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Just a Normal Girl

Morgan is not progressing, so I figured I'd repost something I wrote for the Crystal Hall fan-fics.
Just a Normal Girl
by Brooke Erickson

Hi. I'm Jessie Craighead.

I can recall exactly when my life came apart. That bitch, Lenore Schippers, was ticked off that I'd beaten her onto the girl's basketball team. Especially when the coach told her that even if she had been better at the game, she was worried about her being able to maintain her grades

OK, I can understand being upset about that. But she had to drag her father into it. Mr. Schippers was head of the local MCO office and Lenore gave him this sob story about how I had to be a mutant to have beaten her out and have a 3.8 GPA on top of it.

I thought I was embarrassed when I was told I had to be tested for all this stuff. I was wrong. Real embarrassment was when they dragged me out of gym class saying I was a boy!!



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It's Still The Arts!

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Roland and DiMaggio Present...



It's Still The Arts


Just a bit of fun to take the edge off a really crappy week, yes?



 

Art from the Pre-Rachaelite Period seemed to mirror the frivolity and painfully carefree attitude of the transgender community of the late nineteenth to early twentieth century... We'll be looking at some examples of those paintings that exemplify that nearly nonchalant mood.



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And the Hits Just Keep Comin'

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Today's Hits...


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You Couldn't Afford It...

You Couldn't Afford It
by Roland and DiMaggio



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Trans-Thimble Theater

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Trans-Thimble Theater
Tonight's Episode: Olive's Oyl




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Ah...The Classics!

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Ah...The Classics

by Andrea Lena DiMaggio
 



100 First Lines of Transgender Literature...the Classics as you may have remembered them...depending upon what you might have been consuming or imbibing at the time...



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The Lingerie Shop

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Once again, for your amusement, the comedic stylings of Roland and Dimaggio. This classic skit is taken from their long-running PBS-BBC joint production, Lost in Transition. Please enjoy and don't forget this week is pledge week. Roland and Dimaggio will be taking your phone calls as they sit for an interview with that internationally known star of stage, screen and television, Miss Susan Heywood.
Call in at 1-800-555-BRAS...1-800-555-2727
 



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Who's Sorry Now?

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For the first time on DVD...the stylings of Roland and DiMaggio, that beloved comedy team. You may remember them from such movies as "Roland and DiMaggio go to the Specialist," "I've Been a BAAAAAD Trans-girl," "The Kid from Bayonne," and their smash hit, "Road to Thailand." Here is an exerpt of their classic routine, first presented in the movie, "The Girls with Something Extra."



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