The Tipsters List has to be completed. The Invitations have to be delivered. Christine and Astrid’s party’s only a few days away. Is the village ready for all the excitement?
Chapter 17 — They’re under Starter’s orders!
Christine wanted to get going again on the audit of their expectations of the villagers and their likely interest in her planned party. Andy wanted to play it a little slower. “Before we do that, can we just relax a bit over a couple of dry Martinis and a little tonsil tennis? I mean, we have the invitation now…… and we have a ‘quorum’ that would get us going….” Andy fancied some more foreplay. He was excited at the prospect of an evening in with his wife also “in the mood”.
“Oh, very well… “ said Christine, but you make sure you go and freshen your hair and make-up before we do. You’ll get none of my tongue down your throat unless you’re looking at your very feminine best!” She returned to reading the list they had already created.
Astrid set off upstairs to do as she had been told. “More than that..” she said to herself, out loud, “…. I’ll change into something more comfortable!” She made a direct line for her ‘special closet’ where she kept all her female clothes and her jewellery and her shoes.
Over the next ten minutes, she chose a light sarong that was silky and feminine, gathered at the neck and at the ankles and wrists. “That’ll make it fun to remove… ” again she said, out loud. She brushed her hair back into the curly style that Heidi had fashioned for her, teasing the crown with a little back-combing and turning the bangs forward on to her cheeks. She freshened her mascara and, finally, her lipstick. ‘Hey presto!’, looking in her vanity mirror, Astrid was ready to meet her girlfriend, lover and wife!
As she left the bedroom, her sarong floated gently against the skin of her thighs and Astrid was so pleased that she had used the depilatory creme that Christine had provided.
“You look stunning!” said Christine as Astrid’s muled feet touched the floor at the foot of the stairs. Silently, Astrid crossed the floor to where Christine was seated. She turned to her lover and kissed Astrid lightly on the cheeks as she sat down.
“Back to the census of Who’s Who in the Village then…” Christine laughed as she cuddled up close beside her husband. “Let’s see if we can find some better bets than the first lot… although, it has to be said, if we don’t find any more, we’ll be set of an interesting evening if they all come to the party!”
They busily compiled a further list over the next 20-30 minutes. At the end of the time, they had reached to top of the High Street and, without even bothering to discuss several small side streets, Christine declared that they had enough. This is what they had written:
Samantha & Adrian 7, High Street, Unnamed Emma & Justin Humpers Farm Unnamed couple; keep to themselves The Village Store Priti & Pradip ‘Curl up and Dye’ Proprietor: Heidi Staff: Lottie “The Dancing Girls” Brian always after getting in Bev’s knickers, Bev, the Barmaid, curious and full of gossip --oo00oo-- “So the list is complete!” exclaimed Christine, “We need no more for now. If this goes well, there are probably another dozen ladies who will get to hear about it and want to come to the next party. Don’t you think?” “It will all depend on their reaction to hearing that guys like me are willingly being treated to the joys of femininity and yet who are pleased to be the same husbands in bed that they are used to, at least some of the time.” Andy knew the pitfalls if it didn’t go according to plan. “If we mess up, they’ll think we are the weird ones and there’ll be a short time before we end up having to move. If it goes well, Much Humping will become the lesbian capital of the county, if not the whole country. I love the thought of that. I’m really ready to be the male lesbian that you now say you always wanted me to be….” Andy’s relaxed approach to the whole idea now gave Christine great confidence in his ability to portray the willing participant in what she would be offering to these women. “I’ll drink this Martini to the wisdom of the ladies of Much Humping. Let’s say that they will all get the idea and wish their husbands or partners to be part of it.” Christine raised her glass and drained the martini to the very last drop. “Another!” she said. “So, let’s go over the list and the likelihood of their taking part. Who are the favourites in our race?!”” asked Astrid. They wrote a new list, with the favourites at the top, and the outsiders at the bottom: Two of a Kind Tied Cottage Black & Blue Villa Newlyweds Quiet corner The Village Store ‘Curl up and Dye’ The Dancing Girls” --oo00oo-- “We have a full field of potential winners…. Some are almost certainties, a few are ust ‘maybe babies’ and then there are the outsiders, who’ll probably want to remain outside….. in fact, they’re the more difficult ones to deal with…. We have to find a way to ease them out of the situation before it gets too ‘revealing’. After all, we don’t want them IN, if they don’t want to be IN! They’d be more trouble than they’d be worth as extra participants.” Andy was suddenly staring rejection in the face…… there would be people at the party that wouldn’t want anything to do with him… or what they might say was “pervie” behaviours….. “You’re right… I know what we’ll do… the party will be in two halves and, when we’ve worked out who’s IN and who’s NOT, we’ll break for a comfort stop and they can be encouraged to leave.” Christine was back to her decisive best. “Right on….” Astrid agreed, her fears, or Andy’s allayed in as few words as that. “Oh, hey, there was an idea I wanted to add…. About the Invitation…… The way I read it.. or wrote it…. It’s intended for the women in the village and not their male counter-parts…. Not this parry….” “Right, that’s what we agreed…..” said Christine. “Well, suppose one, or more, of our guests wants to bring a girlfriend…… How would we handle that…. They might bring interesting dimensions to the whole thing…. But, then, they could be trouble too…..” Andy speculated, relying on Christine’s judgement. “I don’t see a problem…. It could be great fun. They might bring even better ideas even than ours!!”. “Ok, so let’s add guests welcome…. Lady guests welcome…. To the Invitation.” Astrid was happy with that. All of a sudden, she was suggesting that she might meet complete and total strangers in a role where she would be introduced as Andy and then, some time later, be re-introduced, fully clothed and made-up as Astrid… the willingly cross-dressed man, the husband as an example of what these women might choose for their husbands! It made him genuinely flush and go hot under her bra straps. “You’d better get more practice of being a girl in the few days that remain before the party, honey. And you’d better work on that voice of yours too.” Christine warned. So much depended on Andy’s ability to carry the ‘transformed’ role to perfection. “ You’d better get more practice of being Astrid in the few days left before the party! Just BE this woman that I love!....., will you!” “Tomorrow’s a big day, my darling. We have to print the invitations and get out there and deliver them……. Chapter 18 will see all the preparations in place and the reactions of the villagers start to become clear.
