I'm a Girl - Song parody of The Who's "I'm a boy"

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"I'm A Girl"
(With apologies to The Who)

One little girl was called Anne-Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was called Sally-Pearl
The other was me
Yeah I'm a Girl

My name is Holly, I'm a head case
I like putting make-up on my face
Yeah I feel lucky when I get dresses to wear
And spend hours just fixing up my hair

I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But my ma won't permit it
I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But if I say I am
I get it

I'll put on a dress like Anne-Marie
Braid my hair like Felicity
Paint my nails like Sally Earle
Wear perfume since I'm a girl

I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But my ma doesn't get it
I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But if I say I am
I regret it

I won't play cricket on the green
Or ride my bike down the street
Might hurt myself, see my blood
I'll never come home all covered in mud

I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm, a, girl!

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nice!

and welcome to Big Closet

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Thanks

Dorothy, and I hope you are feeling better.

Hugs, Holly

Im non binary I'm non binary but my mom made me go 2 the beanery

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Okay, I guess that one needs work...

But yours is a version of Townsend's classic
forced fem lament that I think more of us
here can relate to. Welcome new author
and I hope your stories will be as good,
if you choose to grace us with some!
~hugs, Veronica

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"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU

I'm glad

you liked this, I hope it is something all of us can enjoy. I'm not so sure about my own writing, I have one I'm trying to write but it isn't coming easily.

I'm a girl, too!

Hugs, Holly!

S

Thank you

Shauna, and I know you're a girl, and always have been!

Hugs right back to you, Holly

Thank You

very much, I'm glad you enjoy this more than the original, I put on the CD of their greatest hits and when this one played, this just came to me.

Sorry I missed this Holly, I

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Sorry I missed this Holly, I wasn't on here much then. Got plenty of up votes .

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Leeanna