Isn't insomnia fun?

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One of the great things about insomnia is the time you have to think about stuff. I think about consequences a lot. For example, when I finally get enough sleep, and I feel guilty about staying in bed because it's now afternoon, I get up and reach for the light chain from my ceiling fan, and my body says, "Nope. You do that, I'm gonna dump you on the floor."

The problem with that is NOT the fear of a concussion. It's the fact that the dogs are there, and if I fall on them, they're gonna be worried, and they're gonna want to lick my face to make sure I'm alright, and I KNOW where their tongues have been!

See? Isn't insomnia fun?

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