6, High Street,
Huge appetites, for life, for food, for sex
(according to Heidi)
She: lovely large bust, wears kit to accentuate,
Lovely mane of highlighted blonde hair (by Heidi),
Known to hunt hubby down for sex on demand
He: adores Samantha, will do anything for her
Odds on party involvement: maybe 4-1
New House, built behind Village Store,
Newly-weds, Flashy couple, Jaguar and 4x4
She: at home all day and “gets visitors”
Both previously married, divorced because of
“unreasonable behaviour”
Odds on party involvement: maybe 6-1
8, High Street
She: muscular, must like a romp in the hay,
He: probably escapes to the fields,
No indication that either is a party prospect
Odds on party involvement: 20-1
9, High Street
Both Asian, quite conventional,
She: pretty but shy, uses the shop to get to know people
He: backroom most of the time, said to grow dope but nobody believes
No “top shelf” magazines in stock
Odds on party involvement: 100-1
Hairdressers & Beauty Care
10, High Street,
Mid-late 30s,
Country style girl, brunette,
doesn’t want to be ‘drab’,
had ‘crushes on other girls’ s a teen,
believes “40 is the new 30”
Great source of gossip,
all villagers tell her their secrets,
Odds on party involvement: already involved!!
Late teens, blonde, a bit ‘dippy’, flirts a lot,
Single, never met a ‘trannie’ before, intrigued
Odds on party involvement: already involved!!
11, High Street
The Village Pub,
Proprietors: Belinda & Brian
“always busy” — leave running the bar to staff:
Odds on party involvement: 25-1 if Belinda can
be convinced, but Brian a no-chancer.
He, a “stud muffin”, Belinda very straight-laced
Brassy blonde, loves a tease
Has gay girl friends, “Up for it”,
Odds on party involvement: already involved!!
Christine & Andy
Odds on party involvement: 100-1 ON! No bets accepted!
Cathy & Johnny Odds on involvement: 2-1 joint favourites
Pammie & Jack Odds on party involvement: 2-1 joint favourites
Little Cottage
Samantha & Adrian Odds on party involvement: maybe 4-1
Drama Den
Peter & Jenny Odds on involvement: 5-1
Quiet corner
Two kids, one M, one F. Odds on involvement: 5-1
Emma & Justin Odds on party involvement: maybe 6-1
Humpers Farm
Unnamed couple Odds on party involvement: 20-1
“The Dancing Girls”
The Village Pub,
Proprietors: Belinda & Brian Odds on party involvement: 25-1
Fifties Couple (names unknown) Odds on involvement: 50-1
Priti & Pradip Odds on party involvement: 100-1
Proprietor: Heidi Odds on party involvement: already involved!!
Staff: Lottie Odds on party involvement: already involved!!
The Village Pub,
Bev, the Barmaid, Odds on party involvement: already involved!!
Comments
I can hardly wait...
I'm here! Let the party begin. Let's stop thinking and start drinking!
Love it,
Ole
We are each exactly as God made us. God does not make mistakes!
Gender rights are the new civil rights!
have you RSVP'd to your invitation???
.... we're waiting! :)
Thank you Ginger,
You are not exactly giving us good odds,in fact one could say that it
is a bit over the odds:) Will the invitations be sent as "French Letters"?
Just a thought!Stretching the imagination a bit,but then again ------.
ALISON
Well, sis...
...I might hazard a wager? It's almost an 'odds-on' bet that we're going to keep coming back to this story, aye? Thank you, Ginger
Love, Andrea Lena
always advisable...
safe sex, that is! :)
C&A Home from college
Ginger,
Heidi told me of a party C&A are having and I had warm damp panties as she told me of you two. It would be funny if my mom saw me there, but what could she say, ha,ha! Wow I've seen stores on line, I am not sure if they're yours. There out of bounds for what I have experienced, but as I say they make me warm and moist. Can't wait to meet you.
Hugs,
JessiC
Jessica E. Connors
Jessica Connors
Always like that in England...
... the weather.... warm and moist!!
Not sure how to invite the Mom and Daughter house!
All these questions?!! What have I started!!!! :)
"Potential", Ginger.
This could go International!
I'm thinking of starting a similar one in my area, do you have an anti copy cat on this.
Andy is a goner!
I can’t wait for the action.
Great potential Ginger!
Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
(Mark Twain)
LoL
Rita
Kama Sutra
Don't forget that Indians wrote the Kama Sutra. I'll take those odds of 100-1 on Priti and Pradip,
Joanne
whoahh!....
The emergence of backing for remote outsiders!!
Odds shorten to 25-1 for the Tote (starter's odds......
Bag tickets, (on course bookmakers'), honoured at 100-1 before! xx