Frosti the Snowgirl

Frosti the Snowgirl

by mittfh

Blame Angela Rasch for the inspiration behind this! In response to my earlier blog post about the creators of a snow sculpture being persuaded by the local plod to cover up her 'assets', she quipped:
"What if there's some magic in that old silk bra they found? What if, when they put it on her, she began to dance around?"

So of course I couldn't resist the temptation to play with that song... and the few small changes had the side-effect of loading it with innuendo, thus making it appear far less innocent than the original!

EDIT @ 23:45 GMT: Changed her name to "Frosti", to minimise confusion when talking about the original, male "Frosty".

Frosti the Snowgirl
Was a jolly happy lass
With a slender bod and a curvy butt
And a hairdo made of grass

Frosti the Snowgirl
Was a fairytale they say
She was made of snow
But the men all know
How she came to life one day

There must have been some magic
In that old silk bra they found
For when they placed it around her bust
She began to dance around

Frosti the Snowgirl
Was alive as she could be
And the men all say
She could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me

Frosti the Snowgirl
Knew the sun was hot that day
So she said "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away!"

Down to the village
With a 'broomstick' in her hand
Running here and there all around the square
Giggling "Catch me if you can!"

She led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And she only paused a moment when
She heard him holler "Stop!"

Frosti the Snowgirl
Had to hurry on her way
But she waved goodbye
Saying "Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day!"

Kudos

Comments

Brilliant!

Very inventive and entertaining.

Susie

So when does she and Frosty

So when does she and Frosty the snowman meet up and will they have little snowballs running around any time soon? Jan

Of course...

Unless the relationship is consummated "Up North", the pregnancy would have to be significantly shorter than that of a human.

But Frosti (I suppose I should change her last letter to avoid confusing her with the male Frosty...) doesn't seem the kind of girl to settle down into a long marriage up in the tundra - she's having far more fun flirting with and teasing human males...

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!