, in my fifties, I love the taste of jalapenos. Absolutely love them. The thing is, I like my food with a bit of kick. Generally, I use reaper chilies or ghost chilies for the kick, and jalapenos for the taste.

A few weeks ago, I was making some nachos (since I'm a diabetic, I make them with pork rinds instead of corn tortilla chips) and I accidently sprinkled the dry ghost chilies in the same manner I would something with less of a kick. Like salt, or pepper, or ketchup.

I realized after I put the ghost chilies down what I had done. Being so frugal a person that I could teach Ebenezer Scrooge a thing or two, I didn't want to waste my pork rinds, cheese, and salsa, so I decided I would eat it anyway.

I have often heard that your entire life flashes before your eyes when you die. That is not so. I didn't see anything about my birth or the first year and a half of my life, which is really too bad. I wanted to see Riverside California back then.

After I was revived, I vowed never to use that many ghost chilies on my food. There is one problem, however. Some of my pain receptors do not seem to have made it along with the rest of me. To have a kick in my food, I find I need a substantial amount more of hot stuff than I used to use. Not sprinkled liberally, but definitely not conservatively.

Interestingly, I need to use jalapenos more liberally than I used to, because I don't like the taste of ghost chilies. Only the kick. I want the jalapeno chilies to drown out the taste of the ghost, which makes my food hotter and hotter when I don't get it right the first time. Sigh Gotta get some more reapers. They taste much better.

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