A Walk in the Dark Chapter 04

 

A Walk in the Dark
Chapter 4

by Maggie Finson

 
Author’s Note:Sometimes life takes a sudden left turn into absolute weirdness. If you’re unlucky enough for that to happen, you know without doubt that nothing at all is ever going to be the same as it was.
 

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Adustments

I woke up to something really noxious being passed under my nose and a confusing blend of voices. My eyes snapped open and I swung a hand to get that nasty smell away.

A startled female face, human, widened her eyes, squeaked, and suddenly disappeared. I didn’t worry about it at the time and coughed, shook my head and worked to get things into some sense of order.

“She’s awake.” I heard and recognized that voice as the Fu Manchu guy.

“What the Fu….?!!!” I managed to get out.

“Calm Dahlia, the Fu Manchu guy soothed. “You’re frightening your maids.”

Maids? I actually opened my eyes and sat up. Then looked around for the maids I didn’t even know I had.

Sure enough, there were three young women, barely past being girls, huddled in a corner and trying very hard not to look at me. “Maids?”

“Yes, maids.” Kae’song, answered with a shrug. “They are here to serve you.”

“Oh.” I nodded, perplexed and looked at the poor girls. Then gave them a little wave and a tentative smile. “Hi?”

All three looked at me as if I was some baby eating devil who had just given them candy that wasn’t poisoned. Though if this world’s Dhro’aaa were anything at all like the Drow in D&D, I kind of understood that.

I smiled, and gave them a little wave again. “I won’t eat you or anything gross, I promise. I don’t bite either.”

That ‘I promise’ thing made them feel better and I felt something slam into place that would make sure I didn’t bite or eat them. Magic. Go figure.

“Are you going to do that very often?” Sam questioned once I’d finished with the terrifying my maids thing.

“What thing?” I asked. “Making people not scared of me?”

“No, the fainting thing.” He sighed.

“Give me a break, Sam!” I shot back. “It only happened once.”

“No, you passed out during the transformation, too.” He countered.

“That doesn’t count!” I glared at him. “You passed out too, didn’t you?”

“Nope. Remember? I told you I didn’t earlier.” He answered with a superior grin that I really wanted to claw off his face. Okay, okay, the girl thing was getting really creepy here, but I did my best to ignore that.

“Oh, right, you didn’t pass out. According to you. I, of course, wasn’t awake to verify that one.” I looked at him and that look dared him to lie. Somehow I knew that I’d know if he was doing that.

“I didn’t, really.”

I gave him a really nasty look, and growled, but the growl sounded horribly like a purr. “Okay, you try going through what I did and see how well you deal with it, Jerk!”

I’d scared my maids again. Crap.

Then again it occurred to me. Why exactly did I need maids?

Back to business. I glared at Sam and Fu Manchu and noted that my hands were on my hips and my stance was — well, kind of sexy in a girly way that I really didn’t want to think about too hard just then. The theories that say the body rules? I think they’re right. Sigh.

“Well?” I questioned while giving Sam the gimlet eye that Carolyn had inflicted on me when I’d really screwed something up. “Maybe I could get Fu Manchu here to do to you what he did to me. I’ll bet your attitude would change then!”

Sam just stared at me. Typical guy response to something like that. And since when did I think like that? Never mind. I am so not going there right now.

“Oh, I don’t think so, my lovely Dahlia.” Kae’song chuckled. “You two are a carefully crafted, bonded pair. Your bond was given in the traditional way, with blood and promises.”

“I don’t remember that.” I shot back.

“You were unconscious.” The mage, or whatever, informed me. “Since, in a way, I am your father, I gave your blood and promised you.”

“You what?” I actually shouted that time, and my poor maids were trying to find cabinets to hide in.

He smirked and shrugged. I turned to Sam and asked. “Okay, so who made that ‘promise’ for you?”

He actually looked uncomfortable with that question and was obviously not all that willing to answer.

“Saaammm.” I grated out. “WHO made that promise for you?”

“Well…” He shrugged and gave me a weak grin. “You were sooo beautiful, and looked so vulnerable just then…”

“So you, in your right mind if that is possible right now,” I sighed. “Agreed to — umm — marry me?”

“Uhhh, yeah?” He answered with a flinching grimace.

“What were you thinking?!!” I screamed, I mean really screamed. Stuff on shelves in the room shook. My maids were long gone by then.

