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I'm a Girl - Song parody of The Who's "I'm a boy"

Author: 

  • New Author
  • Holly Snow

Audience Rating: 

  • General Audience (pg)

Publication: 

  • Verse, Poetry, Lyric

Genre: 

  • Transgender

Character Age: 

  • Preteen or Intermediate

Other Keywords: 

  • Song parody

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)
"I'm A Girl"
(With apologies to The Who)

One little girl was called Anne-Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was called Sally-Pearl
The other was me
Yeah I'm a Girl

My name is Holly, I'm a head case
I like putting make-up on my face
Yeah I feel lucky when I get dresses to wear
And spend hours just fixing up my hair

I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But my ma won't permit it
I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But if I say I am
I get it

I'll put on a dress like Anne-Marie
Braid my hair like Felicity
Paint my nails like Sally Earle
Wear perfume since I'm a girl

I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But my ma doesn't get it
I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But if I say I am
I regret it

I won't play cricket on the green
Or ride my bike down the street
Might hurt myself, see my blood
I'll never come home all covered in mud

I'm a girl, I'm a girl
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm a girl, I'm a girl
I'm, a, girl!


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