No, seriously.

I got to school today and there were stares. There were whispers. I thought maybe they had all found out about me somehow. I was really starting to get scared and on the verge of panic.

Then... I heard it.

The first time I heard it that morning I thought it couldn't be what I'd heard, that I'd been mistaken. Then less than a full minute later I heard it again, and this time it was unmistakable.

Y'know, maybe I don't want to die. I just want to be the one that chokes the life from that... that... GOOBER!

There were giggles and winks and it was just so obnoxious!

If this sticks with me, I'm going to... I dunno. I'm not good at the whole coming up with revenge thing, but he'll regret it, that's for sure!