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"Greetings my good man, how may I help you this fine and wonderful day?"

"I don't know if you can help me because I do not know exactly who or what I am."

"Come and sit with me and tell me your tale of woe."

"Thank you for listening to me. Perhaps you can help me some how. I was born inter-sexed. Do you know what that means?

"Yes I do. It means that you were born with both male and female attributes. But you look like a male to me."

"That is because I have disguised myself. Under this coat and jersey is a set of "A" cup breasts."

"And you were raised as a boy until puberty gave you your breasts."

"Yes, until then, I thought that I was a guy, NOW I don't know because I have feelings for both boys and girls."

"Unfortunately, unless you can decide upon your true self, the bike can not help you."

"Can it help me to heal? I am unfortunately HIV+."

"Yes it can, ride the bike to good health."

Getting upon the bike, the young customer pedaled away and then glowed as the healing took place.

"Sir, it healed me and now I am all male."

"The bike saw through your pain and healed you my friend. If ever you wish to be a woman, come and ride again."
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Then with a smile upon his face, the young man went and sought out his fortune,thanks to the TransBike.
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THE TRANSBIKE WELCOMES YOU TO RIDE

Finis