“Like we had a choice?” He managed to ask in a very reasonable tone of voice. “It was either that or let you go play with the orcs.”

“Orcs?”

“Yeah, those ugly guys we first saw?” He answered.

I turned on Fu Manchu with a glare. “You would have done that?”

“No.” He smirked. “But the threat was effective.”

“Go away.” I sighed while I very carefully sat on a couch and started massaging my temples. “Just go away, all of you. Now please.”

I shouted at their retreating backs. “And Kae’song, don’t expect me to start calling you DADDY!”

After that I just sat there grumbling, cursing, and working my hands over my head because of the headache I was having.

This was one epic fuck up.

* * * *

“Safe to come in now?” Sam quite carefully peered around the doorframe to the bathroom as he asked that one.

“I suppose.” I let out a sigh and sank deeper into the nice hot, scented, sudsy water of my bath and waved him in. Oh, my maids had returned, hesitantly, but insisted that I take a nice hot bath to soothe my obviously frazzled nerves. At that point I didn’t have the heart to argue and the bath really did feel good.

“Sorry?” He offered.

“For what?” I asked tiredly. “I am one lucky — umm — girl. I have fiancées on two worlds.”

“You’re not still mad?” He questioned.

“No, I’m too tired to be mad right now.” I said while lifting one leg out of the water and rubbing a sponge over it without thinking about the effect seeing that would have on him. “And stop staring, please.”

“Can’t help it Dy — umm — Dahlia.” He answered quite honestly while obviously thinking of something I knew I wouldn’t like.

“One, just one, joke about The Black Dahlia, or Barbie Dahl and I swear I’ll kill you if I have do it when you’re sleeping.” I told him.

“Can’t blame a guy for thinking.” He answered guiltily.

“No, I guess not.” I settled back into the hot water and suds with a contented sigh. “Just don’t vocalize them right now, okay?”

“I won’t.” He answered quite seriously. “Look, I know you’re having a tough time with this, and no I couldn’t even come close to understanding what you’re going through just now. I just figured it was better me than a stranger with the bonding thing. I’m sorry if that offends you, but we’ve been friends too long and thinking that someone else might get tagged for that with you wasn’t something I wanted to make you go through.”

That made me think, and forgive — a little, and I smiled. “I hadn’t thought of it that way, and for what it’s worth, thank you. Thinking things through hasn’t exactly been one of my strong points recently.”

“No kidding.” He grimaced then chuckled to ease my bristling. “I’d be a total basket case in your position, you know that? You are without doubt the strongest, most stubborn, and greatest friend I’ve ever had in my life.”

“Ahh, that’s nice.” I sighed and didn’t even twig on how girly that response was. Hormones, I blame the hormones. Yeah. That works. “But you know I’m not into that guy/girl thing? I still have this fixation of girls.”

“Figures.” He nodded and grinned. “Your maids are kind of cute, too.”

“Yeah, I noticed.” I answered. And my nipples had gone erect when I finally took the time to look at the girls. Sheesh. Double erections, and on my chest. Who’d have thunk it?

“Does that nutcase really expect us to make little Dhro’aaa babies just for him?”

“I’m afraid so.” Sam said with a heavy sigh.

“Well,” I squirmed a bit to get my back a bit more comfortable, breasts are really a strain on a girl’s back if they aren’t supported right, and rolled my eyes. “I am NOT going to be a baby machine just because he wants it.”

“I think he’s counting on biology.” Sam shrugged.

“Huh?” I once again showed my wonderful intelligence with that one.

“Face it.” Sam told me. “You’re already pretty girly and you haven’t been like you are more than a day or so. What is going to happen as time goes on?”

“NOT going there just now, Sam.” I grimaced and was close to scaring my poor maids again. I consciously pushed that mess of emotions back down. “If it comes up, we’ll deal with it. If it doesn’t, I’m not going to look for it, okay?”

“Works for me.” He answered and just sat there watching me in the bath. Have I mentioned just how dreamy he is? Uhh, nope, bad Dylan! No thinking those kinds of things about your best friend! I wasn’t a girl, not willingly, and I wasn’t going to go there. Nope, no way, no how, no chance. End of argument.

But my nipples (traitors) got all excited, and I felt uncomfortable warmth in my middle as I watched him calmly watching me take a bath.

GAH!!!

I am sooo screwed.

*whimper*



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